Lindsay Lohan & Leonardo DiCaprio?

April 19th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Demonstrating her exodus from Lesbian Land, Lindsay Lohan recently seduced Leonardo DiCaprio at MyHouse in LA, according to The Sun:

A source said: “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.
“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself.
“Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.
“The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.”
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.
My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”

There’s only one thing I believe about this story, and that’s that Lindsay was at a bar. The rest? Give me a fucking break. The only way Lindsay could hook up with Leonardo DiCaprio is if she somehow found a genie to grant her three wishes. And if that was the case, let’s be realistic, downtown LA would be blanketed in 12-18 inches of blow right now.

Then again, she could’ve worked quickly….

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  1. Jamie's Uterus

    DiCaprio gets hot ass models, he wouldn’t want this whacked out , broke down train wreck. Lohan is a 2 0′Clock slop girl. If no one else is around, you get the slop.

  2. dk

    2 feet of blow, thats why I read this smut!!!!

  3. Fuck U

    Hahaa,
    What a fucking joke…that skanky bitch couldn’t pull that fag if she tried,
    what a waste of skin.

  4. Galtacticus

    I could say something about this but maybe it isn’t true? But it could be true as well.

  5. Darth

    If it’s true,they had a good time.That’s what you suppose to have in a club.

  6. minos

    who the fuck wrote that “article” it sounds like a cross between a harlequin novel romance and a newspaper article

  7. SoTe

    yeah, like DiCaprio is going to risk being able to f*** bar rafieli or whatever that bitch is called, in order to f*** this messed up bitch.

  8. Molly

    I don’t doubt it. Who ever said that Leonardo DiCaprio had standards? Just because he’s laid hot models doesn’t mean he wouldn’t go for the skank as well haha

  9. Harvey

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  10. Harvey

    the-interesting.blogspot.com

  11. g_girl

    Fish, you still got it, baby

  12. Pero

    So true about the bar part :D

  13. It’s from The Sun, so it probably isnt true.

  14. Mr. Powerz

    You can probably feel the heat radiating from Lohan’s pussy from 3 feet away. Everybody would bang her in give the opportunity, unless they were scared, of course. Some of you peeps are idiots thing everything is about social value. Bar Rafeli is probably a terrible lay, despite being Jewish.

  15. yeaa man

    o freak no. gisele to this? leo is way outta her league.

  16. sushi

    What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?

  17. sushi

    What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?

  18. sushi

    What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?

  19. sushi

    What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?

  20. sushi

    What a come down from Bar whatever the fuck her name is to this ugly twat?

  21. Jibbly Biggins

    Well, he seems to have a penchant for anorexic coke addicts.

  22. Jibbly Biggins

    Then again – Bar Rafaeli is neither and a goddess – he wouldn’t “trade down.”

  23. Jen

    What the hell does “things hotted up” mean?

  24. the battle for “RECKOGNISSION” continues, folks?
    question: WHO IS DUMB & NAIVE ENOUGH?

  25. Scuse me, I gots to go hot up some soup ‘n sammiches.

  26. Guy

    He on earth would Leonardo prefer that ugly shit-face when he has Bar Refaeli?!
    So I say this is BS.

  27. mikeock

    How soon before TheSuperficial gives us the status of Lindsay’s daily bowel movements? You guys are hopelessly infatuated with this chick. Seek help.

  28. salawhite

    Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

  29. salawhite

    Recently I found a very hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

  30. Photoshop Police

    SHENANIGANS, I SAY!

    The Sun is full of crap!

    No way would DiCaprio let this girl get anywhere near him.

  31. dude

    if federline really cheated on victoria prince with britney y’all then i’m not sure what else isn’t impossible anymore.. and fwiw leo’s not exactly the slim debonnaire jack from titanic either now, you seen him without a shirt lately?

  32. Pilatunes

    Whose the ‘chin’ on the left? The wicked witch of the west coast?

  33. M-

    can anyone say hooker??

  34. Bobaloo

    What’s a “tac”?

  35. It’s a good thing she’s so skinny because I’d like to knock her down and steal those sunglasses. Actually I’d like to knock her down on principle alone, but the glasses are a good incentive.
    I believe I found them for sale here: http://www.popularglasses.com

  36. I CALL LINDA A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    Leo is so above this shit. What a joke. He gets the cream of the crop. Lindsay is such a loser.

  37. EW DOWNGRADE!! I hope this isn’t true.

  38. boeser

    alcohol!

  39. Randal

    Lindsay certainly has that Lioness charge that many women wish they could have and she grabbed a nice catch in Leonardo. What more comes out of it is hard to say but Leo would be smart to stick this one through so he can receive more exposure in the industry.

    Randal

  40. Erica

    Happy 4/20 everyone. Smoke weed!

  41. Chiquita

    Hang on a minute, Leo and Lindsay were friends with benefits in the past so maybe this isn’t so far-fetched.

  42. Stranger things have happened. Lindsay is a train wreck some of the time, but who has not fallen from grace in Hollywood? Maybe she is a really nice girl who has had a crush on Leo, like myself, for most of her life. After all he was mentioned as a celebrity crush in Parent Trap. Coincidence, I think not. It would be the equivalent of one of us common foke getting the chance to meet him. I know I would act the fool, screaming shrieking and crying just at the site of him (and I am 31). She was in awe and wanted to impress him, who wouldn’t. I hope this is just a fling for him if it is at all true. I am chalking this up as a chance encounter.

  43. THIS BITCH WON’T STOP …
    SHE’S EVEN GONNA SEDUCE MY MOM ….i guess!
    oh ….
    what else left for her? to seduce an animal? my dog’s waiting for you.

  44. Ha Ha Ha. Another conviction for her and she is going to jail. I hope that this time will not parallel the length of time Paris stayed versus what she was supposed to stay. Good luck staying out of trouble.
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  45. Shila

    She is pathetic! White trash with no talent, brains or looks.
    She will f@%&k anything for attention….she is really disgusting!

  46. Jenny

    Oh hell no!!! There’s no way this would ever happen..He’s way too hot for her!!

  47. Datamaster

    I believe Lindsay can make a real hot aggressive fucking tiger in bed.But she is a bitch like Holly Simpson.Leo dont forget condoms

  48. Datamaster

    I believe Lindsay can make a real hot aggressive fucking tiger in bed.But she is a bitch like Holly Simpson.Leo dont forget condoms

  49. George Hurrey

    I used to think Lindsay was hot, back when she did Herbie. But she has gotten a little rough! Leo might be thinking what I am, I’d tap that for fun! Call me Lindsay! (Oregon)

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