Despite the fact she hid her face with a hood and enough bronzer to make those Jersey Shore kids pop erections of envy, Lindsay Lohan was actually invited to the The New York Times Style Magazine Party and didn’t crash as some outlets claimed yesterday. Gossip Cop reports:
Gossip Cop spoke to the party’s organizer, Peggy Siegal, who told us, “She didn’t crash. She was expected.”
And, among the reasons Lohan came to the party — which also drew the likes of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Jeff Bridges, Jane Fonda, Adam Lambert, and Anna Kendrick – was that she wanted to see Best Screenplay nominee (“It’s Complicated”) Nancy Meyers, who cast her way back when in “The Parent Trap.”
Of course, none of this makes any sense. After being recognized by your peers and the Hollywood Foreign Press, who the hell wants to walk into a celebration where Ninja Lindsay Lohan’s trying to fellate her career back to life? I’d rather see a spider monkey with AIDS dishing out the shrimp. “Thank you, Popo. Haha, look, everybody, he’s biting my ear! Whee!”
Bubbsdaddy | January 19, 2010 at 11:34 am
Ok, I have to admit, she almost looks pretty good here… but looks are deceiving. Underneath she’s still just a crazy skank who I wouldn’t nail without a bio-hazard suit on and a baby pool of bleach that I could submerge myself in afterwards…
tony romo | January 19, 2010 at 11:39 am
she looks amazing here. she could be beautiful while she keep miles away from the pills and the Booze.
@2 | January 19, 2010 at 11:39 am
She looks pretty decent here
Gerald_Tarrant | January 19, 2010 at 11:40 am
I would hit that like Mark McGwire on steroids.
Beautiful but bitter. | January 19, 2010 at 11:44 am
OK, I’m probably going to get a major thrashing for saying this but, I think she actually looks like a normal young woman here. –*ducks quickly* — what I like best is that she doesn’t look as though she weighs 85lbs when wet.
Hotmom | January 19, 2010 at 11:46 am
Wow, she looks really pretty. I don’t know how she did it. She really looks much better….
Giorgio! | January 19, 2010 at 11:54 am
She looks absolutely gorgeous! Beautiful eyes! This is what pisses me off, this girl has so much potential! At least she is finally looking healthy, hopefully she can keep it up. I mean Wow seriously, she looks breathtaking! Damn!
Kim | January 19, 2010 at 11:54 am
Spray tan and a bleach job does wonders.
Ego | January 19, 2010 at 11:54 am
That’s not the “real” Lindsay Lohan. You can tell because she doesn’t look all coked out. Oh yeah, and I’d hit it regardless.
Ego | January 19, 2010 at 11:55 am
That’s not the “real” Lindsay Lohan. You can tell because she doesn’t look all coked out. Oh yeah, and I’d hit it regardless.
sayhuh | January 19, 2010 at 11:56 am
omg is that actually Ali Lohan? c’mon just think if it IS Ali that would explain why she’s trying to get Linsanity’s career back on track.. i mean it’s obvious Linsanity doesn’t care about living life on the D-list so long as she can have her coke and snort it too.
Liz | January 19, 2010 at 12:01 pm
You know, I hadn’t heard anything about LL crashing the party. It’s funny that her getting legitimately invited to a party is more newsworthy than her just showing up places she isn’t wanted. Also, am I cynical for wondering if the hood is hiding a bald patch or where she burnt all her hair off or something?
Liz | January 19, 2010 at 12:03 pm
You know, I hadn’t heard anything about LL crashing the party. It’s funny that her getting legitimately invited to a party is more newsworthy than her just showing up places she isn’t wanted. Also, am I cynical for wondering if the hood is hiding a bald patch or where she burnt all her hair off or something?
jumpin_j | January 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Anoerexic oompa-loompa.
Betty | January 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm
i wouldn’t be surprised if columns like this caused her to kill herself.. leave this girl alone.. i bet everyone will get extra pc and apologetic if anything happens to her.. go to church or something…
Melissa | January 19, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Except for the fake hair color, gallons of orange makeup, and injected lips, bitch looks good. She should seriously go back to being a natural redhead.
Grim Reaper | January 19, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Lindsay if you are reading…I am waiting for you…and you too Betty @ #15
mnsuperbee | January 19, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Ten bucks says that’s a wig. I dont think she has hair. Or eyebrows.
j m | January 19, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Beautiful supermodel Ali.
Beautiful super star Lindsay.
Ugly jealous sayhuh.
Nate | January 19, 2010 at 1:24 pm
YES! Finally one of these gossip sites are seeing the fun in factual reporting. All you dumb fucks actually believed that Lindsay crashed the party just because you read it on Perez crap site. Stupid sheep fuckers. Lindsay did three movies last year hot paid 7 million each and all 3 movies will be in theaters in year. lindsay lohan leggings 6126 has been a super hit for the past 2 years Lindsay had millions and millions from her leggings. Lindsay Lohan is a very successful person.
jzz | January 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm
this is what sharon stone would look like in 20 years.
Lindsay Lover | January 19, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I would lick per pussy and ass out!
cbuxx | January 19, 2010 at 3:25 pm
An expensive hoodie will not hide the fact you are still a ginger. ONLY sunlight will kill a ginger and now you know…..knowing is half the battle. GI-JOEEEEE
See Alice | January 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm
She looks good .
marie | January 19, 2010 at 4:27 pm
She actually looks good here. Love the dress too.
Enorme Nuez | January 19, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Hohan looks stunning. If only this could continue.
salsa | January 19, 2010 at 4:29 pm
She. Looks. Great!
Tacosauce | January 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I was indeed surprised to see Lindsay looking this good :) Hope she can leave them bad substances behind :(
Toolboy | January 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm
@20 – Great advertising, now shut up Lindsay.
And yes, I love fucking a Woolite laden ewe just like everyone else, but I actually have a degree, FACE!
Where’s my Cheetos?
Jill | January 19, 2010 at 5:00 pm
wow, I’m scared I’m actually saying this, but:
She actually looks halfway decent ??!?!??! WTF LOL
Chester | January 19, 2010 at 5:03 pm
She waiting for that Big Black COCK 15inchs worth of NIGGER COON
Chester | January 19, 2010 at 5:03 pm
She waiting for that Big Black COCK 15inchs worth of NIGGER COON
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Jenna | January 19, 2010 at 8:33 pm
I’m betting pregnant. The pooch is a bit high, but it’s there.
Pregnancy bloat makes her look normal compared to her “normal” Skeletor self.
Ian | January 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm
She looks decent here. Skin looks clear, no “duck-lips”, and no coke-eyes. I hope she keeps it up. I’d love to see the Lindsay of old back, hope it’s not too late.
memory cards | January 19, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Heyy she actually looks really good i mean beautiful? yes! good for her… start to make awesome films again Li-lo!
Porn Tube | January 19, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Damn! Lindsay is looking hot!!
Dr. Plastic | January 20, 2010 at 1:19 am
Fuck…the slut probably had a kilo of coke hidden in her hoodie….what burnt out loser…don’t expect the slut at a theatre near you soon…unless it is a porn theatre…I mean what else is left for the fucking coke head….?
Superbiggerevil | January 20, 2010 at 2:00 am
Yeah, I’ll bet she didn’t look so hot later that evening after about eight lines of “booger sugar” and two packs of Kools! Plus all the black cock she took in every orifice of that carcass!
Narcissist | January 20, 2010 at 4:10 am
Looks very presentable here. I didn’t recognize her.
Aubie | January 20, 2010 at 9:07 am
Yep, she actually looks half decent here. Normally, I think she sucks at putting on self-tanner (talk about blotchy) and is another Hollywood case of “should just leave themselves alone”–she’s a freckled redhead and should just go with it. Get rid of the shitty blonde color and stop trying to be LA bronzed. Redheads are pale and that’s just the way it is. Also, seeing this picture, I think she should try getting a cute shorter haircut. Dump the straggly long locks and go for a sleek bob or a mature pixie cut. Clean up the image, at least, even if she doesn’t stop doing coke and getting in car accidents. Btw, her parents take 50% of the blame for where she is now. Someone should take her under their wing and straighten her ass out.
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John | January 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Are we still making AIDS jokes in 2010? Seems so 1980′s and they weren’t even funny then…
Lissa | January 20, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Nice Lady GaGa get up.
Grandma Gaga | January 20, 2010 at 4:13 pm
How come LL Looks older than Madonna? She looks like someone crazy aunt at this point. She looks like she might have taken a shower FINALLY!
NICK MANNING | January 21, 2010 at 3:28 am
DROPPIN LOADS!
I call 'em as I see 'em | January 22, 2010 at 12:50 am
Perhaps it’s the smile, but I agree that she actually looks human AND good in these pictures. We’ve seen her after she’s been swimming in the Sevin Nyne before, so I don’t think it’s the ‘tan’. Can she actually be…human?
Sweet Jesus, what next?
Katie | January 23, 2010 at 5:41 pm
She actually looks really cute.
Daniella | January 24, 2010 at 11:30 am
Wow, she looks really great here! I mean, beautiful, healthy, happy… whatever you’re doing girlfriend, keep doing it. It’s working.
bell | January 25, 2010 at 2:19 am
She actually looks pretty darn great..And love the dress Lindsay..Good Job.