Last month Lindsay Lohan caused over $150,000 of water damage to her ex Harry Morton’s condo when her own condo flooded on the floor above. And contrary to reports, the leak wasn’t because of a faulty pipe, but because Lindsay Lohan had left the faucet running in her bathtub. And in a sort of related story, in an interview with Allure magazine Lohan says she feels like she plays the role of protector around her friends and family. She says:
“When my friends and family are around me I feel like they’re safe … When my friends have left me – I’ve just seen everything collapse. They’re not safe without me.”
I’d be feeling a lot of things if I was around Lindsay Lohan, but safe wouldn’t be one of them. She left the water running in her damn bathtub. That only happens in movies and cartoons. I’m not even sure her brain is still functioning anymore. If you cut her head open you’d probably find a stuffed animal in there.
TrippyGoogler | April 18, 2007 at 1:10 pm
woohoo!
HerpesHilton | April 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm
That is the worst ass I’ve ever seen. Those jeans make her thighs look huge!!
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm
there is an evil monkey inside my head.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 18, 2007 at 1:12 pm
but isn’t that what mothers are for? coming over to turn off tubs and flush toilets and whatnot?
TrippyGoogler | April 18, 2007 at 1:13 pm
wasn’t this bitch running half-naked through the streets with a drink in her hand a few weeks ago? maybe it’s some kind of ritual she does to keep her peeps safe.
bungoone | April 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
a few things:
nice granny shoes
i’m pretty sure i had those jeans back in the 80s when they WERE cool
what is with that purse?
and why is her face so dark in the 2nd to last picture. skin cancer is in her near future for sure.
lambman | April 18, 2007 at 1:19 pm
“AND CONTRARY TO REPORTS…” Ok, so now we’re supposed believe PAGE 6 over other news sources? Seriously? Cause we might as well just declare anarachy right now if that’s the case.
lambman | April 18, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Is this the same condo that paid Lohan a ton of money to live there and promote it?
Man Lindsay rocks!
woodhorse | April 18, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Wow. Harry Morton dated her so he knows what she’s like and then he lives right below her?? Since he’s that stupid, he got what he deserved. I dated a guy once (briefly) that I found out was extremely crazy bigoted so I broke up with him and never once considered moving into the apartment below that was vacant. Some African American descent dude did and moved out again shortly due to the bullet holes in the ceiling/floor….. Harry Morton is too stupid for sympathy.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Well at least she has a nice ass! That is something. I still can’t beleive the stupid morons get paid the money they do and can’t figure out how to turn off the F#%*ing water
ABYO | April 18, 2007 at 1:29 pm
freakin retarted
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Jimbo! How is THAT a nice ass?!?
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Ok, it is not as nice as yours. but is not flat or lumpy. Have you seen the ass shots that have been on this site recently? She can at least fill out her jeans.
But I still like your better
Fifth Stooge | April 18, 2007 at 1:37 pm
It couldn’t have happen to a nicer young lady.
Alayney | April 18, 2007 at 1:41 pm
What a HIDEOUS bag (I mean the purse)!
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Awwww, thanks….
God I just heard someone in the bathroom moan….I don’t want to know…..I don’t want to know
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm
ew, you are right, you dont want to know.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Did you hear a big PLOOOOP too? and water splashing on the floor?
Jug_Nuts | April 18, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Why is that dude so ORANGE?
F-Sucker | April 18, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Too bad she didn’t drown.
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
They stunk up my whole office….just like lindsay stunk up Harry Potter’s condo…
K, I gotta open the door or something…brb
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 2:02 pm
WOOO HOOO It is time to hit happy hour and then off to the Me Love You Long Time Happy Ending Massage Parlor for a little rub and tug
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Have a bal, Jimbo!!!
Yourfairytale | April 18, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Who thinks that’s a good ass? That’s the one of the flattest asses ever, second only to Paris Hilton! You need to see some real women, ones with curves.
Anyway I am not surprised she’d do something like that. She’s a damn idiot. Who told her she makes them feel safe? I’d be dead scared if I was with her.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 2:09 pm
You don’t care if I go?????
DrunkBlogger | April 18, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Oh no!!!!!
Buy my book.
Notorious | April 18, 2007 at 2:21 pm
She’s coked out and paranoid, that’s why she thinks people are ‘safe’ around her. Then she’ll think they’re out to get her amazing magic rock collection and kill them all.
chaunceygardner | April 18, 2007 at 2:21 pm
It’s people like Linds that really make me love the paparazzi. They lift up my days by ruining hers, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 18, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Amen 28!
Holy shit, what’s with the pants today? WHO DRESSES THESE BITCHES?!
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 2:57 pm
#29 Axl Rose
lambman | April 18, 2007 at 3:12 pm
her butt looks cute in pics 5 and 6, however, it looks horrible in pics 7 and 8…did she change pants?
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 18, 2007 at 3:17 pm
PMSL Frist! I think I read somewhere that Dina had an affair with Axl in the mid 80s :O
Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude | April 18, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Its a sad sad day when you have to be protected by lindsey lohan. Her friends must be the most pathetic people in the world.
HappyFunBalls | April 18, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I heard she just uses body condoms to provide safety for her friends & family so they don’t catch the herp or aids from touching her. true story.
eXtasyStef | April 18, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Yeah, her friends are about as safe with her as Brit’s kids are when she using a blender. It’s all fun and games ’til someone loses an arm.
krazihottkelli | April 18, 2007 at 6:44 pm
All that money and she can’t get rid of some of those freckles, she looks worse than Jessica s.
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Awe, she looks all bored and sad.
Ya life is pretty hard when you’re a shallow worthless little brat.
If this child was my daughter she would be volunteering at a hospital cleaning bedpans until she turn that self centered little frown upside down and starting being a grateful worthwile human being.
I am so fucking sick of these rich little celebrtities with their drinking problems walking around like life has been so hard on them. What a fucking joke … this girl has absolutely no understanding of life.
Everyday I hate celebrities more, because they influence the pathetic bastards who for unknown reasons actually look up to them and that leads to the further shitifying of this world.
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Who safer for people to hang around with than a drunken, illiterate loser who can’t turn off the taps when she’s done bathing the firecrotch and probably can’t remember the number for 911.
She’s a regular super hero this one. If I had kids, and I always say ‘why would I bring children into a world with Lindsay Lohan in it’, I’d let her babysit for sure.
sympathee | April 18, 2007 at 8:18 pm
I’m sure she hired someone to turn things on and off, but she had them fired and she doesn’t know how to work these complicated gadgets.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 18, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Afuckingmen 37! Can I get a witness?!
kacsing | April 19, 2007 at 5:32 am
Well she could live in her bag, until her condo is fixed. That thing is bigger than she is! That’s seriously fuggly!!!
tits_on_snack | April 19, 2007 at 8:09 am
As if anyone thinks tapered zipper-cuff jeans are still cool. I had like ten pairs in 6th grade, and that’s where they’re staying – in my horribly memories of 6th grade!
krazihottkelli | April 19, 2007 at 8:22 am
MOMMIE…LINDSAY..IS MY MOMMIE IN HERE,,I CAN’T FIND HER ..MY BROTHER IS CRYING AND SHE DOESN’T LOVE US..MAYBE SHE’S GETTING ANOTHER TATOO..HELP,,MOMMMIEEEEEEE
krazihottkelli | April 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
LINDAY..I CAN’T FIND MY MOMMIE..I THINK HER NAME IS BRITTNEY..BUT SHE WON’T VISIT US.. THE NANNY TOLD ME THAT MY REAL MOM WAS A JACKEL AND THAT BRITTNEY DOESN’T HAVE KIDS.. I AM SO CONFUSED..PLEASE..MOMMIE,,SO U LIVE IN HERE..HELP ME…
newbondsux | April 19, 2007 at 8:59 am
so I don’t wanna bitch or anything – but who is writing for this site now? I mean – it’s pretty cookie-cutter….let’s see…you could probably “cut open/x-ray/look inside/cat scan” her head and find a “stuffed animal/stuffed monkey/stuffed pooh bear” inside – geet – get stuffed! and while you are at it…how about an original thought????
whitegold | April 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
Huge ego comments like that make me hate her even more. Yeah LL, you’re the great protector of everyone.
Saera | April 19, 2007 at 3:40 pm
lindsay, if you don’t want the paparazzi taking pictures of you, don’t eat outside. :]
krazihottkelli | April 20, 2007 at 7:55 am
Still looking Mommie for you…you will pay for this later…
herbiefrog | April 21, 2007 at 4:48 pm
…and yet
and yet…
etc
Lauren | April 21, 2007 at 7:50 pm
she eats? hmm. Where is that?