Lindsay Lohan leaves her water running


Last month Lindsay Lohan caused over $150,000 of water damage to her ex Harry Morton’s condo when her own condo flooded on the floor above. And contrary to reports, the leak wasn’t because of a faulty pipe, but because Lindsay Lohan had left the faucet running in her bathtub. And in a sort of related story, in an interview with Allure magazine Lohan says she feels like she plays the role of protector around her friends and family. She says:

“When my friends and family are around me I feel like they’re safe … When my friends have left me – I’ve just seen everything collapse. They’re not safe without me.”

I’d be feeling a lot of things if I was around Lindsay Lohan, but safe wouldn’t be one of them. She left the water running in her damn bathtub. That only happens in movies and cartoons. I’m not even sure her brain is still functioning anymore. If you cut her head open you’d probably find a stuffed animal in there.

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