Lindsay Lohan knows how to do a B&E

July 9th, 2009 // 34 Comments

Lindsay Lohan, or “Skulls O’Grady” as she’ll now be called, locked herself out of Samantha Ronson’s house last night and eventually broke in. But not before calling a locksmith who she refused to pay, according to The Sun:

The 23-year-old star walked around the entrance of the house as the locksmith started working on the door, watched by Lindsay’s pal Christy.
She then found an open window and exclaimed, “What the f***, the lock just came undone. You know what sir, we already got in, thanks. We just broke in. We just found a way in.”
She then refused to pay the man’s call out fee, claiming he was asking for $300.
“He’s trying to charge me $300. I’ve paid these guys before, $80 (£50), and now he wants money for trying to get me in, he didn’t do his job!”
The star then offered the locksmith £13 ($20), before returning indoors and refusing to pay anything.

I love how during this whole debacle nobody thought to question if Lindsay Lohan was really supposed to be in Sam’s house even while watching her essentially break in. I’m not saying it wasn’t an innocent case of forgetting her keys, but I’m also not saying Sam wasn’t missing a kidney this morning and Lindsay’s now $5 grand richer.

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  1. Que

    Que no money to pay.

  2. Delgo

    I miss her salad days. =*(

  3. ahem

    #1 ….Come on now……try to be a little original and come up with your own user name rather than taking another poster’s name.

  4. Rod

    2005, please send this website a ransom note saying you have this skiddish whore held hostage, and you won’t let this site post any more of her trailer pics until she’s worthy of being seen again.

  5. Rod

    Dear the year 2005,

    Please send this website a ransom note saying you have this skiddish whore held hostage, and you won’t let this site post any more of her trailer pics until she’s worthy of being seen again.

    Sincerely,
    Limpdicks and Flappy Beef Curtains

  6. Zee Brat

    Nice shoes.

  7. It’s been a while since Lilo stiff the opposite sex,,,

  8. K O'Grady

    What is “skulls O’Grady” in reference to? I really hope I’m not about to actually be associated with her in any fashion…

  9. O'Grady

    What is “skulls O’Grady” in reference to? I really hope I’m not about to actually be associated with her in any fashion…

  10. K O'Grady

    What is “skulls O’Grady” in reference to? I really hope I’m not about to actually be associated with her in any fashion…

  11. Valerie

    I agree, nice shoes.

  12. Mia

    Major bummer because the dollar is getting weaker $80 (£50) and it use to be $80 (£40)

  13. BLOWhan SUCKS

    Actually, you got this wrong. His call out fee was $39 (not $300), which she refused to pay; she offered him $20, which he couldn’t accept or he’d get fired. She then asked him to go down to the driveway to get paid; once he turned his back, she shut & locked the door behind him & wouldn’t answer his knocks. This, per a reputable paper (The Los Angeles Times).

    Doesn’t change a thing, of course. She’s still a stupid, entitled, stuck up, arrogant twat licker & deserves a huge beatdown…

  14. Kim

    Yeah, the prices in this are totally wrong
    I agree with 13!

  15. Fuck U

    SERIOUSLY!!!!!!WTFFISH!!!!!!,
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!???????????
    I AM SO SICK OF THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IS SHE PAYING YOU…MOTHERFUCKER?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ENOUGH…OK…E- FUCKING-NUFF

  16. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Cheap bitch, at least blow him for his time… I mean he helped you B&E so give up the B&J.

  17. Photoshop Police

    Let me get this straight…

    she locked the door…. on a locksmith?

  18. Shawna

    Just pay the money, you cheap bitch.

  19. Joe

    Compare Emma Watson, classy, smart and sweet to this wretched, disgusting, rapidly aging, mentally deranged whore. Look at the parents people.

    The world would be a better place if the entire Lohan family were dumped in the hole with MJ.

  20. sam

    Not sure I believe this, because I don’t see Lindsay addressing an honest working man as “sir.” Especially if she doesn’t need his help anymore.

  21. Matthew

    in the words of daivd spade on SNL in 1995:”look kids is a fallen star! catch it”! and hohan is at it again

  22. dawnalex

    Someone should offer her a movie part, pull her ass out of bed to drive across town, rehearse the part for an hour THEN tell her, “oh we found somebody else to do the part, we don’t need you, and we are not paying you a dime.”

  23. Patrick

    And no doubt she is probably whining about how Republicans and non-Hollywood elitist are not watching out for the little guy and keeping them employed…

  24. sam

    Bacon & Eggs ??

  25. Humpinfrog

    You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the Lohan clan. No sir, you can’t. It’s only a matter of time before Dina’s a grandma and we get the third generation. I’m pegging it to whenever this government “Stimulus” package starts working (it may have an Oscar in it. Lindsay?), so it could be awhile.

  26. Humpinfrog

    12 (Mia). You may want to check that math again. According to your numbers, the pound is dropping. It takes more money to buy the same US amount, the currency your using to convert, is worth less.

  27. captain america

    SNIF, SNIF…………
    you smell something horrible too?
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, LILO IS PASSING, folks!!

  28. kyle

    She is beautiful..and I heard she has meet the gentalmen whom she is dating with on a

    site ^^^cougar matching . co m^^^ on that
    site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show she needs a soulmate in a

    hurry.

  29. lola

    She looks hot! I hate her, but she has great style here. Give kudos where it is due

  30. Galtacticus

    Who called the locksmith? Big turn off!

  31. Darth

    I bet the lesbian community isn’t quite pleased with these two.

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  33. B&E? This bitch needs a BLT.

  34. farty mcshitface

    god, this bitch is awful. just awful. she needs to disapear yesterday.
    disgusting and vile, she is terrible.

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