Lindsay Lohan sort of kind of shows her nipple

nobody wants to see it! put on a bra! and a coat! and a hazmat suit!

lindsay lohan sort of kind of shows her middle-aged beer belly.

COCAINE

Jesus Christ. That face looks like a forty-five year old’s. Even at her pinnacle of looks she never did nothing for me. I say pinnacle cuz its all down hill from here. Maybe we can catch her on “girls that love to get pissed in the face” type of website. I can totally picture it.

I sort of licked my monitor… sort of.

too bad she doesn’t have to work for a living….

I want to be Professionally Orange!!!

wow.. what happened???
she looked good in freaky friday and mean girls.. but hell i agree what’s with the beer gut…

She looks like she’s wearing coloured contact lenses. She just keeps getting faker by the day. But I guess it suits her orange tan.

Ew, check out the tips of her index finger and her thumb in pictures three and four. What the fuck is that?

She looks like Paris Chritina Ricci’s fat Grandmother.

Nice Vodka in the water bottle, and try to ear something that doesn’t make your belly look like a statue of Bhudda.

She has huge, ugly thighs.

Ahhhh…to be young & orange!

I bet it’s a darker shade of orange than her face!
12th baby!!

crap 13th!

isn’t her nipple pointing in the wrong direction?

Nice frass…..

why does she look so grumpy all the time? Oh, that’s right, cause she can’t keep a man!

Regardless of how terrible the rest of her looks……….she still has a nice set of boobies.

she DOES have nice boobies, huh?

when did her eyes start spreading apart?

i hear thats the first sign of obesity…

i cant believe im saying this because lindsay is hands down the stupidest person alive but…

she looks like.. halfway decent in the last picture. or maybe it just cuz im used to her looking like a drunken coke whore.

#9, that’s probably the hand she smokes with. so not only will she have skin cancer pretty soon, i’m sure lung cancer won’t be too far behind.

I can’t help but think a real woman should have hips. Is she a transvesty?

Someone’s in dire need of a new dye job.

she kind of has a paunch

I can’t believe I’m sitting here squinting my eyes trying to see this nip shot…its barely visible. I’m a little concerned with that pooch , I also noticed her saddle bags

I have a dream lots of nights where I see something a lot like this, except it’s RichPort.

She probably isn’t any bigger than she was when she first came into the spotlight. No was complaining about her then especially with those huge tatas. Then she lost tons of weight, looked disgusting, and now you’re calling her fat? Saddlebags? really? Yeah she’s a coked out ho, but she’s not fat, out of shape, yes.

why is this even considered news? as much as lindsay lohan shows her nipples and private parts, she should be a porn star. literally. next we’re gonna hear about how she “accidentally” mooned her ex Wilmer Valderamma just seconds after sticking out her tongue and saying “you’re an asshole. screw you!”
~N@ughty

Mmmmmmm….butter

Another candidate for the Water Bondage guys. Paris, Brit, Lohan, Nicole and Kim Kardashian. Wow, now that’s America, BABY!

#9 she’s a dirty pig and a slob who never washes her skuzzy hands. She’s got dirt under her tails. How disgusting is that?

#6 you said, “too bad she doesn’t have to work for a living….

I want to be Professionally Orange!!!”

did you even look at the pic? She pale as a ghost, absolutely not orange

C’mon…you know you’d hit it.

maybe I am just feeling charitable, but for Lindsay she looks OK. I can safely say I am tired of seeing her tits. Whats more notable is her gut is visble through that shirt.

It is a nice jacket though.

#33…ok she is less orange than usual.

still..pics 3 & 4 orange face, white hands.

She is a white girl with freckles trying desperately to cover them instead of being PROUD to be white & freckled.

perhaps it is too early in the day….maybe tonight she’ll reappear orange to paint the town orange…LOL

at least she has nice tits and no freaky looking nipples!

my gosh.. i’m watching rachel ray right now and she’s starting to look hotter than this train wreck….
this is messed up if i’m more turned on my rachel ray…

in ten years we’ll have whole lotta old (ex) celebrites with saggy boobs =)

#38… Rachel Ray? Is she that dip shit who cooks and talks so fucking LOUD that you want to throw a shoe through your own TV everytime she opens her mouth? I’d take this slob with the crooked nipple anyday.

#39 Dead men tell no tales and fake tits don’t sag.

The Fish kinda needs to find a new funny man. Sorta.

Does anyone ever suspect that lindsay lohans bottle of water isn’t full of water? or am i just paranoid…

She looks good to be 40.
(Girl in pic 4 looks way younger and fresher than Linds will ever be again)

Well, a glimpse of LL’s boobules ain’t exactly like rare footage of sasquatch or anything… (except that they’re both stinky ape-like creatures and they kind of wander around… and they’re stinky… and ape-like… and wander around… all stinky)

#41- fake tits DO sag. see jenna jameson’s cleavage from earlier this week. her tits look like water balloons in greasy, stained paper bags.

lindsay’s tits were much saggier until quite recently. i’m not sure if that was weight loss or age and sun, but it definately looks like she got implants put back in, or that she just happened to gain alot of weight in her breasts….

i like lindsay and she’s young so whatever, this pic isnt very flattering but who cares, how many pictures hav u seen of urself which look worse than this, haters get a life, and if u hate lindsay why are u interested in uploading this page,

bye lovahsss!
GHilton

… And people wonder why celebrities are all anorexic looking. Sheesh she’s not fat – wasn’t too long ago we were begging her to put weight on…. Nice boobs Lindsay. I think I’ll join #5 with the monitor licking….

On the fourth pic,she’s doing a bad Brooke shields imitation…

smile for me baby, ooh yeah. And hell yeah rumbler, i’d hit that :p