Lindsay Lohan sort of kind of shows her nipple

March 2nd, 2007 // 141 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Les Deux in Hollywood wearing a sheer top with no bra on. And even with the terrible lighting conditions that thing is see-through. Is it possible she doesn’t even realize it? She probably rubs herself down with butter and then heads off to meetings thinking she’s in an Armani suit.

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Comments (141)

  1. Smackage | March 2, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    nobody wants to see it! put on a bra! and a coat! and a hazmat suit!

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  2. Ahem Roid | March 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    lindsay lohan sort of kind of shows her middle-aged beer belly.

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  3. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | March 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    COCAINE

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  4. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves | March 2, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Jesus Christ. That face looks like a forty-five year old’s. Even at her pinnacle of looks she never did nothing for me. I say pinnacle cuz its all down hill from here. Maybe we can catch her on “girls that love to get pissed in the face” type of website. I can totally picture it.

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  5. RichPort | March 2, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    I sort of licked my monitor… sort of.

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  6. brujeriadiosa | March 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    too bad she doesn’t have to work for a living….

    I want to be Professionally Orange!!!

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  7. JeffBlancoII | March 2, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    wow.. what happened???
    she looked good in freaky friday and mean girls.. but hell i agree what’s with the beer gut…

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  8. kathleen170 | March 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    She looks like she’s wearing coloured contact lenses. She just keeps getting faker by the day. But I guess it suits her orange tan.

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  9. kathleen170 | March 2, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    Ew, check out the tips of her index finger and her thumb in pictures three and four. What the fuck is that?

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  10. Spindoc | March 2, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    She looks like Paris Chritina Ricci’s fat Grandmother.

    Nice Vodka in the water bottle, and try to ear something that doesn’t make your belly look like a statue of Bhudda.

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  11. Carsten5577 | March 2, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    She has huge, ugly thighs.

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  12. brujeriadiosa | March 2, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Ahhhh…to be young & orange!

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  13. sumnersgal | March 2, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    I bet it’s a darker shade of orange than her face!
    12th baby!!

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  14. sumnersgal | March 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    crap 13th!

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  15. didey23 | March 2, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    isn’t her nipple pointing in the wrong direction?

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  16. PunjabPete | March 2, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Nice frass…..

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  17. gatorgirl | March 2, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    why does she look so grumpy all the time? Oh, that’s right, cause she can’t keep a man!

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  18. F-Sucker | March 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Regardless of how terrible the rest of her looks……….she still has a nice set of boobies.

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  19. gatorgirl | March 2, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    she DOES have nice boobies, huh?

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  20. smashboogie | March 2, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    when did her eyes start spreading apart?

    i hear thats the first sign of obesity…

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  21. katzie | March 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    i cant believe im saying this because lindsay is hands down the stupidest person alive but…

    she looks like.. halfway decent in the last picture. or maybe it just cuz im used to her looking like a drunken coke whore.

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  22. jesseeca | March 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    #9, that’s probably the hand she smokes with. so not only will she have skin cancer pretty soon, i’m sure lung cancer won’t be too far behind.

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  23. whatthe | March 2, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I can’t help but think a real woman should have hips. Is she a transvesty?

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  24. Tits_McGhee | March 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Someone’s in dire need of a new dye job.

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  25. greeneyedcat | March 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    she kind of has a paunch

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  26. Jimmy Showbiz | March 2, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    I can’t believe I’m sitting here squinting my eyes trying to see this nip shot…its barely visible. I’m a little concerned with that pooch , I also noticed her saddle bags

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  27. mia | March 2, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I have a dream lots of nights where I see something a lot like this, except it’s RichPort.

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  28. jesseeca | March 2, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    She probably isn’t any bigger than she was when she first came into the spotlight. No was complaining about her then especially with those huge tatas. Then she lost tons of weight, looked disgusting, and now you’re calling her fat? Saddlebags? really? Yeah she’s a coked out ho, but she’s not fat, out of shape, yes.

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  29. N@ughty | March 2, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    why is this even considered news? as much as lindsay lohan shows her nipples and private parts, she should be a porn star. literally. next we’re gonna hear about how she “accidentally” mooned her ex Wilmer Valderamma just seconds after sticking out her tongue and saying “you’re an asshole. screw you!”
    ~N@ughty

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  30. MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Mmmmmmm….butter

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  31. MrSemprini | March 2, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Another candidate for the Water Bondage guys. Paris, Brit, Lohan, Nicole and Kim Kardashian. Wow, now that’s America, BABY!

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  32. Carsten5577 | March 2, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    #9 she’s a dirty pig and a slob who never washes her skuzzy hands. She’s got dirt under her tails. How disgusting is that?

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  33. lambman | March 2, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    #6 you said, “too bad she doesn’t have to work for a living….

    I want to be Professionally Orange!!!”

    did you even look at the pic? She pale as a ghost, absolutely not orange

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  34. Rumbler | March 2, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    C’mon…you know you’d hit it.

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  35. Bugman4045 | March 2, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    maybe I am just feeling charitable, but for Lindsay she looks OK. I can safely say I am tired of seeing her tits. Whats more notable is her gut is visble through that shirt.

    It is a nice jacket though.

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  36. brujeriadiosa | March 2, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    #33…ok she is less orange than usual.

    still..pics 3 & 4 orange face, white hands.

    She is a white girl with freckles trying desperately to cover them instead of being PROUD to be white & freckled.

    perhaps it is too early in the day….maybe tonight she’ll reappear orange to paint the town orange…LOL

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  37. no1justminda | March 2, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    at least she has nice tits and no freaky looking nipples!

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  38. JeffBlancoII | March 2, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    my gosh.. i’m watching rachel ray right now and she’s starting to look hotter than this train wreck….
    this is messed up if i’m more turned on my rachel ray…

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  39. Milla | March 2, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    in ten years we’ll have whole lotta old (ex) celebrites with saggy boobs =)

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  40. Ted...From LA | March 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    #38… Rachel Ray? Is she that dip shit who cooks and talks so fucking LOUD that you want to throw a shoe through your own TV everytime she opens her mouth? I’d take this slob with the crooked nipple anyday.

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  41. Ted...From LA | March 2, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    #39 Dead men tell no tales and fake tits don’t sag.

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  42. captainpyro | March 2, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    The Fish kinda needs to find a new funny man. Sorta.

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  43. Klutzy | March 2, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Does anyone ever suspect that lindsay lohans bottle of water isn’t full of water? or am i just paranoid…

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  44. julyper | March 2, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    She looks good to be 40.
    (Girl in pic 4 looks way younger and fresher than Linds will ever be again)

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  45. Starfish Troopers | March 2, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    Well, a glimpse of LL’s boobules ain’t exactly like rare footage of sasquatch or anything… (except that they’re both stinky ape-like creatures and they kind of wander around… and they’re stinky… and ape-like… and wander around… all stinky)

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  46. schack | March 2, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    #41- fake tits DO sag. see jenna jameson’s cleavage from earlier this week. her tits look like water balloons in greasy, stained paper bags.

    lindsay’s tits were much saggier until quite recently. i’m not sure if that was weight loss or age and sun, but it definately looks like she got implants put back in, or that she just happened to gain alot of weight in her breasts….

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  47. heir | March 2, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    i like lindsay and she’s young so whatever, this pic isnt very flattering but who cares, how many pictures hav u seen of urself which look worse than this, haters get a life, and if u hate lindsay why are u interested in uploading this page,

    bye lovahsss!
    GHilton

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  48. TashaVin` | March 2, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    … And people wonder why celebrities are all anorexic looking. Sheesh she’s not fat – wasn’t too long ago we were begging her to put weight on…. Nice boobs Lindsay. I think I’ll join #5 with the monitor licking….

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  49. Lowlands | March 2, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    On the fourth pic,she’s doing a bad Brooke shields imitation…

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  50. you_betcha_iris | March 2, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    smile for me baby, ooh yeah. And hell yeah rumbler, i’d hit that :p

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