Looks like this harrowing saga just keeps going. Sunday evening Lindsay claimed Paris hit her with a drink at a house party, saying:
“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”
Then Monday morning she was seen with Britney and Paris outside the Beverly Hills Hotel and changed her story to:
“Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
And now it’s being reported that later that same day the two blew up at each other at Hyde, with Paris yelling at Lindsay:
“You’re a fucking coked-out whore; don’t ever say you’re my friend again!”
And as Paris and Britney headed back to Paris’s house after the incident, paparazzi recorded someone who sounds like Paris screaming:
“Tell that Firecrotch she’s no longer welcome!”
I’ve run out of things to say about these three so I put up a shot of Britney and Paris looking about as close to lesbian lovers as is possible without tongue kissing.
It’s so disturbing to see them rubbbing that baby all over each other. He’s better off being ignored. If I were that kid’s pediatrician, I’d sneak in a dose of penicillin with his next shots.
Jesus Christ Brit, how much leopard print does one need? Two straight weeks of partying is not nearly as upsetting as 2 straight weeks of leopard spots. Does she really like it that much, or is Paris telling her it looks good? Or is it the universal sign for “hasbeen-hillbilly nearly-divorced-from-wigger-turned-lez”? What gives Britney?
#7 is hillarious , i can picture that conversation.
OHHHHH!! Maybe Paris is in Screech’s Hollywood Sex Club and is just thinking of all the points she will rack up when she gets that “stupid backwoods hick bitch” to give *herself* a dirty sanchez.
That’ll show Zach and Slater!
Plus, Paris probably likes having her advice actually being considered and even used in some cases. “Brit…honey…panties cause leopardze(Leprosy) and makes you sweat black spots out your cooze. Lose ‘em.”
I dont’t know what is worse, Britney shaved or Britney if she didn’t. Well if she had the fur, at least it would LOOK like she had undies on.
P.s. Her labes are sideways hahahaha
I know first graders who are more mature than these three. What will they do next? Hack into each others’ cell phones and crank call everyo……..oh, they did that, already. well, then, they should steal each others ex-boyfr…….oh, they did that one, too. Oh, I got it, they can call each other really nasty names in publ…..they did that, too. Why not shoot each other in the face with elephant guns?
Oh, and #29, eat me you fat fuck.
Lohan is the most talented out all of them anyway
They all give new meaning to doing a magazine spread.
#31 – I got one…..how about “Clitney Filthton”???
Paris likes to control her bitches….driving them around in her car and telling them when to flash the poon….then beating them up and cussing them out ….Paris is the ultimate pimp
That didn’t take long.
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SP looks like he’s trying to reach out and grab Paris’ crotch in this picture. That’s one horny baby.
Is it wrong for me to actually be wistfully daydreaming about the day that someone just takes a gun and shoots all three of them in the face?
Well, maybe not Britney, she *technically* has kids and is just a poor stupid hick. But the other two? Where’s Charlie Manson when you need him?
Wasn’t Paris rambling on a few months ago about how she tries on terrible outfits to discover who her true friends are? By her own rules she is a lousy friend.
Oh, and she has herpes too.
You know, I had to go wikipedia to even find out what Lindsay Lowhand was ‘famous’ for. Pretty sparse there – the parent crap and some disney shit. Anyways, new subject matter puleeeez.
wtf is this “hitting her with a drink” shit? How does someone do that? This stupid cunt needs to stop being a whiny bitch
#63
SP isn’t trying to pet paris’s poon.
that’s just the gravitational pull of paris’s poon sucking him iin. it draws in penises of all ages that are within 5 feet of her. why do you think brit is clutching him so tight? first she loses EARL to hooker/porn stars and now to lose paris to her toddler? sounds like a THS.
RUGMUNCHERS!!!
@68: LOL! So that’s the giant sucking sound I hear? Is this how the world end?
@68: LOL! So that’s the giant sucking sound I hear? Is this how the world ends?
#71
yep, we need a GPS device on Paris to know her movements at all time. for public safety, you know. no one is safe around that hungry hole.
paris is with britney just because she was very renowned lately. and nth else. BITCHES!
SERIOUSLY. Brit..get a stylist.
So, who thinks they’ve licked each other’s assholes already?
Now that would be a sex tape- Paris and Brit!
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angry ferret, LOL – one of the more amusing comments I’ve seen on this site!
I hate to imply that any of these 3 have brains, especially Britney Spears. But as for Paris and Lindsay, is it at all possible that they are doing incredibly ridiculous things just to see what people will actually report, just because they are Paris and Lindsay?
Nah…
But I mean, why are we even entertaining this nonsense? I know we say this ‘young hollywood’ thing, but they’re all adults and one of them is a mom. It’s sad.
I watched that video, where Paris yells at the end something about firecrotch…
in the part of the video that had Linds in it, she was hanging out with Brandon Davis. After he said all that terrible shit about her. That was weird.
Oh my God, they really look like lovers! It’s freaky. Not surprising to turn lesbian after being married for years with a moron, but Paris Hilton? For God’s sake, she’s a dumb whore!
I wonder, is it the first sign of apocalypse? Britney Spears and Paris Hilton together? The first two of the four bitches of Apocalypse? Paris is definitely Pestilence.
Booooiiinnnngggg
Has anyone else noticed how Brit is always just SCHLEPPING her kids? She’s never holding them upright or cradling them. She’s just… schlepping. It’s very unnerving.
I bet her cooch smells bad. I just have that feeling.
God, she’s so gross.
Britney: Ya see y’all, this where I dropped him on his head from the high chair.
Paris: OMG that’s hot!
Britney: I know, right???
Paris: Lets do it to Lindsey.
Britney: I hate her!
Paris: Me too! Fucking firecrotch.
Britney: Did you like when I flashed my cooch?
Paris: That was hot! Do it again!
Britney: Right here, while I’m holding my baby in Walmart, in front of everyone?
Paris: Yeah, it’ll be totally hot!
Britney: (chomping on gum) Okay! HEY Y’ALL, LOOK AT MY COOCHIE! ON SALE, AISLE 5, FOR 10 MINUTES…ONLY $9.99. OINK!!!
Paris: OMG that’s so hot!
Paris: OMG, like why are you holding that midget?
Britney: It’s not a midget.
Paris: What is it your purse?
Britney: No ya’ll, it’s my kid!
Paris: Uh, like what?
Britney: I have a kid. Actually 2 kids.
Paris; OMG, what? Like where did you by them?
Britney: I didn’t buy them. I popped them outta my cooch.
Paris: OMG, that’s so hot!
Britney: Yeah, that’s where like babys come from my mom told me.
Paris: Ohhhhhh, so that’s why your cooch looks that way. OMG that’s hot! Can I see it again.
Britney: (flashing her cooch) Ooops
I did it again!!!
Britney really has a handsome son, and Paris looks beautiful as usual.
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Britney is clearly hurting and trying to escape her pain. I think she should slow down, be comfortable as she can, and let time pass. I feel I have always loved Britney for her creativity and her amazing ability to balance being sensitive and a star. Although I am a bit older than her, I would not mind talking communicating with her. I do truly adore her. Either way, I wish her and the children all the best that life has to offer.
Shame Lindsay! You won’t even wanna join those dumbasses anyway! But still, you’re only joining them for attention so you deserved getting kicked out the ‘Big Girl’ club.
They should’ve called it the Vagina club since none of them wear panties…even Lindsay doesn’t wear panties!!!
i can cut them out
until they apologize
if you want…
poor sp
growing so fast
needs knowledge
—
or alternatively…
yes we’re all human
lets see
some action
africa
babes…
lol, that’s what she deserves