Looks like this harrowing saga just keeps going. Sunday evening Lindsay claimed Paris hit her with a drink at a house party, saying:
“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”
Then Monday morning she was seen with Britney and Paris outside the Beverly Hills Hotel and changed her story to:
“Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
And now it’s being reported that later that same day the two blew up at each other at Hyde, with Paris yelling at Lindsay:
“You’re a fucking coked-out whore; don’t ever say you’re my friend again!”
And as Paris and Britney headed back to Paris’s house after the incident, paparazzi recorded someone who sounds like Paris screaming:
“Tell that Firecrotch she’s no longer welcome!”
I’ve run out of things to say about these three so I put up a shot of Britney and Paris looking about as close to lesbian lovers as is possible without tongue kissing.
Aces_Inc | November 29, 2006 at 7:33 am
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FecalPellets | November 29, 2006 at 7:34 am
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FecalPellets | November 29, 2006 at 7:34 am
Can’t wait for the big Slitney-Herparis fallout
the boy | November 29, 2006 at 7:35 am
Best part about the picture: Britney looks like she’s got a wonky eye, and you can tell that in another decade’s time she’ll have some oh-so-attractive facial hair to deal with – thus completing her redneck revelation.
minniememe | November 29, 2006 at 7:36 am
Lindsay snorted all of Paris’s coke. It’s apparent she doesn’t like to share.
Jacquelantern | November 29, 2006 at 7:40 am
Maybe Britney became a lesbian… being with K-Fed could to do that to a woman.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 29, 2006 at 7:41 am
Paris: “Hey, I like your little dog, it’s hot.”
Brit: “It’s my baby, y’all.”
Paris: “Whatever, let’s get it stoned and see what happens.”
Brit: “Want to see my cooch again?”
Paris: “That’s so hot.”
Equalparts | November 29, 2006 at 7:41 am
Lets not forget, as Ms. Spears has been out on the town EVERY NIGHT for the last two weeks, that she has a two month old at home.
When I had a two month old, that little bastard wanted to eat every 2 hours and needed his diaper changed half as much. Britney, man, what are you doing? Letting other people care for your young baby? These kids are going to be writing memoirs by the time they’re 12.
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 7:42 am
“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”
I think Blohan is shallow and pedantic, yes, shallow and pedantic.
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 7:44 am
gosh her baby is cute but i’m sure it’s as dumb as a doorknob. at least she had enough sense to go pick it up from the lost and found.
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | November 29, 2006 at 7:46 am
Britney is only hanging out with Paris to make sure she doesn’t fuck K-Fed.
ImaCracka | November 29, 2006 at 7:47 am
They look at each other like they just had whild monkey lesbo sex!!!!
Man I wanna see that friggin video……
Paris softly licking Brit’s C section scar….
Yummy!!!!!!
Mojo | November 29, 2006 at 7:50 am
it’s a scary day when paris looks like the intelligent one in a friendship.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
86 | November 29, 2006 at 7:50 am
I don’t blame her for going out every night after her break up. Lord knows I’ve had a few bad break ups and all I wanted to do was go out and forget I ever dated him. I really can’t say shit.
86 | November 29, 2006 at 7:51 am
Next thing you know Paris is going to wind up pregnant. You know how she loves to collect critters, and being around SP will probably make her want a baby!!!
86 | November 29, 2006 at 7:52 am
I’m really just so proud of Britney for putting on makeup this time.
PunjabPete | November 29, 2006 at 7:55 am
Listening to Adam Corrola this morning and they had a sound bite of Rosie Odonnel (I care that I mispelled it really) barking at Britney telling her not to hang out with Paris and put on some panties. I have never laughed at Rosie in my life until today…. I feel dirty now…
86 | November 29, 2006 at 7:56 am
Maybe Rosie saw it on superfish and is reading this right now. Maybe she IS one of US!!!
Courtney | November 29, 2006 at 7:56 am
That’s one of the most disturbing images I’ve ever seen.
CelebSlam.com | November 29, 2006 at 8:00 am
This is getting FUCKING ridiculous
http://www.celebslam.com
girl69 | November 29, 2006 at 8:02 am
plus, all 3 of them were late for homeroom
PrettyBaby | November 29, 2006 at 8:10 am
The only reason she is cradling Sean P. so close is because she has been torn apart in the media for neglecting her babies. Last night on TV, I couldn’t escape every damn media outlet ripping her apart for leaving her kids all the time. Damn Bitch- Get Right!
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 8:10 am
since paris has serviced more cock than the Houston 500, i consider her an experiment on the diagnosing “coked-out whore firecrotchitis”.
ponk | November 29, 2006 at 8:11 am
definite wonkey-eye there.
LOL @ 7
Paris:I had a kinkajou once but i accidently backed over it in my car.
Brit:I married a wigger.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 29, 2006 at 8:11 am
I wonder what Brenda Walsh will think once Paris starts sleeping with Brandon. She may have to call Kelly Taylor, unless Linsday fucks Dylan McKay, because then Donna’s gonna be pissed.
PapaHotNuts | November 29, 2006 at 8:14 am
New AP report:
Los Angeles (AP)- Newly single Britney Spears and galpal Paris Hilton were apprehended by LAPD early Wednesday morning after a failed attempt by the two socialites to exchange young Sean Preston Spears for a live penguin. According to Ms. Spears, “them Panguins in that Happy Feet film was just soooo cute.” Ms. Hilton had no comment because in a failed attempt to hide the evidence, she swallowed a portion of the penguin and forced Sean Preston into her gaping vagina to hide him from law enforcement.
Spindoc | November 29, 2006 at 8:20 am
#9 BarbadoSlim, Great FG line. lol
As for that hagged out coke whore Lohan, she sure seems to complain about ilness and injury a lot.
Oh gee, Paris hit you and it hurts all over! She sounds like she came from a big family and the only way to get attention was to fake an injury. Paris doesn’t really look like Mike Tyson and I doubt that one hit from her is going to make somebody hurt all over.
But I LOVED the drug addict class system that was established in their fight. Paris the Pothead doesn’t want to be seen near the cocke-whore. LOL!!!!
rosie | November 29, 2006 at 8:21 am
#19 you’re right. I’ve been using the name ‘jrzmommy’
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 29, 2006 at 8:28 am
The Associated Press really has their finger on the pulse of what’s happening in young Hollywood these days.
86 | November 29, 2006 at 8:29 am
So what’s the official celeb name for this couple? Hiltney? Britton? anybody?
PunjabPete | November 29, 2006 at 8:29 am
OK. I’ll bite. If Rosie is here then she can talk about Super Fish on the View….
That would be scary…. Can you imagine who would show up on SF the next day?
Every post would be “you shoud be nice. why are you so mean about these people…”
Sidney | November 29, 2006 at 8:30 am
The advertisement for a university education above Flava Fav and beside Britney & Paris is so appropriate.
PapaHotNuts | November 29, 2006 at 8:30 am
@30- Speaking of having a finger on something, how have you been?
Italian Stallion | November 29, 2006 at 8:34 am
The picture was taken right before their threesome together………..
PrettyBaby | November 29, 2006 at 8:34 am
Also, You can see that Britney has a full blown crush on Paris. Look at her eyes! But Paris is soooo using her. Unreal!!
lostopoly | November 29, 2006 at 8:36 am
God that poor kid.
Britney better get back on the road so she can afford the therapy they’ll need.
LoneWolf | November 29, 2006 at 8:47 am
Hey Brit, which scar on SP are you covering with your hand, the one from when he was smashed against the steering wheel or the one from when he landed on his face when he fell out of his high chair. Or is it a burn mark from when K-Fed tapped an ash from a blunt on him? That would have been an accident, of course. Unless it was because the paparzzi made him nervous.
Leaving that poor little bastard alone while she was out partying is the most maternal thing she’s done since he was born.
86 | November 29, 2006 at 8:52 am
Aunt Paris’ dress looks like my grandmothers kitchen seat cushions from 1976.
happy hands club | November 29, 2006 at 8:57 am
I can just see it now…In a month or two Paris and Britney will no longer be BFF and become bitter enemies. I wonder if Paris will call her fat? Some things are too predictable.
sexybitch | November 29, 2006 at 8:58 am
#32
Naw, every post about pantiless starlets would be “I’d hit that”…
happy hands club | November 29, 2006 at 8:58 am
Instead of “firecrotch”, Britney’s new nickname will be “scarcrotch” or “uglycrotch”.
happy hands club | November 29, 2006 at 8:59 am
Or “crookedcrotch”.
sexybitch | November 29, 2006 at 9:00 am
#42
Why? Is “slappyflappycrotch” already taken?
happy hands club | November 29, 2006 at 9:01 am
I thought of a few others but I’m at work and I’m afraid to post them.
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 9:06 am
Poor foul venereal disease-riden creature, having to be held by these two.
whackjob | November 29, 2006 at 9:07 am
hilton calling lohan a whore…..hahahahaha
RichPort | November 29, 2006 at 9:12 am
Great, Sean Preston now has mutant herpes, all while Paris keeps insisting the Brit wear that stupid fucking animal print.
#27 – HA!!!
Jacquelantern | November 29, 2006 at 9:14 am
Just wanted to scare u people even more… Britney flashed us again… its on TMZ. It has become apparent that Britney is not a fan of the undies. But for everyone’s sake… we would love her to wear them!! Also, she looks like way less of a slob this time…
xavierh | November 29, 2006 at 9:15 am
More like the Special People’s Club. Yeesh.
Re SPF, don’t they have, oh, I dunno, a Child Welfare/Services Department in L.A.? When are the agents coming to take Sean and Jayden (or whatever the fuck her name is) away and put them with halfway normal foster parents?
EvilPotato | November 29, 2006 at 9:23 am
Now I know why Britney and Paris get along. They both have nasty wonky eyes and too much plastic surgery.
Poor Sean P. His dad’s fucking anything that moves, and his mom’s a vacant, club-addicted whore. By the time he’s in first grade, he’ll have 50 half-siblings. If he can survive till then on a diet of flat club soda, stale Cheetos, and used kitty litter, that is.