Lindsay Lohan allegedly made such a scene at the Soho Grand she was asked to leave the hotel. Calum Best checked into the hotel with another woman and, shortly after, Lindsay checked in with another guy to try and make him jealous. She then went out partying until 1:30am and when she got back she collapsed in the lobby and had to be carried back to her room by the hotel manager. A source says:
“She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties,” an insider told the tab.
Lohan then repeatedly telephoned Best’s room, and at one point went to his door and banged on it. When he answered the door though, Lindsay peeked inside and saw the other woman in there.
“She went cuckoo,” a source told the tab. “She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.” Lohan was reportedly escorted back to her room, but after various other escapades, at 5:30 a.m. she was asked to leave the hotel — and checked out at 6:30 a.m.
I was asked to leave a hotel once, but only because my body kept setting off the fire alarms. Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if being born this hot was a curse. But then I look in the mirror and laugh hysterically, because hey, c’mon, seriously? I don’t think so.
Ruby | May 23, 2007 at 7:31 am
FROST!!!
djthecat | May 23, 2007 at 7:32 am
Crap! so close Again!
Ruby | May 23, 2007 at 7:32 am
Nice fucking weight-lifting gloves. What a dumb fire crotch.
Jason The Barbarian | May 23, 2007 at 7:33 am
That’s some good morning trash.
djthecat | May 23, 2007 at 7:33 am
This is not a difficult lesson, lindsey. Stop the effing drinking and passing out, you freak!
Stoned Bored | May 23, 2007 at 7:35 am
6th!!!!!!!
djthecat | May 23, 2007 at 7:36 am
maybe if she tans enough, all of her freckles will run together and she will look normal.
Pokemon_Johnson | May 23, 2007 at 7:39 am
what a pathetic little whore
mudluv | May 23, 2007 at 7:49 am
mmmm, i love the smell of coked up lohan in the morn’n
glarble | May 23, 2007 at 7:50 am
She went “Cuckoo” with no “Panties” !?
Source must’ve been 60+
ThatIsGay | May 23, 2007 at 7:51 am
Lindsay is so emo.
norio | May 23, 2007 at 7:53 am
pic #3
look’n pregnant
:(
Josh_Lavarn | May 23, 2007 at 7:54 am
Does this mean she won’t be starring in the next “Herbie” sequel???!!!
Zoostation | May 23, 2007 at 7:55 am
The untimely death of John Belushi does not necessitate you wearing his Blues Brothers sunglasses around in public.
Chauncey Gardner | May 23, 2007 at 7:55 am
My day would have been so much better if it read: “Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of hotel window by Paris Hilton, who is so stupid that she forgot their legs were shackled together.”
Carpediem | May 23, 2007 at 7:56 am
Bitch needs some therapy! I’m so sick of this coked out twatwaffle!! We should all boicot her stupid-ass movies and maybe the studios will stop hiring her! I’m sick of seeing this cunt everywhere!
Bern | May 23, 2007 at 7:59 am
I would like to make fun of her for this, but I roll around hotel lobbies without panties on like twice a week.
RichPort | May 23, 2007 at 8:05 am
Of course, they were just called ‘tels before she showed up…
roastedmelons | May 23, 2007 at 8:06 am
@15 Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
whitegold | May 23, 2007 at 8:07 am
Am I the only person who has no clue who Calum Best is supposed to be?!
LL is a loser, and she’s ugly. Wtf.
CS | May 23, 2007 at 8:09 am
Is that a mongo zit hiding under makeup on the left side of her nose in the last picture? It looks like it could take over the world…
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2007 at 8:17 am
Ooooooh boy, If only I had been head of security, my report to the police would’ve gone something like this:
Well you see Sgt. O’Hara, she was belligerent, and obviously tweaked, that’s why we tazered her the first seven times at the end of which she rushed our staff and that’s when we had to beat her to death.
Josh_Lavarn | May 23, 2007 at 8:21 am
Calum just got sick of screwing some blonde only to discover fire-crotch pubes stuck in his teeth everytime he munched her box.
Jesse | May 23, 2007 at 8:22 am
I never have posted a comment on this site, this is the first time, but I’ve always been a fan… until posts like this that is.
“I was asked to leave a hotel once, but only because my body kept setting off the fire alarms. Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if being born this hot was a curse. But then I look in the mirror and laugh hysterically, because hey, c’mon, seriously? I don’t think so.”
I think that might have been the most UN-FUNNY thing I’ve ever read… whoever wrote this, try and get laid a more suitable way, you’re making me not want to come to this site anymore.
[Xenu] | May 23, 2007 at 8:22 am
don’t mess with firecrotch!
Imacracka | May 23, 2007 at 8:24 am
A young hollwood slut not wearing panties?
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!
andi | May 23, 2007 at 8:25 am
god!!look at her lips!! I bet she went to see her plastic surgeon!! anyway I feel very sorry for her cause she’s just 21 and her life is such a mess!!!
Imacracka | May 23, 2007 at 8:25 am
A young hollwood slut not wearing panties?
I AM SHOCKED!!!!!
Harriett | May 23, 2007 at 8:28 am
#16…twatwaffle…best new word for Webster’s in 2007…thanks for the laugh…
Her ‘Sunset Tan’ package didn’t seem to include her feet? WTF? They look like they belong to some old guy who wears black socks and Teva sandals to the beach!
B | May 23, 2007 at 8:28 am
Hey, I’ve never posted on this site before but 24 needs to lighten up.
Jimbo ? | May 23, 2007 at 8:28 am
So where are the pictures of her on the lobby floor with no panties???
Bern – nice DMBS
iamsam | May 23, 2007 at 8:38 am
at least she looks clean for once
Sugah | May 23, 2007 at 8:47 am
Can we please stop calling her firecrotch? For one thing, she probably has her maids dye her pubes so she probably doesn’t even have “firecrotch”. Secondly, the person who started the whole stupid thing was a huge shitbag who manages to get into clubs by begging and being excrutiatingly pathetic.
I can’t believe how freaking insane she is. She’s been through how many relationships now? And she’s freaking out over a skinhead with an average body and a shitty personality? Fantastic. If a security video ever leaked to the press, I’d be one happy camper.
me | May 23, 2007 at 8:48 am
such a shame that she is allowed to wear those sun glasses…
krazihottkellik | May 23, 2007 at 8:52 am
Hey “Death Becomez Her”
soon she’ll be dead from
all that blowwwwwwwwwww..
Funny how thiz bitch can’t
keep a man…..
also funny how she turned
that face into an old face..
Jimbo ? | May 23, 2007 at 8:52 am
@34 At least they are better than the Hobo Kelly glasses Nicole Richie wears. Check the last post
Fishstick | May 23, 2007 at 8:57 am
Cunt-Monkey.
lambman | May 23, 2007 at 8:58 am
Man, the crazy train is on a role and there is NO end in sight!
fwanga | May 23, 2007 at 9:00 am
1. “twatwaffle” -the best new word ever
2. I know why they call it a trainwreck-you are so disgusted and afraid to look at the sight, yet, strangely you are drawn and can’t help yourself. LL is the epitome of that definition.
3. I too, would be watching that leaked video OVER AND OVER until I died of happiness.
Thanks for the laughs today…
Ruby | May 23, 2007 at 9:05 am
@35 are you practicing your ghetto haikus again? yo. yo.
Fishstick | May 23, 2007 at 9:06 am
Stop farting around and eat your goddamned beans.
wedgeone | May 23, 2007 at 9:11 am
First, I am glad to see that “twatwaffle” has generated such a fan following, but please – don’t wear it out.
#14 – LiLo is only trying to give an “adequite” tribute to JB! Leave her alone.
har-har-har! >^D
#15 – Chauncey – please apply to AntiClown media to become a new writer. That shit was funny, and #24 is right – that commentary is so overused at this point … just like Lilo’s worn out firecrotch.
#22 – Slim, can you do that to her anyway? I promise to pay your bail should the police decide to arrest you for it … although I have my doubts that they would.
#31 – agreed. Unless there are photos of said bare naked temper tantrum, I must doubt the validity of the story.
DonkeyPunchster | May 23, 2007 at 9:11 am
@17 – Bern, today’s boob shot is tres magnifique. You may have outdone yesterday’s Asian. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
DonkeyPunchster | May 23, 2007 at 9:12 am
@17 – Bern, today’s boob shot is tres magnifique. You may have outdone yesterday’s Asian. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
wedgeone | May 23, 2007 at 9:16 am
Hey Bern – do the massive breast submissions have to have the aereola & nips covered, or are topless pics welcome?
Icarus | May 23, 2007 at 9:19 am
Why is she staying in hotels? She was recently given a condo up by time square. Shouldn’t she be causing drama there?
ALIANA | May 23, 2007 at 9:20 am
BIG DEAL!!! I’M SURE WE’VE DONE CRAZY SHIT TOO!!!
frenchie | May 23, 2007 at 9:26 am
She looks surprisingly better in these photos… oh yeah… her face is more covered up. Just like Jack Nicholson, Lindsey must alway wear those sunglasses from now on…even at night. It hides the age.
me | May 23, 2007 at 9:37 am
@ 36
those glasses are way to classy for that uhm freak
Spindoc | May 23, 2007 at 9:40 am
The comments at the end of the article are getting to be so stupid. Please, stop.