Lindsay Lohan can’t seem to go anywhere without running into someone who’s visited La Crotcha de Fuego. Recently, she ran into three of her exes in one night at a West Hollywood club that Samantha Ronson was DJing at. InTouch reports:
“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay.”
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Lindsay could walk around blindfolded in a Nebraska corn field and still manage to bump into someone she’s had sex with. The only safe place for her is the moon. And even then…
juicy | August 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Doesn’t she own a bra?
Melissa | August 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Frist!
Melissa | August 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Darn you juicy. For being really first, AND for wishing a bra onto FC…
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Hey Fish,
You ended that headline with a preposition.
E | August 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Marlboros and Cheez-its?! What a shame that money can’t buy intelligence or class. But I must say, her breasts are in-FUCKING-credible.
gobats | August 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm
She actually looks kinda foxy in the pic with her holding all those cigarettes
mona | August 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm
?Ebony & Ivory ?
Frito Bandito | August 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Love the see-thru clothing. I could sit here for hours looking at her breasts!
jaime | August 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm
i love how she insists on wearing semi-see-through clothes like black shirt and no bra!
keep it up lindsay!
on behalf of the male population of the world, thank you.
if you want to do another topless shoot like for nymag, you’re absolutely welcome and encouraged!
wanks | August 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm
i want to squirt my semen into her vagina! pew pew pew!
jackson browne | August 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
No doubt fish…I just ran into her at lunch today.
Barak Obama | August 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Even though my face would melt off, I would still go down on her. Of course I would die laughing as she layed down on her back and her breast’s rolled into her arm pits.
Gabriel | August 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm
One day, when I’m rich and famous, I’m going to bed that girl. Fiery crotches make my mouth water, as do bra-less breasts. This girl is F-I-N-E.
Observing | August 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm
She is very very thin these days (except for the Frankenboobs, of course). Could she be ingesting massive amounts of stimulants? Hmmmmm?
shante mcnasty | August 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Lindsey looks skinny? Good lord, look at SaMan….she doesn’t have a muscle in her body. Either way…which ever way she is swinging…hopefully she’s found peace in Hollyweird.
shante mcnasty | August 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Lindsey looks skinny? Good lord, look at SaMan….she doesn’t have a muscle in her body. Either way…which ever way she is swinging…hopefully she’s found peace in Hollyweird.
shante mcnasty | August 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Lindsey looks skinny? Good lord, look at SaMan….she doesn’t have a muscle in her body. Either way…which ever way she is swinging…hopefully she’s found peace in Hollyweird.
you pizza-faced losers | August 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Can you pizza-faced losers can tell us how your blowup doll looks much better?
Tight Pussy | August 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm
She must be good at eating pussy.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | August 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Wow, she actually looks good in this picture.
MARIA CANTWELL | August 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Wow I am so glad that she swings my way now ;)
those titties are absolutely terrific!! makes my friday.
I could make her purr like a kitten.
meoooow!!!
kate | August 22, 2008 at 2:40 pm
hey #18, do you just copy and paste your shitty retort every time the fish puts up something? your spam is almost as bad as those dating sites’.
fun fact | August 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Wow Maria Cantwell, doesn’t well.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 22, 2008 at 2:50 pm
La Crotcha de Fuego… priceless
Peter Gammons | August 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I’d drink her bath water….
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Who said she looks foxy? I will hunt you down and give you a pine needle enema (sp?)…god she makes me sick. Freckle face fag!!
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | August 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm
i do her. nice tits.
typical superficial nerd | August 22, 2008 at 3:23 pm
My blowup doll is alot hotter. It has nice firm tits and no cellulite at all.
Sport | August 22, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Nice tits, everything else about her revolts me. Skanky pasty ass skin, bitchy demeanor. Did I mention she has great tits?
frist the mutt | August 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm
my apologies to mutts
adoe | August 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Sam’s hair looks slightly better since it’s not that trashy blonde and black, but those damn skinny jeans are so ridiculous. Do you have anything ELSE in your closet girl??
hitler | August 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
This whore is wasting away.
GOOD!!!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded | August 22, 2008 at 3:50 pm
What part of “dumb, dirty, disgusting, diseased slut” don’t you understand?
kate | August 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm
god. she is sooo fucking gross
LoFiSciFi | August 22, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Anyone else notice she is buying 3 packs of cigarettes and some Cheez-its and maybe some french dressing. What a health nut.
norton | August 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
For those talking about her owning a bra… she’s 22 and her tits are still where they should be so. THAT’s why she can get away without wearing a bra.
Give it a couple years and they’ll be at her waistline.
dave | August 22, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Love the red hair, love the tits! This pics deliver! 8/10
NY Ted | August 22, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Well she is quoted as saying a couple years back….”I like to FUCK because it is FUN…!” So I suppose the whole planet is filled with people this slut has opened up for…male, female and animal…!!
And if she was ever to quit smoking her 4 packs of cancer sticks a day…I’d shove my big stick into her bum….because it is FUN…!
rough daddy | August 22, 2008 at 5:14 pm
hahah can you believe you walk into a room and you banged 3/4 of em,,,thats porn star status you know…
Linda Grant | August 22, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Everyone screws alot of people at 22 years old….didn’t you? As for Lindsay and Sam, I don’t know what’s up with them but they look happy and are staying out of trouble…what’s not to like about that. Give the poor kid a break you asshole.
rough daddy | August 22, 2008 at 5:28 pm
hey linda im on your side,,,i love sluts!!!
Perky Patty | August 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm
#36
She will be sagging sooner cuz she has a boob job and implants are heavier. She’ll just get bigger implants to look perky but eventually her nipples will be facing her feet soon from being braless.
Nathiest | August 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Whenever I go clubbing I too tend to run into my ex’s so whocares this is not news for anyone who is social.
Obvious | August 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm
~Stink-Bait~
Bob White | August 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I guess its safe to say she has let go of the spray tanner.
hausfrau | August 22, 2008 at 10:25 pm
She looks like absolute shit for 22 yrs old.
superfluous | August 22, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Is it me, or are her breasts bigger than ever? Like, WAY bigger…
Quasi | August 22, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Is it me or is Lindsay looking to date Woody Allen…that last picture I swear Sam looks like a young Woody Allen….wtf?
Erica | August 23, 2008 at 12:20 am
Anyone notice her nasty fucking feet?
gerard Vandenberg | August 23, 2008 at 12:32 am
She still needs the money desperately folks!!