Lindsay Lohan keeps body parts in her freezer

January 25th, 2007 // 89 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps her appendix in her freezer because she was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay she asked the hospital staff if she could take it home. Additionally, her friend Kimberly Stewart is trying to get her to auction it off for charity herself.

There’s something very wrong with Lindsay Lohan’s brain. It’s like everything she learned she learned from watching Saturday morning cartoons. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hides her cereal in her closet, constantly paranoid that the people she runs into are secretly the Trix rabbit in disguise.

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  1. Pancreas, go ahead…
    i know some people that keep their shit and pee in a jar. Some of them even believe that washing their face with their pee is good for you in the morning…

    Pancreas…pfffff that’s nothing.

  2. jrzmommy

    She’s like the chick-version of Howard Hughes.

  3. BigJim

    It’s going to end up in some Chinese traditional medicine store being flogged as a remedy for unwanted erections.

    “Oh, res! Ancient Chinee wemedy for too hawd pee pee. Speshul from Lin Lo Han!”

  4. jesseeca

    #53, i’m trying not to laugh at that but tears are forming in the corner of my eyes.

  5. caljenna

    Who cares if it’s true or not, when we get posts like #8 (D’oh) – the new chorizo – I almost wet myself!

  6. BarbadoSlim

    @53 OMFG hahahahaha, and TAKE THAT asian-american community!

  7. Oh Please,

    She started this story because she knows nobody believes she got her appendix out. And she didn’t, she is lying about having it in a jar so she can smuggle a jar full of Vodka into her fake rehab.

    She just looks like she smells bad now.

  8. 86

    BWAAAHAHAHAHA this is greatness

  9. wedgeone

    BigJim – that’s bad, m’kay? And yet I couldn’t stop myself from laughing. Maybe Rosie could borrow that joke from you for “The View”.

    #48 – You and Justin Timberlake. Nice recall!! lol. BTW, your troll loves the cock. Just thought that I’d say that.

  10. kamihi

    Does Hohan have any fans? It looks like shes carrying her appendix right there in that cup..

  11. misanthrope

    @23… word.

    @45… I *wouldn’t* believe it if Lindsay *didn’t* put a body part in the freezer in order to keep someone from putting it on eBay.

    Maybe it’s not an appendix. Maybe she had an abortion. Just like everyone assumed. So then, maybe it’s a fetus in the freezer. Which isn’t crazy. Right? Is it?

  12. Berzerker

    i’m liking the sweatshirt lindsey.Canada!

  13. Meritocrat

    She’s definitely eating catfood from that paper cup. It’s Friskies “Salmon Dinner,” she just put it in a cup because she wants to fool people into thinking it’s “Savory Salmon Feast” flavored Fancy Feast. Because that’s way more classy.

    I have a lot of cats, so I know these things.

  14. JaeMae

    Its funny cause theres probably someone out there who WOULD buy it. ha!

  15. whitegold

    Everybody hates Lindsay Lohan. Just ignore her and maybe she’ll go away. Stop making her stupidity gossip worthy!

  16. DrBob2607

    Is that her appendix in the cup?? WTF – it looks it’s trying to climb out and escape…Hmmmm..I think that can be said for most of her body parts (Liver, ginch,hooties,you name it.. )

  17. goldkear

    ok, for a while i felt bad for lindsay, now i’m just creeped out by her. that is seriously weird.

    ps. that picture makes her head look ENORMOUS

  18. EazyE

    that’s why paris has dogs–to feed her surgical scraps. god lindsay, she’s got you again!

  19. Enano

    That is sick, not the organ in the freezer part, but the fact that she thinks she is such a goddess that there would be a market for her waning appendix. Now if it was her liver I could understand–an elementary school might bid on it for health class for “Don’t Drink Week” right after they bring in smokers’ lungs.

  20. PatinNJ

    If one replaces “appendix” with “vaginal warts”, doesn’t the whole story make more sense? Starting from the miraculous recovery…..

  21. Yourfairytale

    You know who else did that? Ed Gein and Ted Bundy. So in addition to being a terrible “actress” and a puking party girl, she’s now a psycho. Sweet.

  22. matumba

    Haha, oh man. It looks like she took a bite out of her ice cream cup.

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    Um, I referenced a Timberlake SNL skit I don’t get what was so funny, …

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  25. kurtschatovio

    that’s just an appendix! I wonder where she keeps the brain

  26. umakemelaugh

    I had knee surgery and the doc gave me the cartlage that he took out in one of those specimen jars. Now that i know that i can sell body parts on ebay you all might see it there soon and then swap it for Hohans appendix or warts or whatever the fuk she has in the freezer

  27. mizzzzy

    I know this page seems to be about putting people down, but I still can

  28. techclerk

    If you look at the comments I made when she had her surgery, you’ll see that I made a joke about wanting her appendix. But it turns out, this was no joke. SHE REALLY SAVED IT!

    Now I’m scared for my own sanity. How did I imagine this was going to happen unless I’m just as screwed up as Lohan is?

  29. snot_rocket

    please, there’s no way in hell a hospital would let a patient take home an organ. thats total bullshit. kidney or gallstones yes, but definitely NOT an entire organ.

  30. All this time I thought she had brain-freeze, and really it was appendix-freeze.

  31. RichPort

    Imagine that… here I am doing my Saturday morning chores, feeding the family, chasing after my 9 month old, and all the while, I am telepathically posting idiotic bullshit. Now that’s talent.

    In other news, my troll hanging on my nuts so hard, I can’t see my balls… oh, that must be because they’re in his mouth.

  32. #81 – does it tickle you when the troll laughs as hard as he did in 73-74 while having your balls in his mouth?

    His gay fetish of you is so boring.

    Yawn … Zzzz….

  33. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA

    im high, just listened to this song, fuckin, its badass. had to sign on to the superfish, here it goes.
    please refer to the song “Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan:

    Saturday steppin’ into the club
    And it makes me wanna tell the DJ
    Turn It Up
    I feel the energy all around
    And my body can’t stop moving to the sound

    But I can tell that you’re watching me
    And you’re probably gonna write what you didn’t see
    Well I just need a little space to breathe
    Can you please respect my privacy

    [BRIDGE:]
    Why can’t you just let me
    Do the things I wanna do
    I just wanna be me
    I don’t understand why
    Would you wanna bring me down
    I’m only having fun
    I’m gonna live my life
    Like I wanna do

    [CHORUS:]
    I’m tired of rumors starting
    I’m sick of being followed
    I’m tired of people lying
    Saying what they want about me
    Why can’t they back up off me
    Why can’t they let me live
    I’m gonna do it my way
    Take this for just what it is

    Here we are back up in the club
    People taking pictures
    Don’t you think they get enough
    I just wanna be all over the floor
    And throw my hands up in the air to a beat like (What?)

    I’ve gotta say respectfully
    I would like it if you take the cameras off of me
    ‘Cause I just want a little room to breathe
    Can you please respect my privacy

    [BRIDGE:]
    Why can’t you just let me
    Do the things I wanna do
    I just wanna be me
    I don’t understand why
    Would you wanna bring me down
    I’m only having fun
    I’m gonna live my life
    But not the way you want me to

    [CHORUS:]
    I’m tired of rumors starting
    I’m sick of being followed
    I’m tired of people lying
    Saying what they want about me
    Why can’t they back up off me
    Why can’t they let me live
    I’m gonna do it my way
    Take this for just what it is

    I just need to free my mind (my mind)
    Just wanna dance and have a good time (good time)

    I’m tired of rumors (rumors)
    Followed (followed, followed, followed, followed, followed)

    What they (follow) me
    Why can’t they (they they they-they-they) let me live

    Take this for just what it is

    [CHORUS:]
    I’m tired of rumors starting
    I’m sick of being followed
    I’m tired of people lying
    Saying what they want about me
    Why can’t they back up off me
    Why can’t they let me live
    I’m gonna do it my way
    Take this for just what it is

    I’m tired of rumors starting
    I’m sick of being followed
    I’m tired of people lying
    Saying what they want about me
    Why can’t they back up off me
    why can’t they let me live
    I’m gonna do it my way
    Take this for just what it is

  34. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA

    ok so anyway the bitch is obviously mad crunk even at that point, and notice the subtle references to drugs/booze. i love it. i love ittttt

  35. Punkgal

    I can kinda understand where the idea that someone would sell it came from, but what made her think that anyone would want an organ from the inside of HER!!! not only does that warp me but it makes me sick that there are people out there that would handle anything that has touched her.

  36. herbiefrog

    me vengo…

    ok… if we’re quoting lyrics…
    these need to be heard…
    [thanks alecia]

    Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self

    You’re angry, I know this
    The world couldn’t care less
    You’re lonely, I feel this
    And you wish you were the best
    No teachers, or guidance
    And you always walk alone
    You’re cryin, a night when
    Nobody else is home

    Come over here and let me hold your hand and hug you darlin
    I promise you that it wont always feel this bad
    There are so many things I want to say to you
    You’re the girl I used to be
    You little heartbroken 13 year old me

    You’re laughin, but you’re hidin
    God I know that trick too well
    You forget that I’ve been you
    And now I’m just the shelf
    I promise I love you and
    Everything will work out fine
    Don’t try to grow up yet
    Oh just give it sometime

    The pain you feel is real
    You’re not asleep
    But its a nightmare
    But you can wake up anytime
    Don’t lose your passion or
    The fighter thats inside of you
    You’re the girl I used to be
    The pissed off, complicated 13 year old me

    Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self
    Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self

    Until we meet again,
    Oh I wish you well
    I wish you well
    Until we meet again
    Oh I wish you well
    Until we meet again
    I wish you well
    Until we meet again
    My little 13 year old me

  37. licklick

    I want to pre-purchase her future STDs. Might be worth something on the commodities market.

  38. licklick

    BTW, what’s the shelf life of an appendix?

  39. kaiser

    Lindsay Lohan is a dick sucking coke whore!

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