Lindsay Lohan keeps body parts in her freezer


Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps her appendix in her freezer because she was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay she asked the hospital staff if she could take it home. Additionally, her friend Kimberly Stewart is trying to get her to auction it off for charity herself.

There’s something very wrong with Lindsay Lohan’s brain. It’s like everything she learned she learned from watching Saturday morning cartoons. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hides her cereal in her closet, constantly paranoid that the people she runs into are secretly the Trix rabbit in disguise.