Lindsay Lohan: Jewel Thief?

June 16th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is being questioned by police after $500,000 in jewelry went missing from her latest photo shoot with Elle, according to BBC News:

The necklace and diamond earrings were loaned to Elle magazine by fashion house Dior for the shoot on 6 June. They were reported missing two days after the shoot with the 22-year-old.
Elle said it had no reason to believe she was “in any way responsible”. Her spokeswoman told US website Radar she had “shot her cover story and left”.
“We haven’t been contacted yet by anyone,” Leslie Sloane-Zelnik said. “Lindsay hopes they find the missing items.”

There’s no way Lindsay could be responsible. She’s way too classy for that. I mean, just look at her… Check her purse.

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Comments (47)

  1. Stuey | June 16, 2009 at 10:53 am

    DAMN, is it THAT hard to hold your life together?

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  2. Livv | June 16, 2009 at 10:54 am

    why do you think her shirt’s so blousy? all the jewels are hiding in there…

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  3. Courtyardpigeon | June 16, 2009 at 11:05 am

    She had the chance a long long time ago to be the hottest star on the planet, but lack of real talent and lack of self control ruined that for ever.

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  4. Danny | June 16, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Blaaaaaaaaah

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  5. havoc | June 16, 2009 at 11:11 am

    She traded half a mil in jewelry for an eight ball and a pack of Marlboro Reds?

    .

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  6. Ella | June 16, 2009 at 11:12 am

    She HAS to know that this type of behavior is inappropriate for any type of high level of celebrity. Hell, this type of behavior is inappropriate for any human being.

    I have actually found myself unable to dislike her anymore. I just feel sorry now….

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  7. shift | June 16, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Am I the only one having trouble seeing the site. It seems everytime I try to come here, it throws a trouble box saying that it cannot open the site. This is the only site it’s doing it on.

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  8. Janey | June 16, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Nobody’s gonna find them jewels, unless they enjoy fisting some fire-snatch.

    Vagina, not just for penii and lezbo tongues anymore. It’s your own personal storage container!

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  9. RichPort's Ghost | June 16, 2009 at 11:23 am

    So… she’ll be playing Amy Winehouse in her next “role”?

    JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

    #7 – Use Firefox.

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  10. ph7 | June 16, 2009 at 11:23 am

    I like bad girls. I want to snort coke with Lindsey and fuck HARD

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  11. Stuey | June 16, 2009 at 11:24 am

    @3, yep you are right. She could have cultivated a super star career with as much as she was in demand but she threw it all away. Seems like there is a whole generation of stars that do that because they are more worried about partying.

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  12. norton | June 16, 2009 at 11:30 am

    This chick is built for porn…

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  13. Zanna | June 16, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @12 – no. She’s built for poon.

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  14. KingDong | June 16, 2009 at 11:40 am

    @12… i bet she loves big black meat aswell. She deserves it.

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  15. The O | June 16, 2009 at 11:46 am

    I find her oddly hot in a trashy, pull my hair, spank me, and don’t forget to leave 5 dollars on the nightstand kind of way.

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  16. Darth | June 16, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    What’s the reason you think she barely wears panties?

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  17. Nero | June 16, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    That’s a good catch! Congrats Lindsay!

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  18. RichPort's Ghost | June 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    #13 – More like har-poon…

    Do you see what I just did there???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    (crickets)

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  19. Zanna | June 16, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    I saw it. And I liked it.

    @15 – you need to Febreeze your junk.

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  20. Salsa | June 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Make no mistake: I’d hit it!

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  21. Kathleen | June 16, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    I think she’s too stupid to pull that off.

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  22. Jammy | June 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Lindsay Lohan?!?!? I thought it was Marg Helgenberger!!!!!

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  23. Sheena | June 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I’m with #6 – This kid is just pitiful now. For fuck’s sake, why doesn’t her mother or her friends or someone, anyone, stage an intervention or something?

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  24. Ego | June 16, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    hmm .. is it wrong to want to take advantage of a mentally disturbed slut? Oh wait .. that’s my type of lady! *shakes bag of Coke* .. here Lindsey .. here Lindsey.. >:)

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  25. netstarman | June 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    She is a big mess, as soon as the shoot was over she should have given it back to the owners on the set, it is that easy now she has to go thru this turd of mess to prove she didn’t take it but she is on hard times she has to steal. Vincent Gallo wouldn’t screw this broad.

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  26. Czar | June 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    what a disaster!!!!. I mean I would still nail her, but what a mess!

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  27. joejoe | June 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    just like the time she didn’t steal that fur coat that one time or whatever it was…oh, poop.

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  28. zoolander | June 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    C’mon LILO…continue what you’re doin’ and you will end up face down! And it’s coming baby..DON’T STOP NOW!

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  29. warrior-woman | June 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Of course she stole it. Those of us who live in NY remember last year, when she was accused of stealing some chick’s fur coat from the restaurant 1Oak – it was some vintage thing the girl’s grandma had given her, they were both in the restaurant that night, and the coat disappeared. Next night Lindsay was photo’d wearing it, and the chick flipped, produced pictures of herself in the same coat to show the media, and talked about suing. It was all over the papers. The coat was given back with some mumbled excuses and the whole story was hushed up, but this chick is a walking advertisement for kleptomania.

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  30. Whyyyyy | June 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    I’m speechless at the blogging epidemic. If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. Keep your vile to urself. Words are energy that must be used wisely. Why don’t you put your business in the street and lets debate about that. Eye for an Eye.

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  31. Kelley | June 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    I’ve no doubt she took the jewellery … what a fucking joke … first she writes “Scarlett Johansson is a bloody cunt” on a washroom wall and then claims in an interview she was raised to be a good person (by Dina Lohan, no less), and then scoffs all the jewellery. What a riot !!! If I were a man I wouldn’t fuck it with Pete Doherty’s dick.

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  32. el ces | June 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    My my my, she looks good.

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  33. sardonic | June 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Winona Lohan

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  34. incorrect use of the word scoff | June 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    #31, incorrect use of the word scoff, even as slang, even in the UK.

    Lindsay is like the hottest chick in the trailer park. Like the type you could hook up with in the middle of the day, and then buy weed from her brother. I see nothing wrong with that.

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  35. Breakup Makeup | June 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    No way she did it.

    http://www.BreakupMakeup.com

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  36. Frank | June 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    If you have RENTED jewelry in a room that is worth half a million dollars, maybe it is a good idea to keep an eye on it, you know, at all times.

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  37. Kelsey | June 16, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    $500,000 can buy a lot of fucking cocaine.

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  38. stu | June 16, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    cocaine is a hell of a drug

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  39. Don Knotts | June 17, 2009 at 3:17 am

    She’s looking porn-tastic lately.

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  40. JIm | June 17, 2009 at 4:46 am

    she looks like trailer trash, i used to think she was hot too +o(

    dont get me worng tho, i’m still going to watch the inevitable porno ;)

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  41. captain america | June 17, 2009 at 7:36 am

    DID YOU REALLY EXPECT SOMETHING “STRAIGHT” TO HAPPEN, folks?

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  42. my god | June 17, 2009 at 8:16 am

    WHAT AN UGLY SHIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    DID WE JUMP BACK IN TIME TO THE 90′S? she always looks dirty, smelly and trashy but this is just getting ridiculous. how was she even allowed on the red carpet looking like that? i’m glad i never jumped on the HOhan train, i always thought she was an ugly, 10 year old boy nipple having, freckle covered trashy nothing.

    NEXT

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  43. Galtacticus | June 17, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Does Lindsay Lohan like to wear Ninja outfits? And does she know how to handle lill crossbows?

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  44. prideofchucky | June 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Dammit Superficial would you stop putting “hot links” to advertisers in your posts? I thought the “purse” was a link to an older superficial post about her stealing.

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  45. OMG! | June 17, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Its common knowledge in hollywood that she is a total kleptomanic. She stole a fur coat from a NY debutant & had to return it & that she steals from friends regularly.. which is why she has no friends!

    Im sure she stole the jewelry since she has “asked” if she could keep it!!

    To the slammer with her Elle Magazine!!

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  46. jessjane | September 30, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Yes I don’t see her jewelry but what about her wedding rings. I think she pull off her wedding rings also. lol

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