Last week Lindsay Lohan flew out fashion stylist Nate Newell from LA to keep her company in New York while she promoted A Prarie Home Companion, but after three days of dealing with her he had some friends chip in so he could afford a plane ticket home.
“Lindsay flew Nate out and said it would only be for a couple days,” our source said. “She flew him out, put him up, paid for everything, and they had the best time . . . at first. But then Lindsay decided to stay. Nate couldn’t take her constant partying. He didn’t have the money to fly home, so concerned friends chipped in to buy him an immediate ticket out of there.” Lohan was said to be so upset to have been ditched that she text-messaged some friends: “[Newell] is dead to me.” She was also saying that Newell owes her for his portion of the hotel room, plane ticket and other expenses. Lohan’s tireless publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, balked at any suggestion that Lohan’s hard partying caused a rift. “Please,” said Zelnick. “Nate came to accompany her to New York on her press tour. He had a great time . . . He had to get back to Los Angeles for work. He had a video shoot. But they are fine. There was no drama whatsoever.”
Lindsay Lohan’s publicist always sounds so annoyed. “What are you talking about? Lindsay didn’t do that. That’s not true. You’re a stupid idiot. Don’t you even have a brain?” Although I’ve been meaning to call her up and ask if it’s true she’s a mutant turtle. And a teenager. And was raised in the sewers by a giant rat named Splinter. Because that’s what I heard on TV. It might have been a cartoon.
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Nothing like the smell of pussy’s pussy in the morning, eh, Jacq?
When my Manx, Ms. Fenestration, farts, I just enjoy it. Just like when she is a good kitty, I jam a dill Gherkin up her twat, and throw her in the river. By the time she swims back to shore, the pickle has been dislodged, and she is clean as a summers eve. Cause I’m a fucking animal lover.
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96 HJ
That is merely a pic of the smallest sore on Lohans crotch. I know, because that was the last time I saw my thumb in one piece. DAMN YOUS Lohan, Damn YOUS!!!!!
…so did you get that…?
we cant release the goddess status
to you
cos you’re just not ready
Why is this mediocre looking, non-talent even worthy of a story? By the time she’s 35, she’ll be a washed up hag playing Celebrity Poker Showdown on late-night TV. And is she eating mac n cheese there?
HollyJ, Jacq, and TrannyGranny, you made me spit out my wine! Several times! The simultaneous timing of sipping and reading your posts is not good for consumption. Now that’s what I call alcohol abuse! Please warn me first so I can drink before I guffaw all over the place. Keep up the good work. Meow!
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One of the funnier of the topic remarks I’ve read in a while.
91 & 99:
My one-yr-old male cat needs to have his balls cut off, so in the meantime has taken to sodomizing my other cat and getting on top of my daughter’s American Girl doll and humping it. *True story*.
Well, clearly the little bastard can read and has a dry sense of humor, too, because shortly after I wrote of him humping the American Girl doll, he climbed on my dining room table and shat. He’s never done that. For the love of all that’s holy, I take it back! I take it back! Tobey Maguire is a good kitty! A perfect, good little boy!!!
Someone should start a website called neuterlindsay.com – just put up a poll!
Her PR rep is the biggest liar and bullshitting publicist out there! She also said Hohan never had implants, doesn’t drink underage, doesn’t do coke, didn’t have an eating disorder, denied that Lohan’s dad was going to jail and denied Lohan was dating Wilmer. Unreal.
seriously when u wear sunglasses when u eat-you know you have some kind of fucking problem!! HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT the fuck does this nymphbo even DO?? Does she sell tickets for her movies? Sing in a voice that makes one beg for more? NO..she is talentless and ignorant and her mother should get a citation for raising someone so vain/dumb/self-aggrandizing. She does NOTHING but fight with other, equally as ignorant “adults” and whine about her ‘special-needs’. Come ON DINA!! Your daughter is not even legal to DRINK and she is in bars every fucken night and banging grown men who should turn her away like the trouble she is. HOW does she even GET into bars? WHY do bars in Vegas not CARD her? How can she get mad all the time when people call her names when she does nothing to stop behaving like a sex crazed sybarite? Bang who ya want to girlfriend….but STOP fucken denying it like you are all :”misunderstood” and shit. ADMIT it. Embrace IT! Stop with the whining and be thankful to the godamed powers that be, that for some unexplained reason?? You even HAVE a career AND scads of money. You make me sick with your fakeness and your ongoing attempts to dupe the public. GO AWAY!!!!! get to rehab!