Last week Lindsay Lohan flew out fashion stylist Nate Newell from LA to keep her company in New York while she promoted A Prarie Home Companion, but after three days of dealing with her he had some friends chip in so he could afford a plane ticket home.
“Lindsay flew Nate out and said it would only be for a couple days,” our source said. “She flew him out, put him up, paid for everything, and they had the best time . . . at first. But then Lindsay decided to stay. Nate couldn’t take her constant partying. He didn’t have the money to fly home, so concerned friends chipped in to buy him an immediate ticket out of there.” Lohan was said to be so upset to have been ditched that she text-messaged some friends: “[Newell] is dead to me.” She was also saying that Newell owes her for his portion of the hotel room, plane ticket and other expenses. Lohan’s tireless publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, balked at any suggestion that Lohan’s hard partying caused a rift. “Please,” said Zelnick. “Nate came to accompany her to New York on her press tour. He had a great time . . . He had to get back to Los Angeles for work. He had a video shoot. But they are fine. There was no drama whatsoever.”
Lindsay Lohan’s publicist always sounds so annoyed. “What are you talking about? Lindsay didn’t do that. That’s not true. You’re a stupid idiot. Don’t you even have a brain?” Although I’ve been meaning to call her up and ask if it’s true she’s a mutant turtle. And a teenager. And was raised in the sewers by a giant rat named Splinter. Because that’s what I heard on TV. It might have been a cartoon.
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
She mean to him. That’s why he puts her in the same leggings every day.
ESQ | June 27, 2006 at 2:25 pm
SECOND! Lindsay Lohan is a skank, enough said!
tits_on_snack | June 27, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Lindsay Lohan = Malcom in the Middle in drag. Pass it on.
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 2:26 pm
She hit him in the head with her Blackberry after he called her a firecrotch. That will get you a ticket back to LA so fast it’ll make your head spin.
Philip Ramirez | June 27, 2006 at 2:31 pm
5th again. damn it.
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 2:34 pm
There’s something strange and a litle humorous in using the words, “Newell is dead to me”, in a text message. Kind of like reciting Macbeth while taking a dump.
SpecialAgentWind | June 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Newell was just tired of sopping up after sores. Stylists can get pretty bitchy about things like that.
jFp | June 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm
All expense trip to NY just to comb a few locks and the gay fuck can’t handle the stress?
Get back in the closet you tired buttfuck…
Bitch.
SpecialAgentWind | June 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm
ugh – after “her” sores.
imabeeatch | June 27, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Cowabunga dudes! How do you start an argument with a redhead? Say something.
ae1986 | June 27, 2006 at 2:52 pm
He should have known that she would get pissed at him for having his friends pay for his flight home, after she probably spent a couple grand to get him out there… But she must be pretty desperate for company…
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Raphael, Michaelangeo, Donatello, and Leonardo. Heroes in a half-shell! Turtle power! April was a redhead – gang bang? Just sayin…
pop | June 27, 2006 at 2:54 pm
a hollywood stylist and he can’t afford a plan ticket home? is he enrolled in the Michael Jackson school of financial management?? (I hear they’ve got GREAT rates on daycare)…
Does this make Lindsay the Shredder? And why does that arouse me? And does that make me gay? where are my pants?
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danielle | June 27, 2006 at 2:58 pm
d-dillusional
i-irrational
v-vulgar
a-ass
CoJo | June 27, 2006 at 3:02 pm
#13, thank you! My thoughts exactly. He didn’t have to pay for the flight there, the hotel or anything else and tell me he’s THAT broke? This is the only thing that makes this whole story hard to believe – even in a pinch NYC to LA couln’t be more than $2000.00. What do stylists make these days anyway?
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 3:03 pm
I had a big crush on Casey Jones.
cruzin333 | June 27, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Plane Ticket to New York: $248.95
Hotel Tab in New York: $698.49
Dinner and Drinks: $182.36
Gay Stylist Flying Back to LA Early Because He Doesn’t Want Part in the Firecrotch: PRICELESS.
kandyk0119 | June 27, 2006 at 3:09 pm
She looks like a flaming CAT-IN-THE-HAT in that picture……
alaskanchicsickle | June 27, 2006 at 3:16 pm
@16 so did I :)
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 3:19 pm
#16 – Me, too. But it never would have worked out. That whole unemployed hockey player thing… I dunno.
jrzmommy | June 27, 2006 at 3:22 pm
13 & 15 thinking the same thing. He must just be starting out — hence the aforementioned leggings (1). Even through the annoyingly large sunglasses her eyes look fucked up. does this chick ever stop getting wasted?
herbiefrog | June 27, 2006 at 3:26 pm
#0
i know it’s hard
but…
can ANYONE get this b*tch
to shut the fuck up?
go linds :)
lol bitch :))
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 3:27 pm
20
Yeah, it wouldn’t have worked out very well between us either, but that would be because I was 9 when that movie came out, and according to IMDB.com, he was 29. A tad pervy, no?
YouWannaBMe | June 27, 2006 at 3:27 pm
She must lay off the coke at least part of the day if she’s eating.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 27, 2006 at 3:28 pm
You know that Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Firecrotch’s publicist, hates getting up in the morning. I bet she can’t wait to open the paper or answer her cell phone and find out what her little Lindsey did now. Watch her leave Hohan for Naomi Campbell. Getting belted for the most minor of infractions must seem like heaven compared to taking care of America’s favorite coke whore. Dodge that diamond-encrusted cell, Leslie, you go girl!
PaisleyMoon | June 27, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Douchebag ho has a spagettio hangin’ off her bottom lip. I want her locked in a room with Naomi Campbell. I want Naomi on crank locked in a room with Lindsay Ho-han.
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 3:29 pm
herb, who’s #0? You keep on referring to that number. Are you just too chicken to insult someone directly? Come on, now, I know you can do it.
YouWannaBMe | June 27, 2006 at 3:31 pm
However, it looks like she’s making a sloppy mess out of herself. Ick, nothing bothers me more than seeing people with food on their face. Don’t they have any fucking aim for their mouths? It’s not that hard… unless you haven’t eaten in a few days and you’re shoveling it down to quell the starvation you’ve been through all weekend because you’re a coked out mess…. Then yeah… I understand. Get your grub on Lindz.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:35 pm
IF
MY
STYLEST
MADE
ME
LOOK
LIKE
THAT
I’DE
STRAND
and
BE
MEAN
TO
HIM
,
TOO
.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:36 pm
IF
YOU
ASK
ME
,
HE
HAD
IT
COMING
.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:36 pm
BTW
IF
ANYONE
MISSED
YESTERDAY
…
THIS
IS
HOW
I’M
GOING
TO
POST
FOR
A
LITTLE
BT
UNTIL
I
GET
TIRED
OF
HITTING
”
ENTER
”
.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:38 pm
PaisleyMoon
…
IT’S
HOE
-
HAN
!
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I
MADE
HOE
-
HAN
UP
…
I
TOTALLY
COINED
THAT
PHRASE
!
iamashitstain | June 27, 2006 at 3:40 pm
#33
You goddamn retard, did you type that with your flacid dick?
herbiefrog | June 27, 2006 at 3:41 pm
31 why noy just do that on your
own posts till you understand
the rhythm :)
[love the word rhythm]
RichPort | June 27, 2006 at 3:42 pm
If her stylist was my coke dealer, she might have paid him to stay.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:44 pm
#34
WHY
ARE
YOU
PICKING
A
FIGHT
WITH
ME
?
PLEASE
ANSWER
THIS
QUESTION
!
NOW
NOW
NOW
ANSWER
ANSWER
ANSWER
!
herbiefrog | June 27, 2006 at 3:44 pm
#27 i assume its the the fish guy
that selects the posts to post
and decides when not to post
and decides when to post
and when to let you comments thru
and when not to
have great lives b*tches :)
twzzlrgirl | June 27, 2006 at 3:46 pm
There is food on her face — that’s why Newell went home, he didn’t want to be seen with a slob who couldn’t get her fork to her mouth. (‘Course she gets other things in her mouth just fine, so this is curious.)
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Yeah, I’m officially retiring that kind of posting. It’s getting tiresome!
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:48 pm
So, you people are telling me you’ve NEVER had any food on your face past the age of 10? Bologna. You are hypocrites. She is was more attractive than all of you, probably.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:49 pm
#38… it’s way funnier when you end it with that last word… especially after “lol”.
You’re pretty funny.
LOL ___s :-)
iamashitstain | June 27, 2006 at 3:52 pm
“She is was more attractive than all of you, probably.”
She is was more attractive to than you, sweetums…
YouWannaBMe | June 27, 2006 at 3:53 pm
No, I was raised to know how to use a fucking napkin and not keep forking it in.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:54 pm
#1, jacq… are you Chinese?
rori | June 27, 2006 at 3:54 pm
@41 “is was”?
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:55 pm
was *way.
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 3:56 pm
#23 – No, not pervy. At nine, you probably just thought he was cute in that cooties kind of way. If you were wanting to sleep with him, yes. Otherwise – does that make the thing I had for Aaron Spelling pervy?
#41 – I have bologna on my face right now.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:57 pm
43…. WOW Where did you get that??? OH YEAH THATS RIGHT… I just said it. Retard.
#44… You are so full of it I can smell it from all the way in NY.
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 3:58 pm
#43… kind of deludes your wit and credibility when you just regurgitate what I’ve just said and think it’s an insult. This is the big leagues. You’re playing hard ball. Go back to the minors where you belong, you’re not ready to play with the grown ups yet… keep playing house.