Lindsay Lohan isn’t nice to her stylist


Last week Lindsay Lohan flew out fashion stylist Nate Newell from LA to keep her company in New York while she promoted A Prarie Home Companion, but after three days of dealing with her he had some friends chip in so he could afford a plane ticket home.

“Lindsay flew Nate out and said it would only be for a couple days,” our source said. “She flew him out, put him up, paid for everything, and they had the best time . . . at first. But then Lindsay decided to stay. Nate couldn’t take her constant partying. He didn’t have the money to fly home, so concerned friends chipped in to buy him an immediate ticket out of there.” Lohan was said to be so upset to have been ditched that she text-messaged some friends: “[Newell] is dead to me.” She was also saying that Newell owes her for his portion of the hotel room, plane ticket and other expenses. Lohan’s tireless publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, balked at any suggestion that Lohan’s hard partying caused a rift. “Please,” said Zelnick. “Nate came to accompany her to New York on her press tour. He had a great time . . . He had to get back to Los Angeles for work. He had a video shoot. But they are fine. There was no drama whatsoever.”

Lindsay Lohan’s publicist always sounds so annoyed. “What are you talking about? Lindsay didn’t do that. That’s not true. You’re a stupid idiot. Don’t you even have a brain?” Although I’ve been meaning to call her up and ask if it’s true she’s a mutant turtle. And a teenager. And was raised in the sewers by a giant rat named Splinter. Because that’s what I heard on TV. It might have been a cartoon.