Last week Lindsay Lohan flew out fashion stylist Nate Newell from LA to keep her company in New York while she promoted A Prarie Home Companion, but after three days of dealing with her he had some friends chip in so he could afford a plane ticket home.
“Lindsay flew Nate out and said it would only be for a couple days,” our source said. “She flew him out, put him up, paid for everything, and they had the best time . . . at first. But then Lindsay decided to stay. Nate couldn’t take her constant partying. He didn’t have the money to fly home, so concerned friends chipped in to buy him an immediate ticket out of there.” Lohan was said to be so upset to have been ditched that she text-messaged some friends: “[Newell] is dead to me.” She was also saying that Newell owes her for his portion of the hotel room, plane ticket and other expenses. Lohan’s tireless publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, balked at any suggestion that Lohan’s hard partying caused a rift. “Please,” said Zelnick. “Nate came to accompany her to New York on her press tour. He had a great time . . . He had to get back to Los Angeles for work. He had a video shoot. But they are fine. There was no drama whatsoever.”
Lindsay Lohan’s publicist always sounds so annoyed. “What are you talking about? Lindsay didn’t do that. That’s not true. You’re a stupid idiot. Don’t you even have a brain?” Although I’ve been meaning to call her up and ask if it’s true she’s a mutant turtle. And a teenager. And was raised in the sewers by a giant rat named Splinter. Because that’s what I heard on TV. It might have been a cartoon.
She mean to him. That’s why he puts her in the same leggings every day.
SECOND! Lindsay Lohan is a skank, enough said!
Lindsay Lohan = Malcom in the Middle in drag. Pass it on.
She hit him in the head with her Blackberry after he called her a firecrotch. That will get you a ticket back to LA so fast it’ll make your head spin.
5th again. damn it.
There’s something strange and a litle humorous in using the words, “Newell is dead to me”, in a text message. Kind of like reciting Macbeth while taking a dump.
Newell was just tired of sopping up after sores. Stylists can get pretty bitchy about things like that.
All expense trip to NY just to comb a few locks and the gay fuck can’t handle the stress?
Get back in the closet you tired buttfuck…
Bitch.
ugh – after “her” sores.
Cowabunga dudes! How do you start an argument with a redhead? Say something.
He should have known that she would get pissed at him for having his friends pay for his flight home, after she probably spent a couple grand to get him out there… But she must be pretty desperate for company…
Raphael, Michaelangeo, Donatello, and Leonardo. Heroes in a half-shell! Turtle power! April was a redhead – gang bang? Just sayin…
a hollywood stylist and he can’t afford a plan ticket home? is he enrolled in the Michael Jackson school of financial management?? (I hear they’ve got GREAT rates on daycare)…
Does this make Lindsay the Shredder? And why does that arouse me? And does that make me gay? where are my pants?
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#13, thank you! My thoughts exactly. He didn’t have to pay for the flight there, the hotel or anything else and tell me he’s THAT broke? This is the only thing that makes this whole story hard to believe – even in a pinch NYC to LA couln’t be more than $2000.00. What do stylists make these days anyway?
I had a big crush on Casey Jones.
Plane Ticket to New York: $248.95
Hotel Tab in New York: $698.49
Dinner and Drinks: $182.36
Gay Stylist Flying Back to LA Early Because He Doesn’t Want Part in the Firecrotch: PRICELESS.
She looks like a flaming CAT-IN-THE-HAT in that picture……
@16 so did I :)
#16 – Me, too. But it never would have worked out. That whole unemployed hockey player thing… I dunno.
13 & 15 thinking the same thing. He must just be starting out — hence the aforementioned leggings (1). Even through the annoyingly large sunglasses her eyes look fucked up. does this chick ever stop getting wasted?
#0
i know it’s hard
but…
can ANYONE get this b*tch
to shut the fuck up?
go linds :)
lol bitch :))
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Yeah, it wouldn’t have worked out very well between us either, but that would be because I was 9 when that movie came out, and according to IMDB.com, he was 29. A tad pervy, no?
She must lay off the coke at least part of the day if she’s eating.
You know that Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Firecrotch’s publicist, hates getting up in the morning. I bet she can’t wait to open the paper or answer her cell phone and find out what her little Lindsey did now. Watch her leave Hohan for Naomi Campbell. Getting belted for the most minor of infractions must seem like heaven compared to taking care of America’s favorite coke whore. Dodge that diamond-encrusted cell, Leslie, you go girl!
Douchebag ho has a spagettio hangin’ off her bottom lip. I want her locked in a room with Naomi Campbell. I want Naomi on crank locked in a room with Lindsay Ho-han.
herb, who’s #0? You keep on referring to that number. Are you just too chicken to insult someone directly? Come on, now, I know you can do it.
However, it looks like she’s making a sloppy mess out of herself. Ick, nothing bothers me more than seeing people with food on their face. Don’t they have any fucking aim for their mouths? It’s not that hard… unless you haven’t eaten in a few days and you’re shoveling it down to quell the starvation you’ve been through all weekend because you’re a coked out mess…. Then yeah… I understand. Get your grub on Lindz.
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#33
You goddamn retard, did you type that with your flacid dick?
31 why noy just do that on your
own posts till you understand
the rhythm :)
[love the word rhythm]
If her stylist was my coke dealer, she might have paid him to stay.
#34
WHY
ARE
YOU
PICKING
A
FIGHT
WITH
ME
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PLEASE
ANSWER
THIS
QUESTION
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NOW
NOW
ANSWER
ANSWER
ANSWER
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#27 i assume its the the fish guy
that selects the posts to post
and decides when not to post
and decides when to post
and when to let you comments thru
and when not to
have great lives b*tches :)
There is food on her face — that’s why Newell went home, he didn’t want to be seen with a slob who couldn’t get her fork to her mouth. (‘Course she gets other things in her mouth just fine, so this is curious.)
Yeah, I’m officially retiring that kind of posting. It’s getting tiresome!
So, you people are telling me you’ve NEVER had any food on your face past the age of 10? Bologna. You are hypocrites. She is was more attractive than all of you, probably.
#38… it’s way funnier when you end it with that last word… especially after “lol”.
You’re pretty funny.
LOL ___s :-)
“She is was more attractive than all of you, probably.”
She is was more attractive to than you, sweetums…
No, I was raised to know how to use a fucking napkin and not keep forking it in.
#1, jacq… are you Chinese?
@41 “is was”?
was *way.
#23 – No, not pervy. At nine, you probably just thought he was cute in that cooties kind of way. If you were wanting to sleep with him, yes. Otherwise – does that make the thing I had for Aaron Spelling pervy?
#41 – I have bologna on my face right now.
43…. WOW Where did you get that??? OH YEAH THATS RIGHT… I just said it. Retard.
#44… You are so full of it I can smell it from all the way in NY.
#43… kind of deludes your wit and credibility when you just regurgitate what I’ve just said and think it’s an insult. This is the big leagues. You’re playing hard ball. Go back to the minors where you belong, you’re not ready to play with the grown ups yet… keep playing house.