Lindsay Lohan allegedly put together a plot to get back at her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton for dumping her. She was overheard on Saturday calling Paris Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos, asking him to help her get revenge, saying: “No one can know I got dumped …You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together].” Niarchos went along with the plan and the two showed up Sunday at Dragonfly “where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau.”
So basically Lindsay Lohan’s idea of revenge is to let random guys have sex with her. I’m not saying it isn’t genius, but if I were trying to rob a bank I probably wouldn’t put her in charge of the plans. Because her brilliant strategy for getting into the vault would be throwing an orange at it and then having sex with a highschool football team.
Damn her and her really awesome Bob Dylan shirt.
“You will look like a total stud.” hahahah. He’s a-movin’ on up..?
And that girl walking behind her looks like a bootleg Lindsay Lohan.
#39 – No we’re never satisfied, you’re right. I’ll do my part to let her know when she’s freakishly thin or overwhelmingly heavy. That’s what you do to teenage whores… make sure your opinion fluctuates like the weather to keep their self esteem near absolute zero. I was going to pre-order tickets for her next movie “I Still Suck” until I realized it wasn’t a porn. She’s a public menace and her victims now have penises that look like used matches. Sad I tell you, just sad.
39–Did you just say “astonishing” out loud? Who are you? Thurston Howell the fucking third? Astonishing? It’s ASTONISHING, Lovey!
#54 – HA! I want to hit her with the skipper’s hat…
#39 powers their computer by pedalling on a bicycle made out of bamboo and coconut shells.
i’m sorry but i would still do her. she’s a dirty minx
the #2 of it all…
it is true it is
sheer torment.
and lookOOcloser.
I am always HAPPY to point out the faults of others.
I am also impressed Zorro spelled hypocrisy correctly. Must be on her sixth grade spelling test this week.
# 39 – Sure, I am happy. Happy to tell you to take a ride on the Go Fuck Yourself Train.
I come here to get my hate on, not to spread love and joy and happiness and french kiss a bunch of fucking kittens. Leave that shit to Dr. Phil.
Get on the Anger Bus honey, it is a blast.
PS – Still waiting for hugs from daddy.
She still looks like a 12 year old boy playing with Mummy’s shoes and purse. I would not hit that cum sponge, even if she has/had/rented nice boobs.
Why hasn’t she become friends with Nicole fi she wants to piss Paris off? They could be seen and heard publically ridiculing Paris together. Maybe Lindsay’s afraid being with Nicole might make her anorexic again.
I learned something today… that dogs don’t lay eggs.
…and in other news…
In happier news, James G. Robinson, the Morgan Creek film executive who blasted Lohan over the summer for her “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” conduct on the set of her film Georgia Rule, is now saying he’d be happy to make another movie with the actress.
“She’s on her mark and she knows her lines. She doesn’t complain and she’s very cooperative,” Robinson tells the new ReelzChannel network.
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she’s an actress / actor whatever : )
Weird, her legs look fat as hell.
Lohan would do anything. to hook up with a guy or keep herself associated with Paris… I think that’s called white trash
ha ha…and is that guy the heir to the morton’s salt empire?