Lindsay Lohan allegedly put together a plot to get back at her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton for dumping her. She was overheard on Saturday calling Paris Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos, asking him to help her get revenge, saying: “No one can know I got dumped …You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together].” Niarchos went along with the plan and the two showed up Sunday at Dragonfly “where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau.”
So basically Lindsay Lohan’s idea of revenge is to let random guys have sex with her. I’m not saying it isn’t genius, but if I were trying to rob a bank I probably wouldn’t put her in charge of the plans. Because her brilliant strategy for getting into the vault would be throwing an orange at it and then having sex with a highschool football team.
No, but she IS a disease infested whore.
FIRST – bitches.
Atta way to get back at Paris, catch HER herpes. Genius.
Their two strains of Herp will join together on the loins of Stavros, and will become….. MEGA-HERP!
Mothers – Hide your children!
Fathers – Wash your man-junk!
Puppies – Hide your poop-hole!
MEGA-HERP IS COMING!!!! AAAGggghhhH!!!!
Geez SOMEONE’S thighs are looking rather plump, aren’t they?
I keep coming back… Yet there is no obituary…
Does she still wonder why Wilmer dumped her for being childish?
Sleeping with Starving Nachos (or whatever the hell his name is) isn’t a good idea. There’s a reason why Paris’ debut CD was originally named Paris Is BURNING. Firecrotch is asking for a burnout.
Who’s the decoy LiLo behind her in the first photo?
Is Stavros some kind of on-call gigilo or what? And how sad that Linds has to stage a fling, must be due to her freckles having herpes. I have come to the conclusion that most of these celeb strumpets are suffering from tertiary syphilis. It’s the only explanation for their mental illnesses and listless libidos.
So lets see, he breaks up with you because you are immature and full of drama.
You decide to get him back by hatching an immature scheme that is loaded with Drama. What a dumb-ass.
::::In Lindsey’s Mind::: Hey! I’ll be a high maintenence whore! That’ll make him want me!!!!!!!
Woooohooo!!!
On the fast track to herpes!
Is she wearing a T-shirt with a zebra humping a giraffe?
Stavros is a tool.
Don’t believe the Hype!….
Yep, major-fat thighs. Worse, they’re pasty white and covered with green/brown freckles. ugh. Somebody be sure and tell her we don’t like her, OK?
Wasn’t that same robbery plot in a Tarantino movie?
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Haha. What a whore. I think I’ll turn into Starvers or whatever the hell his name is with my friends.
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Next, she’ll have to “convince” him to be a judge at a dick-sucking contest her and her mother are having.
The chick in the boots behind her is kinda hot.
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…are we going to be
…the only ones
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…to [cough] comment
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…on the shorts ? : ))
or did you read a different
story into the pr?
How sad…in a Saved by The Bell sort of way.
ok proof reqd
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funny thing is
i have a daughter
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yes we hsave enough for both of you
for all of you
that’s the point
well one of them
so…
…are we nearly there yet?
That first camera has a weird lens.
Im so sick of Lindsay Honhan. Shes a pasty whire bitch, covered with freckels. I bet she even has freckles comming outta her vagina. She can’t act, she cant sing, and the onyl thing that people liked about her was her massive chest. I hope Lindsay Does us all a favour and dies of a drug overdose.
Im so sick of Lindsay Hohan. Shes a pasty white bitch, covered with freckels. I bet she even has freckles comming outta her vagina. She can’t act, she cant sing, and the only thing that people liked about her was her massive chest. I hope Lindsay Does us all a favour and dies of a drug overdose.
Urban Dictionary Definition
1. hohan
Short for “Lindsay Lohan.” Because Lindsay is such a mega ho.
god did you see the new pics of hohan with her tits all over the place wtf shes so gross plz die.
Nuff Said
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EAT SHIT AND DIE LINDSAY.
Could she be a bigger whore? That’s just a plot to sleep with him which is what she’s always wanted to do since she met him. What do people see in that idiot? Every picture I see of him has the same expression of: “I don’t know English, I don’t know what’s happening”.
He’s like the official Hollywood gigolo.
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It’s easy to be number one when the Superfishes server is fucked up! :)
And…
I think Sara Bear has issues with Linday Lohan.
(Not that, that’s a bad thing.)
If any part of this story is true, how sad… for everyone involved, really. What are they, 12? Do grownups exist that really act like this? I know they all have arrested development from having their asses kissed since birth, but you’d think just simple human dignity would keep them from acting like this. Oh, wait, what am I saying… dignity is a concept that clearly many people (and obviously THESE people) are unacquainted with… OK, sorry, forget I said anything.
Except that those shorts are singularly unflattering. And the shoes. And the shirt. And the Blu Blocker sunglasses. The hair looks OK. Too dark, and I suspect hair extensions, but it looks OK.
Stavros what’s his name’s parents must be really proud. Of all the 3 billion chicks on earth he could hook up with, he chooses Paris and Lohan. He could pick a chick out of a crowd blindfolded and do better, just by the law of averages. Even if she was 15 years older and worked at Wal-Mart and had 3 kids by three different guys, she’d still be a step up.
…and if he managed all of that
…he would still be less
…than was reqiured
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I think she should just stick to what shes good at. Throwing up her dinner, being a coke whore, and being a whore in General.
gotta love the definition in those pasty pink legs. she got those shorts in the husky boys dept.
she won’t be aging gracefully.
This girl must have superpower strength. First she high kicks with a broken wrist, now she’s carrying a bag with the same arm? I
I just realized, that t shirt marks the date and place where her aborted older sibling was conceived. Aaaahh LSD…
… She came up with the plan, some girls are weird but I can’t believe he went along with it, she’s 20 but how old is he I mean he was with Hilton and she’s 25 or so isn’t she?
Oh yeah… and in the top photo, the girl behind her looks pretty hot!
Fuck Iraq.. Can we nuke Hollywood?
GAHROSS!
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You guys are NEVER happy, are you? It’s amazing. At first Lindsey was criticized for having a fake orange tan (which I agree looked bad, and looks bad on whoever does it). Now that she’s back to her normal skin color (it’s healthy & beautiful to be pale IMO), she’s “pasty.” She was attacked for being too skinny. She put on a little weight, and now she’s fat (no, she’s not!). The hypocrisy is astonishing. It seems there’s nothing she can do to her appearance that would make you satisfied. I personally think she looks good here. Her body’s in balance and her skin is natural.
Nope. We’re never happy. No matter what Hohan does, she will always be the little hollywood teen whore we all hate. It doesn’t matter if she cures cancer, wins a nobel prize, finds Osama Bin Laden or whatever.
We will never be happy. We will always find something wrong with her.
Chalky Chunky legs gross…
He legs are white as a bitch..not cute
Gads! Check out those nasty fingernails the polish is badly chipped and it looks like she bites her nails too. And that cast is getting pretty “grody!” Trailor trash!
Tell ya what, post #40, … when she cures cancer or wins a Nobel Prize, I’ll re-evaluate the opinion that she’s a vapid whore.
The Paris/Blohan saga goes on, yet they are nice to each others faces and blame all thier problems on Brandon Davis. This bit of gossip on Corey Kennedys blog (you know, she’s that lil 16 yr old wanna be pop tart that goes to all the parties.)
“oh by the way this is paris, nicky, and lindsey lohan talking by the pool.
‘look paris i just want all this drama to stop’
‘dont believe anything they say lins!!!! theyll say anything its not true. fuck brandon and fucking firecrotch shit. we love you so much.’
‘you look so hot btw’
-lindsey laughs-”
Here’s her link..
http://corykennedy.blogspot.com/
These two whores are both stupid and disgusting and I hope they read here. They probably do, so Lindsay please know I hate you most of all. You are a talentless little crank skank who had chances real talent would kill for and you continue to blow it. Psssssst, you’re not that hot either.
The Paris/Blohan saga goes on, yet they are nice to each others faces and blame all thier problems on Brandon Davis. This bit of gossip on Corey Kennedys blog (you know, she’s that lil 16 yr old wanna be pop tart that goes to all the parties.)
“oh by the way this is paris, nicky, and lindsey lohan talking by the pool.
‘look paris i just want all this drama to stop’
‘dont believe anything they say lins!!!! theyll say anything its not true. fuck brandon and fucking firecrotch shit. we love you so much.’
‘you look so hot btw’
-lindsey laughs-”
Here’s her link..
http://corykennedy.blogspot.com/
These two whores are both stupid and disgusting and I hope they read here. They probably do, so Lindsay please know I hate you most of all. You are a talentless little crank skank who had chances real talent would kill for and you continue to blow it. Psssssst, you’re not that hot either.
#39- Stick a fork in you, you’re done.
I’m be amazed if she was any kind of mastermind.
Those shades are so cool. Even the lady in the background has them. I want to look like i have no face!
She and the Hoff can take over the world, right Pinky?
First! Just kidding, what I meant to say is that you’re an Iranian named Alex whatever, you know you’ve lost your cunt to me. Bend over, fuck yourself in your asshole you chicken son of a bitch!