Lindsay Lohan is worst recovering alcoholic ever

May 23rd, 2007 // 82 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan, who recently left rehab and is a member of Alcoholics Anonymous, has gotten Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. The deal could allegedly earn Lindsay up to seven figures. Lohan’s lawyer confirmed the vodka deal, saying:

“This should be one of the best parties ever.”

Everything about this just sounds like a good idea. Maybe after the party she can rub herself down with steak and play with some tigers. I mean, as long as we’re sticking with good ideas here.

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  1. Richieyo

    Nicely done, ho

  2. BarbadoSlim

    They’re going to need 500 kilos of blow STAT!

  3. RichPort

    Oh yeah? Has she evet put Bacardi 151 in her bong, smoked for a week with it, then poured herself a shot out of it to not waste it? Has she? No??? Good, then I win.

  4. kate

    loooooooooooooser

  5. rico

    If you have to be stricken with a disease, alcoholism is definitely the one to choose.

  6. wedgeone

    Un…fucking…believable!
    I don’t know what is worse, this or Paris Hilton getting paid six figures to attend that ball in Austria.

    Shit like this is why these no talent ass clowns don’t disappear off the face of the earth. I hope someone slips her a Mickey and she dies of alcohol/drug poisoning at her party.

    Satan … it’s time to come & claim her soul.

  7. wedgeone

    Rich – did you filter the resin out of the Barcardi before you drank the shot? Then roll up the filter and smoke it?

  8. The_Squizz

    I got an invite to the party. The invitation asks me not to pee for a week so that I can piss on Lindsay. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

  9. um

    nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. um

    nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. um

    nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Jimbo ?

    I would love to know who these twatwaffles are that will pay these losers to show up to their parties and why? Are their parties that big of pile of crap that they need to pay these assholes to show up just so they will look cool?

  13. Oh happy day! (Oh happy day!)
    When Jesus washed…
    My sins away.

  14. Mike

    It is very sad to say but I don’t think she will live to see 30. This girl has major problems and her supporting cast and family are even worse. What a sad, sick situation. She’s not even a star anymore. She is a joke.

  15. caveman

    whats the big deal, i’m sure she invited all her buds from aa & rehab.

  16. these sunglasses that these whores wear remind me of the 80′s

  17. while she is at it, she should get Valtrex to sponsor the event as well.

  18. If this girl reaches the age of 30, I’ll be amazed.

  19. Because they are sponsoring her birthday I will now NEVER drink Svedka Vodka.

    Join me people. BOYCOTT SVEDKA for supporting this used up Skank Lohan!!!!

  20. Best party ever? Only if she dies…. Only if she dies…

  21. I wonder whose testicles will be on her chin that night?

  22. Schlong N. Thanxphorthefish

    Anal-Ese is going to be a cosponsor.

  23. norton

    This little whore is a MAJOR piece of work.

    Any bets on how long it takes before her twat falls out of her?

  24. Shiiiit … Vodka and anal-ease? I’m so there.

  25. Anal-Ese, even.

  26. Oh, and I think the words “twat” and “twatwaffle” are being grossly overused. We have a vast vocabulary of vulgarities, folks, let’s use them!

  27. Oh and I think the words “twat” and “twat-waffle” are being grossly overused. We have a vast vocabulary of vulgarities, folks – let’s use them!

  28. llllllllll

    Her ears are the only things playing a part in keeping those rediculous ginormous glasses on her freckled invaded face. Her nose is just playing the part of innocent bystander.

  29. adeliza

    She’ll live to be 30, but she’ll have a gonad neck and a turkey waddle ass.

  30. llllllllll

    Her ears are the only things playing a part in keeping those rediculous ginormous glasses on her freckled invaded face. Her nose is just playing the part of innocent bystander.

  31. veggi

    I agree 26 AND 27. Quit with the twatwaffle.

  32. adeliza

    fifth stooge….dude!!! Went to your web page…Mick Jagger did WHAT?!?!?!? If true..funny….

  33. roberto

    and in four years when she is found dead in a hotel room people will act like they are shocked.

    who in their right mind agrees to allows an open bar at the 21st birthday party of a barely functional alcoholic. answer than and we can start discussing THIS clusterfuck.

  34. Jimbo ?

    @26 Fucking a Right. Use all of the shitty ass words we have in our vast vocabulary of vulgarities

  35. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    I believe the theme of the party is”An Enchanted Evening of Bukkake”

  36. roberto

    and in four years when she is found dead in a hotel room people will act like they are shocked.

    who in their right mind agrees to allows an open bar at the 21st birthday party of a barely functional alcoholic. answer than and we can start discussing THIS clusterfuck.

  37. She may be a whore, but all my 21st birthday party got me was an adderall headache, a keg stand record (62 seconds!), oral Herpes and a night in New Orleans Central Lockup. A far cry from seven figures …

  38. kiki

    6. Posted by wedgeone on May 23, 2007 9:20 AM

    Un…fucking…believable!
    I don’t know what is worse, this or Paris Hilton getting paid six figures to attend that ball in Austria.

    Shit like this is why these no talent ass clowns don’t disappear off the face of the earth. I hope someone slips her a Mickey and she dies of alcohol/drug poisoning at her party.

    Satan … it’s time to come & claim her soul.

    Don’t hold your breath waiting…..the devil is never in a hurry for what he’s sure of. She’ll fucking live forever!

  39. Edna Bambrick

    Is the steak and tigers comment a put down of the bible and the great triumph of Daniel in the Lions Den? This entire site is blasphemous in the pornography it showcases to the disgusting comments the readers of this site post. I have cleaned up this site once and it seems I must run my virtual vacuum cleaner over it once again to remove the scum that has taken ahold while I have been busy curing men of The Gay.

    Let it be known on this 23rd day of May in the year 2007 of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ that I am REPORTING all disgusting posts. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  40. robo

    she is not an alcoholic. just misunderstood

  41. robo

    she is not an alcoholic. just misunderstood

  42. EdnasCheeseyGooHole

    Hey Edna I’ve got something for you to vaccum right here.Carefull it may go off at anytime….

    Praise Jebus

  43. kiki

    Yikes Edna! If you were for real then you’d be reading your Bible, not the superficial. Hell, if you were for real, you’d be scary.

  44. Saint Nick

    I wanna be at this party.. sounds like fun

  45. Jimbo ?

    @39 YES Praise Jesus!! Put your hands on the computer and beg for forgiveness you heathens. You should all be a shamed of yourselves with your filthy comments about one of the lords lost sheep. Lindsay is a beautiful and talented girl who is just a little misguided. All of you heathens should put your effort towards helping this girl instead of condemning her.

    Repent all of you heathen bastards!! You are all going to rot in hell and your genitals are going to fall off.

  46. bungoone

    oh shit, not this REPORTED business again.

    fuck off edna.

  47. #40

    How do you misunderstand turning up a bottle of vodka?

  48. titsonsnack

    Fucking eeewwwww, she’s not even 21 yet? She’s HAGGARD LOOKING AS HELL. The next Farrah Fawcett. Barf.

  49. Chauncey Gardner

    Lindsay may be a failure as a recovering alcoholic – but she gets high marks across the board for for her potantial to die a young death.

  50. WowJustWow

    I hope she’s got her will in order……………….

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