Lindsay Lohan is worst recovering alcoholic ever
Lindsay Lohan, who recently left rehab and is a member of Alcoholics Anonymous, has gotten Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. The deal could allegedly earn Lindsay up to seven figures. Lohan’s lawyer confirmed the vodka deal, saying:
“This should be one of the best parties ever.”
Everything about this just sounds like a good idea. Maybe after the party she can rub herself down with steak and play with some tigers. I mean, as long as we’re sticking with good ideas here.