Lindsay Lohan wants an Academy Award

May 1st, 2007 // 125 Comments
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In her interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan claims she’s more famous than Madonna and gets more attention than her from the paparazzi. She says:

“I said the other day, ‘I feel like they hound me more than they hound Madonna and she’s someone I’ve always aspired to be like.’”

She also adds that the paparazzi are what’s preventing her from getting an Academy Award because they keep distracting her from her work. She says:

“The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the [bleep] alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”

Lindsay Lohan could be the last living actress on Earth and she still wouldn’t get an Academy Award. She’d be the only nominee, and when it came time to announce the winner they’d end up giving it to a potted plant in the corner.

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  1. Tara_reid_loves_you

    Lindsay is like so far above you all – she actually has a good job and keeps the media talking about her, and people with nothing to do like all you folks, like hello who is is more powerful?

  2. Tara_reid_loves_you

    also I wonder what kind of shitty movies people from here actually watch? Once you’ve taken out the shit movies that come from America there isn’t a lot left!

  3. I guess everyone heard about Brittney(Ashlee Simpson)Spears…Yea,she pulled an Ashlee last nite at the House of Bluez,,pretended to sing 5 old songs of hers..NICE COMEBACK,,NICE TO SEE THAT’S ALL THE TALENT U HAVE, WHICH IS NONE…she can’t even make a new song for a comeback..that’s what a comeback MEANS, BITCH..U R so DONE..IT’S SO FUNNY..quit focusing on trashy clothes so much and try to find some new music..and remember to ACTUALLY SING IT…

  4. shaun

    she says loves the paparrazi giving her attention, yet with hardly a breath inbetween she blames them for “distracting” her from serious work. next she’ll want a nobel peace prize because she shooed a bug out of her house without killing it. sorry hun, but unless they introducee a new category to the academy awards ie dumbest broad in hollywood, her chances are slim to none.

  5. LADY-CROFT

    #64…. yea right in ur dream

  6. LADY-CROFT

    #64 … yea right in ur dreams lol

  7. LADY-CROFT

    well don’t we all want an oscar ?

  8. Reality_Check

    Ha! I think she’s actually a good actress. Maybe not Oscar good, but good. She’s right about one thing. She ain’t gonna get an Oscar with her life as it is right now. It’s not the paparazzi fault though. She stops being a trainwreck in her personal life and they’ll lose interest. And maybe she’ll be able to shift all her focus to ‘serious work’ too.

  9. jrzmommy♠

    104 & 105–It was annoying enough the first time.

    Senor Kelli, with an I…..aside from being able to turn any word in the english language into a pile of jibberish, what is your talent? And, NO, that thing you do with your dog and a jar of peanut butter doesn’t count.

  10. jrzmommy♠

    OOPSIE–sorry 104, meant 105 and 106

  11. snarkygirl

    What is with these talentless, narcissistic bimbos? Her claim to fame is based not on talent but that she drinks and parties, and Brandon Davis called her “firecrotch.” Yep, LiLo. That’s definitely going to put you on track for an Oscar.

  12. That shouldn’t be what makes news. The worst thing she said in that interview is that she ACTUALLY SAID “Chanel’s my thing.”

    HER THING? It’s not HER THING! How dare she! She’s from a trashy family in Long Island! If Chanel is anyone’s thing it’s some 80 year-old socialite on the upper east side who actually married someone worthwhile and WORKED for her Chanel collection. Chanel’s her thing: RRRG! I could just choke her.

    P.S. What kind of Mormon inserted those [Bleep]s? Grow up, she said ass. ASS. Big deal.

  13. rbanana

    why is she wearing maiden. ptf. like fire crotch here knows good music.
    yeah. maiden isnt know for sucking like like l.l. here. ha.

  14. entertainthetxgirl

    She wants an award for being the best Hollywood complainer…how exciting! I bet her momma is sooo proud!

  15. sweetnsnooty

    More famous than Madonna? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I just peed in my pants, OMG, seriously! Ummm, sorry, I take that back, more famous than Madonna for being a dumb broad, true true. Yep.

  16. pana1718

    NOW…im 100% sure this bitch is on hardcore drugs!

  17. LADY-CROFT

    #109 DO ME A FAV AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

  18. burlesquebastard

    has anyone else noticed ‘herbiefrog’?
    i was reading the comments and that particular user struck me as slightly odd…
    so i had a look back at the previous posts and discovered that ‘herbiefrog’ mainly comments on stories about lindsay lohan.
    for example, in this story about lindsay’s misguided ambition to win an oscar, herbiefrog commented:

    “#109 didnt we already promise that ?
    keep working…
    …hard : )
    [love... babe]”

    then later on:

    “…you think dj sam
    …doesnt know iron maiden > ?

    we all need an introduction…

    [you said what?]”

    on the story about lindsay wearing short shorts and posing in the car, herbiefrog said:

    “lookin good babe : )
    keeping low
    V
    v
    v
    v
    …exactly : ))”

    and on the story about lindsay ‘discovering’ the superficial –

    “hey babe : )

    btw… tiptronic is an audi thing…
    just pete : ) [we know who you are : )]

    the sl is just a f**ing awsome auto : ))
    …and convertible
    -[what?]

    so… djsam : ) cute…

    “how high are the stakes?>”

    thanks mlc”

    and also:

    “oh…
    #
    ps…

    LL: )

    wiv a boot on ‘is ‘ead

    …well two boots : )”

    now, is there anyone out there lame enough to hit all lindsay posts with cryptic messages that look like a five year old came up with them?

    yes, there is…

    and she reads the superficial!

  19. crazyotto

    she’s gonna have to settle for another nickelodeon award

  20. Kevin Sweeney

    Hell yeah she listens to Maiden.
    Lindsay Lohan is br00tal!

  21. #109=====what did u say u were doin with that dog and peanut butter? What a fuckin freak..

    jrz===why do u have my brothers initials in front of the word mommy? What the FFfff??

  22. #102 Tara_reid_loves_you You wrote:

    “also I wonder what kind of shitty movies people from here actually watch? Once you’ve taken out the shit movies that come from America there isn’t a lot left!”

    Oh Please, stop trying to pretend you have even half a brain, for every movie like The Dinner Game, Babettes Feast, Eat Drink Man Women, or the Story of the WEeping Camel, that comes out of Europe or Asia there are ten like “Bean”, “Nuns on the Run” “Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster, Die Vest Inene” etc… Lindsay, is blowing her one chance, she has already bombed in every movie she has had to carry herself and her co-stars in her ensamble movies say bad things about her to the press

  23. Bugman4045

    Halle Berry won an Oscar, so maybe this dumbass can as well.

  24. Bugman4045

    And I had to repost this:

    #9Posted by biatcho on May 1, 2007 7:57 AM

    “I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming”

    She must have had a vision of her future…”Lindsay’s Anal Orgy, Vol. 10: Those Better Be Freckles”

    BRILLIANT~!!!

  25. B.Dippy

    I’m astonished, she actually looks pretty in that pic.

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