Lindsay Lohan is super desperate, drunk

The sad part about rehab is that you can get the best drugs there, as you are surrounded by fellow afficianados. Wonderland is prob the result of a client name contest.

#30…I agree, go after him. I’m a big fan of his comedy, but this attempt at acting and his massive ego are a bit much. You hardly ever read anything bad about him on the net, other than random people who aren’t into his work. I think it would be funny to talk shit about him and see if he reacts.

you guys have no idea…

its not the drugs…
…its whether you are in control

duh ?

and they say all the good ones are taken!

#29 – sorry – I didn’t read that post. Have no interest in two homos on a talk show. I didn’t see Brokeback Mountain, either.

Carry on.

A synonym for fag would be like that Franco guy looks like a homo, or a turd burglar, ass wrancher etc…

To be fair, it’s probably not so much a rejection of her but of her fucking humpback and pancake ass. None of this would be a problem if she’d correct her spinal curvature by lifting anything off the floor when she’s exercizing instead of whatever the hell it is she thinks she’s getting out of pretending to box.

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/01/03/lindsay-lohan-pool-bikini-03.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/lindsay_lohan_lives_in_her_bik.html
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/lindsay_lohan_boxes_in_her_bik.html

Is she just salable just ’cause like making fun of her? Is that the only reason anyone ever hires her? DOES anyone hire her? What’s she done lately? In China, they’d just put a bullet in the back of her head and charge her family for it and that would be the end of it.

Faster, Lindsay Lohan! Die! Die!

20. “RichPort” should work fine in most contexts.

37. But you are fluent in “cunt”. wedgeone is conversant in both “idiot” and “cunt”, so ask her to translate.

#6: You start your post with “fuckin”? Now there’s a first class mind at work.
But in answer to your question “what does Paris think?” Newsflash for you, she doesn’t. But if she ever managed to form a whole thought and transfer it into actual words from her mouth, it would most likely be “that’s haaawt”. Not that it would make any sense, it just seems to be the full extent of her vocabulary.

Okay yall, yall ain’t gonna believe what I found:
http://www.circatrade.com/ViewProduct.php?id=89
here is perhaps not the place for a lesson in Bhuddism but…Briefly then, a little on Lohans:
In Theravada Buddhism, the Arhat, translated into Chinese as “Lohan”, is one who has followed the Eightfold Path and has achieved deliverance of this earthly existence. He has reached “the other shore” and is saved for all eternity. In him the asavas – the craving for sensual pleasures, earthly existence, ignorance and wrong views – are gone. He is subject to no more rebirths and karma.

Lohans are well-known for their great wisdom, courage and supernatural power. Due to their abilities to ward off the evil, Lohans have became guardian angels of the Buddhist temple and there in the main hall standing guard are the ever-present, indomitable-looking 18 Lohan figures, sometimes accompanied by 500 or more lesser Lohans.
(from Buddhanet.com)

I can only say that I have pissed myself with laughter now…Can you *image* 500 lesser Lohans?

I just realized something…we are all part of the problem. Most of us can agree that the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears reads like a who’s who of human crap. So why do we pay the slightest bit of attention to them? If everyone just STOPPED paying attention to them, they would have no careers, and would finally do what we all wish they would do to begin with and just go away. It’s fun to make fun of them, and the things said on this site are pretty funny most of the time, but all it does is prolong their careers and their time in the spotlight, and even enlarges their bank accounts. So I think if everyone here really hated these skanks enough, we’d all just quit giving them the attention they crave and focus our energy on something that matters. Then again, I’m one of the few intelligent people who reads this site, so I doubt anyone will follow.

#61 Yeah, right, one of the few…Ted Kaczynski called, he wants his ability to reason back when you’re done with it…

You can see the exclusive Lindsay in Wonderland

LOL ROFL ..here:

http://www.sujet.co.uk/2007/01/21/lindsay-in-wonderland/

jamba juice sucks.

& 58 is fluent in “trolling”, “cowardice”, and “droll”.

And because he is a droll troll, he FLTC!!

65. I simply prefer guerrilla warfare to standing in ranks on an open field. Think Sun Tzu, not Clausewitz.

I have used original names on the Superficial, but they mean nothing to me because I realize that this site and all of its content is anonymous, meaningless and inconsequential, unless one elects to reveal personal information.

RichPort is blissfully unaware of his narcissism, and seems compelled to direct unsolicited attacks on others, while I prefer egalitarianism. I’m simply diluting his “brand”, not because it’s worth anything to me, but because it means everything to him, and it’s probably all that he has.

Seriously, jrzmommy stepped in it when she claimed not to understand “idiot”. I couldn’t resist, and I hear that, …

RPLTC, a very, very, very long time!

Man, I better stop drinking Red Bull or I’ll end up in rehab, too!

#67 – I don’t seem to recall Rich unloading on anyone who doesn’t first bash on him, except for DamYell, and I’m thinking that their feud goes back long before I’d ever heard of The Superficial. Maybe one pop on a really stupid comment, but not a perpetual pummeling (except in DamYell’s case).

How does posting homosexual remarks on this board under his name promote egalitarianism in any way? Now if you posted gay remarks using the name “Donald Trump” or something like that, I could understand that. But Rich is one like us – one of the average and ordinary who are here to get “egalitarianistic” on those who don’t deserve their fame or fortune.

Just lighten up, ok? And be yourself.

I HATE FIRECROTCH THAT FUCKING UGLY BITCH.

who the *** is lindsay lohan!?? why she’s so famous!?

who is she ? …

…she’s a fucking good actor
…and you are not : )

so fuck you babe…

back to obscurity

bye…

yeah, i’d reject that too….or squeeze out a quickie in the bathroom stall!