Next stop, Carrot Top
I think she needs a personality transplant, not rehab.
what the fuck is she wearing? wow.
That was Linds laying there? MY BAD! I thought housekeeping just dropped a sack of shit on the floor. heh…stepped right over it……WOOPS!
Wow, I’m usually like 45th. top ten…wow. anyway, rehab? like no one saw this coming. I love what her mom said about it too. They both are totally undereducated wastes of space.
fuckin, she’ll be out in no time, once a coke fiend always a coke fiend, i smoked a blunt and watched mean girls, it was amazing, herbie fully loaded drunk, hilarious, fuckin, imagine smoking a blunt with her or paris hilton or something, what goes through their heads? jesus. at least lohan has been in movies, what does paris hilton think about, she goes places and people follow her every move for no reason, she must be high 24/7. mindfuckkk
I am actually starting to feel bad for her. Her life has spun out of control. Yes, it can be entertaining to watch her sink into the vortex but I still feel a little twinge deep in the black pit of my heart. She could have done so much with her life. She is 20 with a reputation of being a drunk whore who throws fits when she doesn’t get her way… it IS a shame.
Read somewhere that this Franco (no fucking idea who he is) dude was there with his girlfriend.
Are they also gonna treat her whoring addiction in Wonderland, or is a gang of other men’s girlfriends gonna have to treat that by beating the shit out of her?
her life is actually spiraling into mean girls
He dared say no to Lohan? Does he not know that what Lohan wants, Lohan gets?
rachael ray is a demon from hell at crabbie’s
If Jason Weinberg were my manager, I would get drunk, cry and pass out too. That little midget has one of those loose, weak, wet, slimy handshakes that makes you cringe and reach for the Purell. They deserve each other.
That’s a fucked up name for a rehab place. Wonderland.
I wonder what I did all those times I was fucked up?
James Franco doesn’t swing that way. He’s got a thing for Spiderman.
PS–I just googled this Franco dude and guess what…………..he’s a fag. you can tell just by lookin’ at him.
May congratulate you on:
-Not writing first
-Writing something that was actually pretty damn funny
Am I the first to call her Lindsay Lohab? Is that even funny? Eh, not really.
im gonna go to California for spring break, smoke some danky, go to tijuana, get some acid or rolls or some shit, def. hit up rodeo or w/e, and see some celebs, omg if i could smoke a blunt with gwen stefani, thatd be the shit, no doubt was amazing mannnn, if lohans outta rehab by then, we burnin, and id fuck the living shit out of her during our 6 hour marathon wild rabid donkey sex session
again, this chick is pathetic. obviously showing her meat curtains was a bad idea. after seeing that, no one is going to want to get with her.
Did the child molestor… or, Joe Francis… move on so soon? Who would have thought he was a “love em and leave em” kind of guy?
Franco is a “fag”? I’m unfamiliar with that term – does anyone know a synonym?
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