Lindsay Lohan has been spotted with scars on her wrist, suggesting she may have taken up the super healthy habit of cutting herself. Her publicist denies the rumor, though, saying she scraped herself in a fall in some bushes. Which, uh, is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard. She should have said she got into a fight with some street thugs, because randomly falling into bushes is almost as stupid as cutting yourself.
And just cause, here are some shots of Lindsay Lohan kissing fashion designer Donna Karan on the mouth at the Donna Karan Gold Party. Something about their demeanor makes them actually look like lesbian lovers. Although that last shot of Donna Karan petting Lindsay’s hair is a little creepy. I picture her saying: “C’mon baby, I’ll be gentle. Is this your first time? Just relax, baby.” Just like my aunt used to say. Oh, God. *runs off to take a scalding hot shower*
There’s no way she’s really a cutter. I’ve had a lot of experience in the subject and I can tell you that a serious cutter doesn’t barely break the skin 3-4 times on their wrist with a butter knife.
There’s only one exception, and that would be seeing the most disturbing sight in all the land that would drive one to take the nearest metal object to their wrist…seeing Biatcho’s face. Now THAT’S a grizzly sight that even the most thick skinned of bitch’s can’t handle!
Look, lets all make up! It’s Friday (girl-on-girl day) and lets be like Angelina Jolie’s mixed race family.
(Except I want to be Angelina so I can do the triple threat on Brad Suck his cock, Ride his face, Ride the cock, I’m just sayin’)
How are we supposed to believe that LL fell is some bushes and no one was around to photograph it? Like fun.
What up One-Hit Wonder!! I have missed you & all of your stanky vaginaooze. You’re really gonna have to do better than saying “you know what could be worse… seeing biatcho’s super ugly fat head face”.
It’s old hat, but I guess you’re still too young to understand how humor works.
Hey, so how was it blowing that lead singer of that really cool band last week? Was it like the week before when he told you he loved you for your mind just to get you to swallow?
For those of you who missed the re-post of this one from my good old friend “RnR Takeover” on the Sienna Miller-Jude Law story here it is again, in ALL it’s glory. She’s just so awesome I am drowning in her awesomeness. I call this “Better Know a CockWhore”
Posted by This is a Rock ‘n Roll Takeover on November 11, 2006 11:14 AM
I don’t work for any bands. I’m a freelance photographer, and full time college student at New College (a school you have to be almost genius to be accepted into), and I do mostly action shots of bands performing, which requires SKILL, and I develop my own film. I’ve had pictures published in Rolling Stone, Alternative Press, Blender, Guitar Player Magazine, and Hit Parader. I’ve been at this since I was 14. What were you doing between 14-20 that required any kind of skill other than getting gang banged by your school’s chess team (the football team probably wouldn’t look twice at you)? And I do hang out and party with them and normally my BOYFRIEND is there with me. My boyfriend’s dad also happens to be a celebrity hair stylist, Gary Glossman…cuts hair for Lenny Kravitz, Bono, etc. So I’ve gotten to hang out with and photograph U2 (you’re right, only no name bands that no one’s heard of). In fact, Bono flies into our little beach community in Sarasota, FL just to get his hair cut by him. I could list about 150 bands that I’ve photographed, most of them are famous (or were when I photographed them), including Nickelback, My Chemical Romance, Primus, The Used, Puddle of Mudd, Korn, even Pearl Jam, etc. And some aren’t exactly famous, but well known among the music scene, like Every Time I Die, Buckethead, Senses Fail, Mindless Self Indulgence, Unwritten Law, etc.
What is it exactly that makes you “superior” to me? The fact that you’re old? You have kids? You work behind a desk all day at a job so boring that you spend all your time on this site? The fact that you wish so badly you could get a taste of the good life celebs live?
And just so you know, most of the posts that were posted that time were not even me. Those pics weren’t of me, and pretty much everything after those pics wasn’t me. Some fucktard thought it would be funny to steal my name and put words in my mouth, which is more childish than anything I’ve said or done on this site.
I hardly ever comment on here, but from now on when I do, I’ll make it a point to get a rise out of you, which I also seem to be good at. Toodles
Suicidal? If only we could be so lucky. Firecrotch loves herself far too much to ever end her own life.
She IS a danger to herself, in that she is constantly falling down. She either needs to lay off the sauce, coke, etc. or she may quite possibly be the klutziest celebrity of all time.
In the second pic, Karan is giving her the “You’re kidding, right?” look.
#56 is so right, yet #53 makes a good point – with so many paparatzzi (sp?) hovering around her, where are the photos of her falling? Could the fall not have been into some bushes, but down that flight of stairs at the WMA?
#55 Toodles – he was that old man who lost his marbles in the movie Hook!! Remember?
BTW, don’t fret over R&R CrackWhore – she has some serious self-esteem issues, and her “story” has lots of unfilled gaps in it . . . unlike the two in her pants.
if she fell in the bushes, why does she only have scratches on her wrist where one would try to slash em?
Let’s not make fun of cutters, it’s not their fault they are crazy. Let’s make fun of egotistical bitches with deformed bodies. If those cuts are actual self mutilation, she’s about as good at that art as she is at singing. Maybe she cut herself on a shoulder blade or hip bone. And I could buy a drunken fall into the bushes. Especially if she fell into her own firey bush.
Come on, Lohan.
It’s ‘down the road’, not ‘across the street.’ Put a little more effort into it, and I’m sure you’ll succeed.
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AWWW
poor lilo, didn’t mommy tell you?
the alley, its always the alley honey,
bushes give you rug burn.
at least she’s good at being a whore
:0
Ohhh not anthor “suicidal” girl.
Cheap trick to get everyones attention X:
well lesbians are cool. so no more men needs to suffer with this bitch anymoooore! :/
Lindsey should turn her cutting instrument the other way next time. Because when you are so fugly, talent-free, and skanky that you make Paris Hilton look good, you have nothing left to live for.
So reposting something I said is supposed to affect me how? I take full responsibility for what I say and nothing in there is the slightest bit untrue, so I don’t see how your clever scheme to repost what I say is going to work.
And since the only thing in there that anyone has been able to make fun of is the fact that I ended it with “Toodles,” you lose. Besides, NO ONE cares! For someone who thinks she’s so clever, this is a pathetic attempt to humiliate. But then again, anyone who comes on here for the sole purpose of trying to humiliate a complete stranger (over the internet at that) obviously has issues. You should see a counselor.
if Lohan kills herself lets hope it’s a murder suicide with Paris. please god, I don’t ask for much
Actually #66, feel free to peruse the Jude Law Sienna Miller post from a few days back, where I initially repostd this. I think you’ll find many people find you positively retarded. You have so many issues you shoud start a fucking subscription.
So did any lead singers make you snort blow off some other groupies’ left tit last night? We’re all DYING to know more about your “exciting” “life”.
wedgeone: Oh I don’t generally worry about anything, especially a delusional crackwhore. However, it is one of the more stubborn things I have had the pleasure of chasing away from this site. Just doing people a favor is all : )
Man, maybe she’s not suicidal, but she did NOT fall into a bush. She’d have scratches on more than just her wrists. Her poorly executed slits are probably just for show… like that “90 days” button. Whore.
llohan makes me want to puke
is she drunk ?
Deeper cuts, Lindsay, deeper cuts. Try to imagine an oil geyser. Shouldn’t be too hard since your blood is probably the same color, you bitch!
in my dream last night me and lindsay lohan were best friends :]
Janis Ian, DYKE! Er, uh, I mean Lindsay Lohan. LOL!!!
As usual, the fighting is more entertaining than the posts. Go biatcho!
I wouldn’t say lesbian. I was thinking the conversation went something like, “hey Donna Karan you’re so great you lovely aging hip Jewish new yorker” and then she was like “wow Lindsay look at this and that, your black hair, you really are some crazy ass-celebrity going all NY studio 54 on our asses, trying to be something your not, like one of those dark haired Israeli girls, I love it. You’re so hip and fashionable, I wish you were my daughter.”
#76 – Damn right! Sod Lohan. Let’s ring the bell for round 2 of the…
Biatcho v. This is a Rock ‘n Roll Takeover Cat Fight
See the girls battle it out in glittery gold bell-bottomed catsuits. Check out that swiping handbag action. Ringside seats guaranteed for all!
Bets being placed now. Roll up, roll up!
i can see 77 as a rap
Biatcho, you’re forgetting something VERY important…I don’t care what people on a website think! I was merely proving you wrong in the fact that you seem to think you have people figured out by what they post, or how old they are. I’m not going anywhere, so I don’t know why you think this is going to “chase me out of here.” You’re really, really, REALLY pathetic. But then again, it’s people like you who remind me just how good my life is.
RNR – can you talk louder, i couldn’t hear you over your incessant crying & thumbsucking. The more you try to justify your “good life” the more I know it’s total BS. You’re funny that way!
Isn’t that her previously injured wrist? Maybe it’s just from the injury?
no quiero que te mates y .. ni que seas lesbiana …
te amooo
Donna Karan is so H-O-T! Lindsay should have kissed her on the ass just to be in the same room with her.
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you guys are all mean!! you have never walked in her shoes. remember those who are un caring and mis understanding will be forced to understand one day