Lindsay Lohan has been spotted with scars on her wrist, suggesting she may have taken up the super healthy habit of cutting herself. Her publicist denies the rumor, though, saying she scraped herself in a fall in some bushes. Which, uh, is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard. She should have said she got into a fight with some street thugs, because randomly falling into bushes is almost as stupid as cutting yourself.
And just cause, here are some shots of Lindsay Lohan kissing fashion designer Donna Karan on the mouth at the Donna Karan Gold Party. Something about their demeanor makes them actually look like lesbian lovers. Although that last shot of Donna Karan petting Lindsay’s hair is a little creepy. I picture her saying: “C’mon baby, I’ll be gentle. Is this your first time? Just relax, baby.” Just like my aunt used to say. Oh, God. *runs off to take a scalding hot shower*
Ruby | November 17, 2006 at 9:08 am
first!
Ruby | November 17, 2006 at 9:08 am
and it matters because….??
Bitter herb | November 17, 2006 at 9:09 am
that crazy bitch looks like a spotted toad
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Bitter herb | November 17, 2006 at 9:10 am
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Ed Bambrick | November 17, 2006 at 9:12 am
If you can’t even slit your wrists properly, that’s proof that you are supremely untalented.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 17, 2006 at 9:12 am
Since when did Lindsay have to be slipped anything to seal the deal?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
danielle | November 17, 2006 at 9:12 am
Not a surprise at all.
Chodite | November 17, 2006 at 9:14 am
And this is news how? Poor train wreck of a girl.
But that’s not relevant today. Because TODAY is a big day. ’tis the return of GIRL ON GIRL FRIDAY at Cooterpunch!!!!
http://www.Cooterpunch.com
Yeah!!
Chodite | November 17, 2006 at 9:15 am
^^ … or just click the name to visit.
Have a great weekend hookers and hookettes.
KimberWolf | November 17, 2006 at 9:16 am
Do it right, Lohan. Go vertical, not horizontal. She always did have trouble getting that one right.
EliasAlucard | November 17, 2006 at 9:17 am
Bitch is fine, yo!
lolol
PrettyBaby | November 17, 2006 at 9:17 am
Donna Karan could fuck her with that huge nose.
Amanda. | November 17, 2006 at 9:18 am
If you notice in the Lindsey is a sarcastic bitch a few posts before in the picture where she is laying on her back, wow, what a weird sentence, she has a bandage on that wrist . . . Hooray for run-on sentences!
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 9:20 am
ah yes, doing the ‘bi’ thing is always good for some cheap media PR, just ask Brit and Madonna. She probably got those marks on her wrist trying to put a piece of red yarn around it. How long until she tries to buy African children?
danielle | November 17, 2006 at 9:25 am
sad to say but, perezhilton.com just posted gigantic photos of blowhan failing to put on underwear before she leaves her whorehouse. yuck.
grittygrit | November 17, 2006 at 9:26 am
oh poor lindsay, maybe kissing female designers is the only way to ease her pain.
laikiska | November 17, 2006 at 9:50 am
Nope, she isn’t cutting herself, the cuts would look different. But damn it, she should get it right if she did! Lohan: follow KimberWolf’s directions!
| November 17, 2006 at 9:52 am
Is it just me or does she ALWAYS have on way too much bronzer… come on BLOHAN, you are a red head with freckles, we know you aren’t that tanned!
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 10:03 am
I’d only be impressed if she had ligature marks on her neck and wore a fucking scarf everywhere. Kissing DK on the mouth would be like kissing a diarrhetic dog on the rectum… fucking firecrotch…
I might respect her more if she volunteered for GOGF over at cooterpunch. I’m just saying…
AmericanMcKrout | November 17, 2006 at 10:06 am
Will people please stop takeing pictures of this talentless, plain-faced, fuck-hole-with legs?!! Every time someone catches her on film, we have to be tortured with the images for weeks on end. No looks, no talent, no class. Just because someone photographs her every time she farts doesn’t make her a star.
Tits_McGhee | November 17, 2006 at 10:08 am
If she is cutting her wrists, the dumb bitch is doing it the wrong way. You go “down the road”, not “across the street”. Everybody knows that, Linds. Get with it.
nichole | November 17, 2006 at 10:09 am
On a serious note, I think this girl is suffering from depression.
Too bad she’s in such denial of all her problems to notice!
Valerie | November 17, 2006 at 10:12 am
The “kissing” picture looks like a bad perfume commercial….with the way the “product” is being displayed in Donna Karan’s right hand. O_o
Maybe that’s the way to sell things right now. Just do odd things with your product in a celebrity’s presence. I bet I could come up with a new handbag line and then kick Paris Hilton in the crotch, knowing the picture would end up everywhere. And of course people would look at the photo and say, “Hey, look at that lady kicking Paris Hilton in the crotch! What a nice handbag she has!” and they would all run out to buy it.
Only problem is I would die from toe herpes thanks to putting my feet too close to “The Hilton Triangle” and never enjoy all the money my handbags would make. :/
diarrhea riot | November 17, 2006 at 10:13 am
Those cuts are probably from her own firecrotch bush.
ErikHK | November 17, 2006 at 10:16 am
It’s down the road, NOT across the street..
Spindoc | November 17, 2006 at 10:17 am
1. Crazy Father….check
2. Money grubbing starfucker mother …check
3. Alcoholism …check
4. Drug addicition …check
5. tendancy to be a slut …check
6. Bouts with Annorexia …check
7. Vacant loser friends …check
8. Multiple failed relationships …check
9. And now…….CUTS SELF! …Check!
Well she’s got what it takes for Hollywood.
Margaux | November 17, 2006 at 10:19 am
i ACTUALLY fell in some bushes one time and cut up my arm pretty bad so it’s half believable. otherwise i doubt she’s a cutter, those are like scrapes, not actual cuts.
and i would kiss donna karan ANY DAY
HOLLLLLA
serial snarkalec | November 17, 2006 at 10:19 am
I believe the falling in the bushes story. Except it was probably more like crawling. Some wino was probably in there who promised her she could lick the coke off his dirty socks.
Missallanpoe | November 17, 2006 at 10:23 am
Meh, i doubt she cuts herself..and if she does, she doesn’t know how to. To tell you the truth, I saw the lesbianism coming. Doesn’t really matter, but it’ll be even better if she’d just admit it =D
DancingQueen | November 17, 2006 at 10:30 am
From the GQ photo shoot I thought mabye they had cured her of her case of freckledbitchosis. Guess not.
Tha-Flash | November 17, 2006 at 10:42 am
I think she’s cut her finger, look a blue plaster!
MargeAggedon | November 17, 2006 at 10:54 am
Can I just ask what’s up with her face? When photographed in natural light she appears to have a face made of leather in an oddly orange shade.
Her face is also several shades darker than the rest of her body.
So is she covering the herpes scars? Or did she put the tanning bed on ‘crisp’ once too often?
PrettyBaby | November 17, 2006 at 11:02 am
#32 At least she didn’t have the NERVE to populate with the “unwanted fetuses” you are super concerned about.
Oh yeah, I been waiting for you Darlin.
Pretty- Yes
Bitchy- When need be…
PrettyBaby | November 17, 2006 at 11:05 am
She’d earn a little more respect by kissing one of the following-
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Bjork
3. Tom Cruise (Good luck there)
4. One of the hotties on girl on girl day at Cooter Punch.
Shit, now I am sounding like one of you. nooooo
PrettyBaby | November 17, 2006 at 11:06 am
#26 Excellent summary- very consisive!!
HolisticWisdomcom | November 17, 2006 at 11:18 am
I think it’s just the vogue thing for women to kiss women right now, they know it excites men, and gives a sexual power to women to be thought of as more enticing.
I don’t think it makes you bi-sexual necessarily, but when you are not bi or gay… rather manipulative.
In regard to the fall in the bushes, that too may be a need for attention, and not the superficial kind.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Binky | November 17, 2006 at 11:35 am
I don’t know if the poor thing is cut up for this celebrity business.
Maybe Donna will calmed her down and throw in some DK underwear.
MargeAggedon | November 17, 2006 at 11:40 am
Prettybaby – it’s good to know you’re “waiting for me” guess that makes you my bitch since I barely recalled the article you referenced.
LOL!
Get over yourself dear. Your opinion is your own. As is mine. And I really couldn’t possibly give less of a fuck what you think of me or mine.
Cheers dear.
ElatedPornStar | November 17, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Those of you who said she looks decent in an earlier post, I ask: where is your “decent” Hohan now?
She was never there to begin with.
scarletpoppies | November 17, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Oh my goodness. A cutter. That is SOOO 1985 After Hours.The fashinable thing to do now wld be to wrap silk hankerchiefs like cuff bracelets around her wrists.
scarletpoppies | November 17, 2006 at 12:23 pm
i mean FASHIONABLE.
wedgeone | November 17, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Is it just me, or does Donna Karan look like something between Carly Simon and Roger Waters?
Hmmm . . . no hooters visible there . . .
IT’S A MAAAAAAAAAN, BABY!!
Since Donna is a man, I’ll just call her Don now. So Lindsay kissed Don. That looks hetero to me, since Don is ALL MAN.
Go BUCKS!! MICHIGAN SUCKS!!
mikeski | November 17, 2006 at 12:30 pm
But her scars got a gold star! She’s super good at it!
prettybetty | November 17, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Well that explains all of her “fractures”
DrunkBlogger | November 17, 2006 at 12:58 pm
It’s awesome, every picture of her looks like it’s in HD.
enfilade | November 17, 2006 at 1:00 pm
She’s trying to reach the emo audience.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
jesseeca | November 17, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I hope Donna Karan wants herpes cause now she’s got em!
saltpeanuts | November 17, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Sorry folks, nothing to see here. I left those there. They are marks from the handcuffs when I tied her to the bedpost and was banging her in the ass with a footlong pepperoni. Afterwards, we sat and had ate some excellent Italian BMT subs, with extra pepperoni and special Lohan ass-sauce. Oh, how I love coke-whores.
Skönflicka | November 17, 2006 at 1:44 pm
How can you be so fucked up at 19 ?
PrettyBaby | November 17, 2006 at 1:49 pm
#38 Buy me a drink and I might forgive you and then we can kiss while you slit your wrists. LOL!!!!!!!!!!