Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been wearing two watches because she bought one for James Franco – who she’s been trying to date since the summer – but he refused to wear it.
“Lindsay bought James this expensive watch but he refused to wear it,” a source told The Star. “And she ended up wearing it on her wrist with her own watch, like a tribute to her unrequited desire.”
I don’t actually remember ever seeing Lindsay with two watches on but I’ll assume it’s true because it sounds just pathetic enough for her to do. The insufferable bitch dressed up as some sort of Eskimo princess to Britney Spears’ birthday party so wearing a rejected watch sounds just about right.
My mama cried, with a tear in her eye, “Save your money. Don’t go to her show.”
Meanwhile, a fur trapper (who was strictly from comercial) snuck out from behind my ig-a-loo.
Peak a boo… woo woo woo.
Right then he started whapping on the side of my favorite baby celeb’s head with a lead filled snow shoe.
That made me just about as angry as an eskimo boy can be, so I reached down and grabbed a handfull, a mittemfull, of the deadly yellow snow and pounced.
And I pounced again, rubbing the huskie wee wee and the doggie wee wee into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion…
You know the rest of the story.
GREAT GOOGELY MOOGELY!
WHAT IS SHE DOING!? kate moss wouldn’t wear this! psssshhh!
i believe this is called ‘ho in a hazmat suit’ chic.
or ‘barbarella on crack’.
at least the animal she’s carrying got to die before touching her, unlike the poor pets of Paris. *sigh*
Watch out where the huskies go
And don’t you touch that crazy ho!
Why is she even trying to hold her coat over her leg… that slut doesn’t give a damn… and what is with that big bruise in pic 5?
What is that called?
Neo-bohemian?
Maybe she wants a part in a new Cowboy Beebop script.
I almost don’t want to believe someone, ANYONE is actually this pathetic. Wearing a watch that you bought for some guy you lust after, but haven’t even had a date with, even after he flat out refused to wear it? I think that means he’s not interested, brainiac.
RETURN IT YOU STUPID BITCH.
I really almost hope this isn’t true. I have too much fun bashing her and if it is true I’d have to start pitying her.
Sweet Jesus. That poor, poor thing.
She is to be pitied, not taunted.
Have some respect for those who cannot aid themselves.
fine. let me be honest here. if i saw lindsay lohan in an alley somewhere alone i’d probably kill her….
….after i ask for an autograph of course…dead bodies don’t sell as well on eBay as autographs do…
http://www.popculturepundit.com/
Why does Lindsay always flip the Victory sign ? she is so Lame !
She looks like the Queen of the Disco Spacecraft.
I’d like to see Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton battle with Christmas Carols.
Sing to the tune of Deck the Halls.
PARIS:
Deck the ho she’s coked up and whore-y
Fa la la la la, la la la la
LINDSAY:
If you got pregnant you’d wind up on Maury!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LINDSAY:
In a public men’s room you frolic
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
PARIS:
You’re a fire-crotch alcoholic!
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
LINSDAY:
You bleach blonde bitch with a broken nose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
PARIS:
You snort cocaine with a garden hose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
PARIS:
May all your Christmases be white with coke…
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LINDSAY:
Swallow Santa’s egg nog ’til you choke!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
PARIS:
Rudolph ain’t the only one with a red nose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LINDSAY:
Grab an elf’s Yule Log and strike a pose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LINDSAY:
‘Tis the season to stop bickering
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
PARIS & LINDSAY:
‘Cause neither of us can act or sing!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
PARIS HILTON:
Hey, something smells like sperm. Lindsay, did you fart?
LINDSAY LOHAN:
No! If I farted, it would smell like your boyfriend’s tongue!
PARIS HILTON:
Fire-crotch!
LINDSAY LOHAN:
Whore-box!
http://www.hogwild.net/
She is a child.
#51-nice zappa reference.
Here is why she is quickly becoming irrelevant. She can’t sing. She doesn’t act in any movies that mean anything to anyone. Her family isn’t backed with crazy money like the Hilton’s. She has a forgettable face, a gross body, and an attitude of a 15 year old. Tell me you can’t walk into any bar in any major city and hang out with a girl who is mildly attractive, not really talented, and does dumb shit in public?
All her actions reek of her realizing how quickly she is slipping from peoples favor.
Hey Lindsay,
My Great Aunt Ethyl wants her parlor lamp table’s doily back!
What, Aunt Ethyl?
Hey Lindsay, nevermind. You can keep it, now.
#6 nipsy “coke-ahontis” is fucking classic.
I’m Canadian so I feel safe in saying there is no way an eskimo aka “Inuit” person would ever be caught dead at a Paris Hilton party. Unless there was free blubber. Then they would be all over that shit.
my horoscope says…
someone will find you and help you
to reach
another
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but then…
who believes that shit
Shouldn
Tha bitch. James Franco is my lover lol.
The Rhinestone Squaw Girl.
I couldn’t image how to Photoshop a more kook burger deluxe Lohan picture if I tried.
If a stripper showed up to dance in a club wearing that shit, she’d go home that night with 3 dollars. This is the ultimate, most pathetic and sad thing I ever saw. Now I don’t feel so bad that I still like my UndeRoos.
This story seems really made up and out of nowhere. That thing about her flirting with James Franco was months ago, and this just is a nonsensical addition to it that isn’t really believable.
Give Lindsay a break, she’s been a bit calmer lately.
Dang Rumors! Please respect her privacy!
she looks like she’s trying to be unique and individual in that outfit, like she thinks she’s bjork or somebody. Lindsay is so repulsive; I swear, this bitch looks like she wipes her ass back-to-front and a bunch of fecal matter has slaked into the rotten chasm that is her vag.
Heh. Coke-ahontis. Classic.
Lindsay, can’t you afford to get someone to help you wiht your damn SPRAY TAN!!!!
LOSERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! But you look kinda sexy other than that! FUCK PARIS AND SHITNEY!!!!
Ew – I bet she REALLY can’t walk in those shoes!
Two watches? well that just makes common sense seeing as she usually has double vision. Better make double sure sure you get to all those AA meetings on time Hohan. And everyone things the girl is a dumbass. Oh, hold on…
When will everyone stop picking on her? She’s retarded!!! It’s bad karma to make fun of the handicapped. Mentally or otherwise.
Where are the PETA people with the buckets of red paint when you need them?
#40 -funny!
James Franco? (rar!) Lindsey try aiming lower next time…like maybe…Andy Dick!
number ten, you don’t know what the hell you are talking about. You know nothing about self-harm. Get your facts straight.
Jrz and Rich- you guys are great lol. Can’t deny I wasn’t laughing my arse off reading your post.
Poor Lindsay, whether the story is true or not, she needs help. I love her
all we can hope on is that her star crashes and falls too.. like so many before her, she does not deserve all that she has recieved. every DOG has their day. sooner rather than later this whoare will be no more, and no one will want a peice of her… alike the ‘brat pack’ from the eighties & the peice of shit she is. DIE HO HAN!!! (HO HAN whoever came up with that is BRILLIANT!!!)
She is gonna end up at the bottom of the heap and soon … when you are getting dissed by Will Farrell the end can’t be far …
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#10 read (if you can)
http://lexusine.candyandrazorblades.net/darkness/cut.html
Here’s a photo of the two watches she wears, taken during her recent visit to London.
http://letters-from-london.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-wears-two-watches.html
Here’s a photo of her wearing the two watches, taken on her recent visit to London:
http://letters-from-london.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-wears-two-watches.html
Papparazzi: “Lindsay, we heard the studio made you take an IQ test. How did you do?”
Lindsay: “I got a 2. Is that adequite?”
no she’s wearing 2 watches to cover up her cuts! she’s emo!
One watch to countdown her herpes. The other reminds her when to feed her crabs.
ROBBLE ROBBLE
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
Hell, I don’t blame her for trying to get with James Franco. He’s hot as hell!
As for that ugly coat she has on:
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=stella-McCartney-fur-psa
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=fur_farm
Hell, I don’t blame her for trying to get with James Franco. He’s hot as hell!
As for that ugly coat she has on:
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=stella-McCartney-fur-psa
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=fur_farm
I wonder how many poor arctic foxes were slaughtered just to make that hideous, pointless coat? P.S. If I see one more picture of her making a peace sign I think I’m gonna have an aneurysm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know alot you feel as if this girl is a loser and rightly so but imagine being taunted starting at an early age for the career you choose and continue being taunted for the person or movies you do. Now how much of Lidsey do you know?? Do you know her personally or is all the information you are basing your opionions on are tabloids?? and are they your own opionions or are you yourself so weak minded that you cannot think for yourself and want to be part of the “in” crowd?? This week Lindsey next week Paris. who knows maybe in a month it will be Paris. At least Lindsey doesn’t walk around and hide who she is. Whats better?? Building your life on a lie or being strong enough to be yourself?
yeah, she’s always been a loser