Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been wearing two watches because she bought one for James Franco – who she’s been trying to date since the summer – but he refused to wear it.
“Lindsay bought James this expensive watch but he refused to wear it,” a source told The Star. “And she ended up wearing it on her wrist with her own watch, like a tribute to her unrequited desire.”
I don’t actually remember ever seeing Lindsay with two watches on but I’ll assume it’s true because it sounds just pathetic enough for her to do. The insufferable bitch dressed up as some sort of Eskimo princess to Britney Spears’ birthday party so wearing a rejected watch sounds just about right.
tito | December 6, 2006 at 8:35 am
Oh, laylow.
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 8:37 am
She should’ve taken James’ advice and shoved it UP her enlarged butt aperture.
onecritic | December 6, 2006 at 8:39 am
She is a child playing dress-up. Her desperate need for attention is troubling. James Franco is hot.
VeryLiberating.com | December 6, 2006 at 8:41 am
She is so sucky.
http://www.veryliberating.com
no one you know | December 6, 2006 at 8:42 am
I heard she was trying to turn her 15 minutes into 30.
NipsyHustle | December 6, 2006 at 8:42 am
“coke-ahontas”; the new look for winter ’06
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 8:44 am
I read on some other site that Aphroherpes here didn’t even enter the party in question. She actually sashayed in the parking area like an idiot for some time and then left.
lameness thy name is lyndsay.
Mojo | December 6, 2006 at 8:44 am
With all the talk about this girl i just realized ive never EVER even seen her act before.Amazing.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 8:45 am
Two watches and she still can’t get her ass to the movie sets on time.
NicotineEyePatch | December 6, 2006 at 8:49 am
I’ve seen her wear two watches, maybe even three. I didn’t know they had a dual purpose, “I want to cover my cuts AND tell the world about my rejection!”, which probably means, more cutting to come! Let’s hope this time she gets it right.
crabbie | December 6, 2006 at 8:52 am
Lindsay’s off the reservation. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
NipsyHustle | December 6, 2006 at 8:53 am
at least she’s not wearing that dirty dish rag on her wrist anymore.
RichPort | December 6, 2006 at 8:54 am
Why did Hohan throw her watch off a cliff?
She wanted to see time fly!
my sides… my sides…
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 9:00 am
I’m going on the record here now and preemptively give a big STFU to anyone who tries to mouth off on how she wasted her potential, and how much she could’ve accomplished, and all the other BS that comes out whenever one of this assholes dies drowning in their own vomit.
this cumguzzler has spent all the goodwill she might have had at one time.
no one you know | December 6, 2006 at 9:01 am
@14…Here, here!
ImaCracka | December 6, 2006 at 9:03 am
Is anyone else having probs signing in to post? Its like the firecrotch has infected my PC….
She is a slut, an alcoholic, a lonely woman searching for meaning in life, riddled with disease and from a troubled home and most likely will be found dead in an alley in a month or two….
But I would still drill that ass like the California coast…..
Admit it…. you would too…..
There's a Surprise Inside | December 6, 2006 at 9:05 am
….ahem…..((silence))…..
DrunkBlogger | December 6, 2006 at 9:06 am
All I gotta say about that is, “Awesomely pathetic!” boooiinnngggg!!!
youtuberoast.com
RichPort | December 6, 2006 at 9:07 am
I’m seriously running out of material for this freckle-legged beeotch. Mr. Fish, post pics of her topless so I can make fun of her spotted funbags.
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 9:09 am
Rich–tee hee (@13)
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 9:10 am
WOOPS–Rich, I see we’re in the Me & My Shadow mode again.
PaisleyMoon | December 6, 2006 at 9:16 am
It doesn’t matter what she wears, she’s a whore. Dime a dozen.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 9:16 am
you said it #17…and uh, #16 I’m not one to judge but judging by your post your life “choices” might require you to get, you know, tested, 10 or 12 times a year.
For your protection.
RichPort | December 6, 2006 at 9:17 am
I know Jrz… I had to resort to 2nd grade jokes, just in case Hohan is reading… FUCK… I got nothing…
We are the same person you know… that’s what I keep reading anyway…
enfilade | December 6, 2006 at 9:19 am
Stalk him lindsay, that’s the mature way to handle this situation.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
helistar | December 6, 2006 at 9:23 am
She looks like a crack whore.. look at that skin.. this is god’s way of getting back at her for her hedonistic ways..
Italian Stallion | December 6, 2006 at 9:30 am
Lindsay Lohan’s favorite band is ‘The Flaming Lips’………….
HolisticWisdomcom | December 6, 2006 at 9:39 am
A friend of mine, who is an actor, knows James Franco well and said that there is no way in hell he would ever go out with Lindsay. He has way too much class for her and is actually a grown up.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
claire bear | December 6, 2006 at 9:43 am
Girlfriend is looking puffy. I hear that’s a sign of bulimia.
BigSizzle | December 6, 2006 at 9:43 am
I actually did see a picture of that…not that I doubt the James Franco thing is true because she pulls some funky shit, but the picture was taken in London, and I believe she was wearing both watches for the different time zones…1 for London, 1 for L.A.
That is assuming of course, that she can tell time.
Which is ridiculous I guess so let’s just go with the James Franco story.
pumpkinpye | December 6, 2006 at 9:46 am
It’s true. I’ve seen her wear two watches in some tabloid this week. The magazine claimed it was because she had two different time zones on each one. What a loser, she can’t just do the math?
p.s she thinks she is Pocahontas
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 9:46 am
Rich, so do you wanna be me today or should I be you?
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 9:47 am
#29 is either that, or all that Korean food she likes to eat. You know, lots of Cream of SumYunGuy soup.
CelebSlam.com | December 6, 2006 at 10:00 am
Were these taken in Alaska or something?
http://www.celebslam.com
Tits_McGhee | December 6, 2006 at 10:02 am
Well, Linds, your grandma tried telling you this, but when you hand out free ice cream cones, no one’s gonna wanna buy the ice cream truck! You fuck every penis in sight, get STD’s, go into alcohol rehab before you’re EVEN LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL and then wonder why you’re not the “marrying” type? Come on. Grow the fuck up.
And what’s with the peace sign? “I want world peace because it’s trendy”. If you wanna be trendy, adopt a Himalayan whistle kid with Paris Hilton.
PapaHotNuts | December 6, 2006 at 10:07 am
That’s not the peace sign she is flashing. The photographer just asked her why the back of her white dress is brown.
Proteon | December 6, 2006 at 10:09 am
If she’s a “loser” than what does that make you folks who are obsessed with her?
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 10:10 am
37–you.
HollywoodSnark | December 6, 2006 at 10:12 am
Lol, two watches….I’ll tell you what she should be wearing…two pairs of underwear…don’t want a Britney incident with her!
http://hollywoodsnark.com
chelleann66 | December 6, 2006 at 10:15 am
I see Ho-han is giving the “V” sign.
Possible meanings:
V for Vaginitis
V for Vomiting
V for VD
V for Vicodin
V for Valtrex
V for Vodka
RichPort | December 6, 2006 at 10:20 am
Jrz – I say we both be miranda or “soup or sarah”. I’ll start: You bloody yanks are wankers and George W Bush is satan. I don’t care if this is a Lohan thread, America needs to be reabsorbed by the British Empire in order to save it… Bugger off!!!
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 10:25 am
Okay, my turn….who am I? So you want me off the planet by sundown? Well, just make sure you wash the blood of every innocent person in Iraq off of your hands! The Twin Towers and the Pentagon and that fucking corn field in Pennsylvania ought to be ashamed of themselves for throwing themselves in the way of the jet that Mohammad Atta and his nice young friends were flying on 9/11. America is Sodom!
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 10:31 am
Just let it happen naturally ladies.
Spindoc | December 6, 2006 at 10:38 am
First of all #6 NipsyHustle Nice one!
Secondly, This is just so pathetic it would be sad….if it wasn’t her.
Lindsey, here is a hint…..girls don’t ever have to “Try to date” anybody. Guys are NOT shy. If he is interested in you and knows that you are interested he will let you know. There are only three reasons he will not date you in this instance.
1. He isn’t attracted to you
2. He is gay
3. Likes you fine but is dating somebody he likes better.
Thats IT! If you’ve been trying to date him since the summer, basically all you are doing is giving him stories to tell his buddies about how pathetic you are. Take a lesson from Julia Roberts and date some camera Man or some other guy that doesn’t read the gossip columns and actually thinks you’re great. Anybody who is anybody in Hollywood wouldn’t date you now because they don’t know if thats cum dripping out of your ass or just another infection.
debisis | December 6, 2006 at 10:46 am
zzz. one of the most boring and uncredited , undeserving, and UNattractive what’s her face in the history of socalled American entertainment.
debisis | December 6, 2006 at 10:47 am
discredited…oops!
UNWASHEDMASSES | December 6, 2006 at 10:51 am
My respect for James Franco just went up. Imagine being stalked by a high-profile personality. First, Linds drops in every interview that she’s hot for you. Second, she finagles your hotel room key from the front desk and sneaks into your room at 2 a.m., scaring the shit out of you in the middle of the night. Lastly, she wears an expensive watch that she bought for you – keeping in mind that she is nothing to you and you have not had so much as a date with the looney bitch – so that she can tell everyone who asks why that it is because of you. James, if you’re reading this, invest in a large caliber handgun immediately.
RichPort | December 6, 2006 at 10:55 am
Good one Jrz! My turn, my turn!!!
Miranda: America is responsible for everything that every went wrong ever! The collapse of the Roman empire, the sun setting on the British empire, Skittles, black jujyfruits, my acne and vaginal itch, and fuck it, my vaginal acne! If I could, I’d divide it evenly between Canada and Mexico, with the right coast going back to the UK and the left coast to Russia! And all because you idiots chose GWB!!! But not me… I was too busy complaining about the disparity in the tax code to vote…
Gigi | December 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
I know that most people don’t consider this a fashion faux pas anymore…but I HATE white after Labor Day! It just looks cheap to me.
Those Kinko’s pics of Paris showed off her trashtastic white hooker boots.
And now Lohan is wearing a lace mini-dress, Nancy Sinatra’s made-for-walkin’ boots, and a goddamn fur cape. Not only is it a bad combination, but it is as white as a pair of shorts worn to a Fourth of July picnic.
Besides…pasty, freckled folks CANNOT pull off an all-white ensemble — any time of year. She looks like Casper’s crack-whore sister.
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 11:20 am
heehee–the left coast back to Russia!! Nice one, centaurian!
Sarah: You bloody Americans and your bollollylollylocks! You are all fat and irretrievably stupid and sods and full of rubbish.
Miranda: I agree Sarah…you stupid fat ugly dumb Americans….oh, wait, I’m American. and I’m fat and stupid and dumb and ugly. oh-wuh….*runs away crying*