Lindsay Lohan is still a loser


Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been wearing two watches because she bought one for James Franco – who she’s been trying to date since the summer – but he refused to wear it.

“Lindsay bought James this expensive watch but he refused to wear it,” a source told The Star. “And she ended up wearing it on her wrist with her own watch, like a tribute to her unrequited desire.”

I don’t actually remember ever seeing Lindsay with two watches on but I’ll assume it’s true because it sounds just pathetic enough for her to do. The insufferable bitch dressed up as some sort of Eskimo princess to Britney Spears’ birthday party so wearing a rejected watch sounds just about right.