Lindsay Lohan is so hot it’s unhealthy

July 26th, 2006 // 70 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was taken from the set of Georgia Rules to the hospital today after suffering from heat exhaustion.

“She was overheated and dehydrated,” Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, tells “The Insider”‘s Marc Malkin. Sloane-Zelnick says the starlet spent a couple of hours in the hospital after being given a Vitamin B shot. “She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours,” she said.

This is the one time I’ll let the heat exhaustion excuse slide because it’s roughly 146 degrees in California right now. I’d take myself to the hospital except I’ve already passed out on my couch. I don’t even know how I’m typing this. It’s like a miracle of science.


  1. hopeless_screenwriter

    Hey Everyone!

    You want to read some really gay and pointless shit?
    _______________________________________________

    Hey bunny and hopeless,
    I was reading this book my friend gave me for my birthday, The 100 Best Poems of Al Time, and I thought you’d like this one by Li Po, who wrote during China’s T’ang Dynasty (618-907). Tradition says that he drowned while attempting to embrace the moon’s reflection in the water.

    Beneath the blossoms with a pot of wine,
    No friends at hand, so I poured alone;
    I raised my cup to invite the moon,
    Turned to my shadow, and we became three.
    Now the moon had never learned about drinking,
    And my shadow had merely followed my form,
    But I quickly made friends with the moon and my shadow;
    To find pleasure in life, make the most of the spring.

    Whenever I sang, the moon swayed with me;
    Whenever I danced, my shadow went wild.
    Drinking, we shared our enjoyment together;
    Drunk, then each went off on his own.
    But forever agreed on dispassionate revels,
    We promised to meet in the far Milky Way.

    *********
    I think he drowned because he was drunk.

  2. hopeless_screenwriter

    I think I need to be drunk, before I read shit like that ever again.

  3. hopeless_screenwriter

    Buns,

    Your new secret code will be “bovine butch bar dyke”. Mine will be “colostomy cornhole”. Shhhh! It’s a secret!

    Hopeless ( “cornhole” )

  4. 30 BRILLIANT!

    and BJ is on VayCay

  5. Sheva

    too much blow

  6. this is the worst chat room ever.

  7. twzzlrgirl

    I’m with #42 — she’s a wimp. Come on! I was doing yard work all day in 98 degree heat, racing after my kids, and mowed the lawn, and [oh my goodness!!] I didn’t land in the hospital with a vitamin D IV or whatever the hell they gave her.

    Lindsay, get a life.

  8. skeptical

    Astonishing, isn’t it, that her 90 year old costars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman made it through the heat just fine?

  9. RichPort

    Her firecrotch is creating an El Nino effect on the left coast. It’s also responsible for the outbreak of forest fires in the western US, as well as the rise in cocaine prices in the Northeast. This bitch is a national security issue.

  10. Tits_McGhee

    Yeah, I always heard about how Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and River Phoenix all died of “exhaustion”.

    Mama Cass was a different story. She died a different way, but since Lindsay Cokehan doesn’t eat, I’m sure her fate won’t be choking on a ham sandwich.

  11. Vitim B Shots are NOT for Dehydration, They are usually saved for Malnutrition or Drug use. Dehydration they give you fluids and possibly postassium.

    This is just as much “BS” as when they said she was admitted to a hospital for “Exaustion”.

  12. #58 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Great point

  13. herbiefrog

    we would recommednd some ice cream cake
    or recommned
    or recommend

    there ya go…

    cake :)

  14. the wolf

    How old is this chick, 20? She’s been in the hospital more times in the past six months than I’ve been in my entire life. And I thought I was having a grabber once.

  15. bunnyhugger

    hey, tranny!
    i remember BJ going on vacation, but isn’t two weeks up already?

    but thanks!

    toodles!!!

  16. It’s amazing how I can be so damn hot and so ice cold, both at the same time.

  17. xavierh

    Apparently, the studio ain’t havin’ none of it:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html

  18. frenchy~pinky

    overheated? dehydrated?
    ummm….ecstasy anyone?

    i thought all those “jobs” she was giving on set kept her hydrated. damn!

  19. jennah

    and how come she’s the ONLY one who’s exhausted and dehydrated? there are hundreds of other people on movie sets. she just happened to be the only anorexic drug addict to pass out…uh, OD anyone?

  20. peopleRweird

    LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!!!!!! Any guy who thinks SHE is hot is smoking something that is DEFINATELY NOT TOBACCO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! All that thing people in magazines call a hot(BLECH!!)girl is doing is reading lines and using facial expressions.Ohhhh very hard job she probably doesn’t even have to move around that much.What that whore should do is drink water and stay in the shade after takes and then die.I mean she has assintants it’s not like she can’t request an umbrella or anything

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