Lindsay Lohan is shy

May 24th, 2007 // 78 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a gas station at 4:30am uncharacteristically hiding from the paparazzi and very characteristically not wearing a bra. Although moments later when she got into her car she forgot what she was pretending to do and started posing again. She’s like a child. If she saw an ice cream truck while driving she’d probably jump out of her car to chase after it while shouting, “Gimme gimme!”

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Comments (78)

  1. RLP | May 24, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    First
    ?????????

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  2. bob | May 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    2nd!

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  3. N'Arianne | May 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Wtf is she trying to draw more attention to herself for? She wouldn’t know the word “discreet” if it got naked, painted itself purple and sat down at a piano singing “Discreet is here, discreet is here”. She’d probably just clap and smile. Until I hit her.

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  4. Danner | May 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Whoopy!

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  5. Spindoc | May 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    I didn’t realize they had changed the name of that organism from “Skanky Coke Whore” to…what was it again? Lindsay Lohan? Hmm, I wonder if that is Latin for whatever disease it causes.

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  6. lia | May 24, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    lindsay is sooooooo sexy if i was a guy i’d tap that

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  7. Meg | May 24, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Man, until you see her face, it could be Avril.

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  8. Meg | May 24, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Also, in the second to last picture, she’s being cool and flicking off the camera.

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  9. Austin | May 24, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah!

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  10. BlohansDeviatedSeptum | May 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    They sell blow at gas stations in LA now? Man, I gotta move…

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  11. Fifth Stooge | May 24, 2007 at 1:26 pm
  12. BostonFreak | May 24, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    #6 I’m not even a guy and I would tap that.

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  13. Delfe | May 24, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    She’s uncharacteristically beautiful on those pics (#6-7)

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  14. crewmancross | May 24, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    hrm…starting to pack on some pounds it seems…she’s sporting a nice double chin there and is starting to appear a bit chubby…though that’s not a bad thing for the boobies. She forgot to let her shirt open up more though…pretty conservative.

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  15. adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    #13- yeah, because she might have actually gotten some sleep the whole 2 days before the pictures were taken. You know, you have to get your beauty sleep after a weekend of banging and getting banged.

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  16. Fifth Stooge | May 24, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    #13- She looks more uncharacteristically beautiful in pics 2,3,4 & 5.

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  17. StarzGoneBad | May 24, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    I can’t vouch for their authenticity, but supposedly these are pics from Lindsay’s roll-around-the-lobby-pantiless night…

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  18. Leslie | May 24, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Did anyone happen to see her tiny little brown butterfly clip on her left belt loop? Ok so when did those come back in style?

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  19. BostonFreak | May 24, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    Is that her strapless bra on the dashboard?

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  20. BlohansDeviatedSeptum | May 24, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Sorry I forgot to include “Twatwaffle” in my post. it won’t happen again

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  21. Bern | May 24, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I like her. She reminds me of the drugged out college chicks with whom I went to school in New Orleans. No brain and likes to party. DOn’t respect them, but they are damn fun.

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  22. bungoone | May 24, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    8, i think that she’s giving her stupid “signature” peace sign.

    17, i don’t think this is from that night she rolled around in the lobby. She was in NYC for that little incident. Why would she have her car in NYC? Yes, it could be a rental, but usually they get car service for when they travel.

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  23. Wicked Wendy | May 24, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Coulda been me when I was her age…:)
    BEST days of my life….*sigh*

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  24. RockinRachel | May 24, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    #17 – cool site! Does your comment section require registration (so no trolling)?

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  25. helistar | May 24, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    I say we all get together and gang bang this whore.. all holes filled with hard cock

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  26. iamsosmart | May 24, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Her double chin makes me vomit.

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  27. captain obvious | May 24, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Jeez, I just don’t get it. What do people find so attractive abt this chic??? She’s nasty imo. Whether she was clean and sober or drugging it up, she’s just not an attractive girl to me. I just don’t get it! Didn’t think double chins and an abundance of orange freckles was hot. Or being 20 years old but looking 40. She’s about as sexy as Danny Bounadouchebag. And all those stupid poses and peace signs; she looks so stupid and full of herself.

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  28. innerdrama.com | May 24, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    atleast shes looking a little filled out again. no more “skeletal crack whore” look but alcohol abuse does that to you :D

    http://www.innerdrama.com

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  29. Bern | May 24, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    #17 — Awesome pic. I want to party with that chick, too.

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  30. iamsosmart | May 24, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    She has the attention span of a… nope I can’t think of anything pathetic enough, this girl’s stupidity is unparallelled in the universe.

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  31. DahliaRose | May 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    It is so obvious that she is stealing a bottle of Champagne by hiding it in her jacket in front of her face.

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  32. MissPMS | May 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Everytime I see her I think of a nasty twat that goes to my school who acts just like her. Hahaha. Both of them are worthless and pathetic. Fuckin’ attention whores.

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  33. veggi | May 24, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    I am not clicking on any links anymore. I’M NOT GOING TO DO IT!

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  34. Josh_Lavarn | May 24, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Damn, her liver spots look so fyne!

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  35. lickmybutt | May 24, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    god damnit… will someone just lick my butt already?!?!?!

    GEEEZUS!

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  36. Cho Seung-Hui | May 24, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Here’s my knock-knock joke:

    Knock Knock.

    “Who’s there?”

    *BANG*

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  37. john | May 24, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Is that duct tape shes using as a thumb bandage? I knew she was class, but damn that’s CLASS.

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  38. adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    #16 man…the roar that just came out of my mouth!!! I’m at work and they think I’ve had another 3 martini lunch! That’s funny! hee hee…..

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  39. Pirhan | May 24, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Those pants are hot!

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  40. herbiefrog | May 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    re: …07.jpg

    you’re never alone with a strand : )

    whenever… whatever… errr ?

    …what ?

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  41. polypam | May 24, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    I love how she is trying to squeeze into pants that are too small for her…check out those ill-fitting lines around the crotch area. Just wait until her 21 year old metabolism slows down over the next few years. The fashion disasters will be ENDLESS!

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  42. anna | May 24, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    fuck you too

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  43. wedgeone | May 24, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    #3 – Surprisingly, your post would have been an ample substitute for whatever the Fish writes in his posts. You two have the same high school Engish teacher?

    #9 & 17 – the only acceptable reason for posting the pic in your URL is to say “Look at how much cum this bitch drank tonight!” Then it would be impressive.

    #25 – How would that differ from any other night Lindsay has had in the last three years?

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  44. Yes and No | May 24, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    i’m so confused.

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  45. homage to the eggman | May 24, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    puker up

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  46. m | May 24, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Nice double chin! Alcohol makes you bloated!!!

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  47. Chauncey Gardner | May 24, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    I love that she can’t even go to a a fucking minimart without someone jamming a camera into her spotty shitface. I mean, I really, really LOVE it. It’s better than eating a white chocolate chunk cookie and cockblasting a young Paulina Porizkova at the same time. And I know, ’cause I fucking did that.

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  48. BarbadoSlim | May 24, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Got BLOW!!?!?!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    You’re GONNA DIE

    whore

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  49. bubblee | May 24, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    this is guy is seriously obsessed with lindsay and britney. you obviously have to have some sort of love for them becoz everyday you write how ugly and pathetic they are. get over it! its not entertaining anymore..its just laim

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  50. You Suck | May 24, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    No kidding. This site is getting boring.

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