Lindsay Lohan is really serious about her music

September 6th, 2006 // 39 Comments
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Comments (39)

  1. HolisticWisdomcom | September 6, 2006 at 8:31 am

    That reminds me of a picture I took of my little brother trying to be cool… he was ten. Good grief.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  2. Jayvee | September 6, 2006 at 8:31 am

    She looks like a German pornstar.

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  3. Solo | September 6, 2006 at 8:31 am

    Guess all the ass grabbing boobs fondling makes you imagine stuff like the ability to sing huh ?

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  4. tripmaster | September 6, 2006 at 8:31 am

    What’s amazing is that if people like her and Paris had to actually write their own music, they might not think taking the occasional crap on a treble clef was the artistic process.

    Did I just refer to Paris Hilton and Hohan as people? :shudder:

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  5. CelebSlam.com | September 6, 2006 at 8:32 am

    Lindsay Lohan should do a duet with K-Fed

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  6. combustion8 | September 6, 2006 at 8:33 am

    I wish I could punch her in real life, oh well I guess my genitals will have to do… for now.

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  7. Devil Is Chrome | September 6, 2006 at 8:35 am

    As a female musician, I am highly offended by the second picture.

    She

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  8. htherlee | September 6, 2006 at 8:35 am

    I’m surprised she’s not in a bikini.

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  9. Angry Ferret Jones | September 6, 2006 at 8:37 am

    Two word that should never be in the same sentence together: ‘Lohan’ and ‘Music.’

    I hate these wanna-be musicians. Check out my hook while the DJ revolves it: http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/08/chinese-food-makes-me-sick_21.html

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  10. dupababy | September 6, 2006 at 8:37 am

    and she’s really serious about her breast health too!!!
    http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html

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  11. Oh Really Now? | September 6, 2006 at 8:39 am

    I…..don’t get it. What is wrong with this girl? She looked more like a “rock star” when she was in Freaky Friday.

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  12. Soar101 | September 6, 2006 at 8:40 am

    P’shah. Who uses a corded microphone anymore?

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  13. memememe | September 6, 2006 at 8:43 am

    That’s just a really old photoshoot.

    That was by far the least funny thing I’ve seen here.

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  14. Dina Giolitto | September 6, 2006 at 8:45 am

    What’s she singing? Wild About Harry?

    (oh god I crack me up)

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  15. roflynsolo | September 6, 2006 at 8:50 am

    Lindsay looks better when she covers most of her skin up. She looks like she doesn’t bathe when she is uncovered.

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  16. chubbs | September 6, 2006 at 8:56 am

    what no 2 piece bathing suit? she looks out of place without the freckle skin showing

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  17. jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 8:57 am

    I wish she would have leaned back and fallen out of that window. and then after she landed safely on top of a hedge, the guitar would have fallen out of the same window and impaled her.

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  18. RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 9:08 am

    She’s still alive? I could have sworn I heard she got shot filming the new Booby Kennedy movie, not because it’s historically accurate, just because someone thought it would be funny. Her freckles look like blood splatter from a murder scene anyway, so it would be appropiate.

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  19. Italian Stallion | September 6, 2006 at 9:12 am

    Lindsay and Paris should do an album together. I would actually buy a couple thousand. I hear it’s gonna be a cold winter, and I need something to burn……….

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  20. perfect_stain | September 6, 2006 at 10:01 am

    To the poster of #7 (Devil is Chrome), I don’t think anyone said it better than Kurt Cobain regarding the quality of guitars/amps, etc, “Junk is best.”
    I always thought it was the person playing the guitar, not the guitar playing the person. That being said, Lohan should stick to bad teen movies until she is too smoked out to do so. Music should be left to, um, musicians. Yeah.

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  21. Spindoc | September 6, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Her CD’s didn’t sell, and her record company was indicted for a payola scheme that involved paying DJ’s to spin her songs to get them listed in the top ten, even though they were’n't selling…yeah, she’s a musician.

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  22. UNWASHEDMASSES | September 6, 2006 at 10:52 am

    I hear she’s really adept at playing the skin flute. And her current boyfriend is schooling her in rusty trombone.

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  23. Devil Is Chrome | September 6, 2006 at 10:57 am

    #20) Kurt Cobain didn’t know sh*t either.

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  24. JohnniePolo | September 6, 2006 at 11:22 am

    #23) Kurt Cobain didn’t know sh*t either.

    He knows what shotgun shells taste like.

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  25. RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 11:28 am

    #24 – Yea, but only for like a split second.

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  26. LaLohan | September 6, 2006 at 11:33 am

    Her music is quite amazing actually.

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  27. jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 11:44 am

    26–by “amazing” you do mean as in you can’t believe how much it sounds like an alley cat in heat? Amazing as in “I’ve never heard anything so stark-raving bad before in my life?”

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  28. LaLohan | September 6, 2006 at 11:56 am

    Nope, amazing as in, “this is some of the best music ever created”. Yup…that’s what I mean.

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  29. jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    Oh. Well then, I find you amazing. As in, I’ve-never-heard-anything-so-fucking- ridiculous-and-unbelievable-in-my-whole-life-I-think-you-need-to-get-your-hearing-checked amazing.

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  30. commissioner | September 6, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    Did I really read “her music is quite amazing”, or do I need to get that MRI of my noggin done sooner?

    Did someone really say that? Really? I’m so confused.

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  31. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | September 6, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Look at that chest! UGH! Fuckin’ freckles are so fuckin’ unatractive! This broad is by FAR the UGLIEST of all the teeny-bopper stars. I’d take flat-ass Amanda Bynes or totally vertical-bodied Hilary Duff any day. Even though I might feel like a dirty child molestor afterwards for their lack of womanly features.

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  32. Dory | September 6, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    I’m also a female musician and I agree with #20… Why do you have to have a big name guitar to be able to look good or play well. One of my guitars is a great Yamaha with a great clean sound and with a good set of strings on it it sounds fantastic.

    Kurt Kobain obviously knew more than shit, what highly popular band are you in??? None?? What a surprise well then he obviously knew more than you didn’t he!

    And Lastly Devil is Chrome how can you possibly be emabarrassed it’s obvious in any picture when the person can play by the way they hold the guitar otherwise its easy to see they are faking and just making a fool of themselves not real musicians.

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  33. PacificLight | September 7, 2006 at 1:31 am

    Hey I know that chord… it’s called not a fucking chord on open e.

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  34. its me | September 7, 2006 at 6:04 am

    Oh my god.

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  35. EazyE | September 7, 2006 at 6:36 am

    Where did she shop for that outfit, Maurices?

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  36. perfect_stain | September 7, 2006 at 11:19 am

    (#23) I guess I’m just not a brand-whore. It’s like saying that a person’s painting is beautiful, then asking what brand of paintbrushes they use as if it had anything to do with their intrinsic talent. I’m not defending Hohan, I’m stating a musical fact.
    Kurt used anything from Univox (they don’t make them anymore) to Mosrite guitars, both of which you might not have heard of. Who knows.
    I feel that Kurt did know alot, and it makes you seem like you have something against him that’s personal when you make fun of him. I mean he’s dead (12 years now) and you seem to think it’s funny. I’m sorry you’re so cynical to the worth of a human life, or a death. To those of you who think suicide is funny, I’m sure the world has plenty of pity for you. I know I do.

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  37. missmaiden | September 7, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    um. sg’s rule.

    she shouldn’t worry about her music career while her fat ass is expanding at this exponential rate. oh my god, she’s a heffer. Really, she shouldn’t swallow. Everyone knows Harry’s love juice is fattening. Jesus Lohan, go on a friggin diet, you’re putting Britney to shame.

    fatass.

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  38. Fatty_McButterpants | September 15, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    #20 – As a musician for 20 something years I can attest that, “Junk”, is not best. It’s just affordable when your buying Heroine in Seattle. :D

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  39. HollywoodSnark | April 11, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    yeah, sure she’s serious….people need to stop paying her…

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