Lindsay Lohan is really serious about her music

That reminds me of a picture I took of my little brother trying to be cool… he was ten. Good grief.

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She looks like a German pornstar.

Guess all the ass grabbing boobs fondling makes you imagine stuff like the ability to sing huh ?

What’s amazing is that if people like her and Paris had to actually write their own music, they might not think taking the occasional crap on a treble clef was the artistic process.

Did I just refer to Paris Hilton and Hohan as people? :shudder:

Lindsay Lohan should do a duet with K-Fed

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I wish I could punch her in real life, oh well I guess my genitals will have to do… for now.

As a female musician, I am highly offended by the second picture.

She

I’m surprised she’s not in a bikini.

Two word that should never be in the same sentence together: ‘Lohan’ and ‘Music.’

I hate these wanna-be musicians. Check out my hook while the DJ revolves it: http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/08/chinese-food-makes-me-sick_21.html

and she’s really serious about her breast health too!!!
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html

I…..don’t get it. What is wrong with this girl? She looked more like a “rock star” when she was in Freaky Friday.

P’shah. Who uses a corded microphone anymore?

That’s just a really old photoshoot.

That was by far the least funny thing I’ve seen here.

What’s she singing? Wild About Harry?

(oh god I crack me up)

Lindsay looks better when she covers most of her skin up. She looks like she doesn’t bathe when she is uncovered.

what no 2 piece bathing suit? she looks out of place without the freckle skin showing

I wish she would have leaned back and fallen out of that window. and then after she landed safely on top of a hedge, the guitar would have fallen out of the same window and impaled her.

She’s still alive? I could have sworn I heard she got shot filming the new Booby Kennedy movie, not because it’s historically accurate, just because someone thought it would be funny. Her freckles look like blood splatter from a murder scene anyway, so it would be appropiate.

Lindsay and Paris should do an album together. I would actually buy a couple thousand. I hear it’s gonna be a cold winter, and I need something to burn……….

To the poster of #7 (Devil is Chrome), I don’t think anyone said it better than Kurt Cobain regarding the quality of guitars/amps, etc, “Junk is best.”
I always thought it was the person playing the guitar, not the guitar playing the person. That being said, Lohan should stick to bad teen movies until she is too smoked out to do so. Music should be left to, um, musicians. Yeah.

Her CD’s didn’t sell, and her record company was indicted for a payola scheme that involved paying DJ’s to spin her songs to get them listed in the top ten, even though they were’n't selling…yeah, she’s a musician.

I hear she’s really adept at playing the skin flute. And her current boyfriend is schooling her in rusty trombone.

#20) Kurt Cobain didn’t know sh*t either.

#23) Kurt Cobain didn’t know sh*t either.

He knows what shotgun shells taste like.

#24 – Yea, but only for like a split second.

Her music is quite amazing actually.

26–by “amazing” you do mean as in you can’t believe how much it sounds like an alley cat in heat? Amazing as in “I’ve never heard anything so stark-raving bad before in my life?”

Nope, amazing as in, “this is some of the best music ever created”. Yup…that’s what I mean.

Oh. Well then, I find you amazing. As in, I’ve-never-heard-anything-so-fucking- ridiculous-and-unbelievable-in-my-whole-life-I-think-you-need-to-get-your-hearing-checked amazing.

Did I really read “her music is quite amazing”, or do I need to get that MRI of my noggin done sooner?

Did someone really say that? Really? I’m so confused.

Look at that chest! UGH! Fuckin’ freckles are so fuckin’ unatractive! This broad is by FAR the UGLIEST of all the teeny-bopper stars. I’d take flat-ass Amanda Bynes or totally vertical-bodied Hilary Duff any day. Even though I might feel like a dirty child molestor afterwards for their lack of womanly features.

I’m also a female musician and I agree with #20… Why do you have to have a big name guitar to be able to look good or play well. One of my guitars is a great Yamaha with a great clean sound and with a good set of strings on it it sounds fantastic.

Kurt Kobain obviously knew more than shit, what highly popular band are you in??? None?? What a surprise well then he obviously knew more than you didn’t he!

And Lastly Devil is Chrome how can you possibly be emabarrassed it’s obvious in any picture when the person can play by the way they hold the guitar otherwise its easy to see they are faking and just making a fool of themselves not real musicians.

Hey I know that chord… it’s called not a fucking chord on open e.

Oh my god.

Where did she shop for that outfit, Maurices?

(#23) I guess I’m just not a brand-whore. It’s like saying that a person’s painting is beautiful, then asking what brand of paintbrushes they use as if it had anything to do with their intrinsic talent. I’m not defending Hohan, I’m stating a musical fact.
Kurt used anything from Univox (they don’t make them anymore) to Mosrite guitars, both of which you might not have heard of. Who knows.
I feel that Kurt did know alot, and it makes you seem like you have something against him that’s personal when you make fun of him. I mean he’s dead (12 years now) and you seem to think it’s funny. I’m sorry you’re so cynical to the worth of a human life, or a death. To those of you who think suicide is funny, I’m sure the world has plenty of pity for you. I know I do.

um. sg’s rule.

she shouldn’t worry about her music career while her fat ass is expanding at this exponential rate. oh my god, she’s a heffer. Really, she shouldn’t swallow. Everyone knows Harry’s love juice is fattening. Jesus Lohan, go on a friggin diet, you’re putting Britney to shame.

fatass.

#20 – As a musician for 20 something years I can attest that, “Junk”, is not best. It’s just affordable when your buying Heroine in Seattle. :D

yeah, sure she’s serious….people need to stop paying her…