Some people close to Lindsay Lohan are coming forward and claiming she’s innocent of, well, basically everything. Lindsay’s uncle says that her former assistant Tarin Graham’s mom almost got into a fist fight with Lindsay, and that Lindsay wasn’t even driving the car that was chasing them.
“She [Lindsay] may well have not been driving the car. This girl and her mother are letting Lindsay take the fall, but hopefully the truth will come out! That would get rid of most of the charges.”
Not only that, another family insider Gina Glickman says the former assistant’s mom didn’t even know who was chasing her and that it could’ve been the paparazzi she called the cops on. And the cocaine in Lindsay’s pocket? Well it wasn’t hers because she was wearing somebody else’s pants. Seriously. This is what she’s claiming. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure if you go to court with that defense the judge is legally allowed to laugh in your face and have you put down. She might as well go to court and claim her evil twin sister did it.
But they really aren’t my cigarettes, Mom. Jan’s just mad that I grabbed Marsha’s ass and not hers. Fucking bitch!
I see court ordered rehab time for her but no jail – unless she goes wonky again before all this is settled and everybody knows thats a possibility.
i am sooo tired of people in the ‘biz’ saying how this skank is so talented. what the fuck are they talking about? you mean her amazing performances in the parent trap? how about the herbie movie?
LL is nothing but a spoiled/arrogant/vaccus/talentless piece of shit. and yes, i am part of the problem. commenting about her will only perpetuate this waste of air longer.
I don’t care if she gets out of this trouble. The dumb cunt will screw up again. She will be in jail before the age of 25 from this arrest or the next or the one after that and so on.
That’s the best excuse so far this year… “Those weren’t even my pants!”
I can’t wait to see Alberto Gonzales try this one against Congress. (He’s tried just about everything else.)
She’s in the mess she’s in because no one around her has ever faced the truth as to her behavior. When she got that smackdown for her conduct during Georgia Rule – and when did you ever see a public reprimand that before to an actor? try never – it was ignored and ridiculed by her mother. It’s always someone else’s fault with this bunch. The more they try to excuse it , the more her fan base erodes.
Wow, this may well be the most agreeable set of comments about Lohan ever posted on the Fish. Which means you all suck ass.
Boobs are so AWESOME. :^P
You don’t get arrested for DUI if you were not driving. That would be like the cops showing up at my house and arresting me because they heard I was drinking and driving. I think she got all hopped up on coke went off on her assistant, her assistant had to call her mom in the middle of the night for a ride, then Lindsay chased them like the crazy bitch that she is. Wouldn’t she be last person you ask to hold your coke? I have some really good coke and I want to keep it safe, I know I will ask LL to hold it she hates coke.
I don’t think there’s a sticky situation in the world that a person shouldn’t be able to get out of by saying these magic words, “But these aren’t my pants.” That phrase should now be considered the new Get Out of Jail Free card.
Since she had a DUI from Memorial Day, wasn’t her license automatically suspended? No wonder they want to get her out from behind the wheel! What do you want to bet the whole camp is now busy blaming Paris for ruining future jail time for Lindsay?
Louie Anderson used the “not my pants” line in his stand up routine when making fun of the show Cops. It is usually a good sign when your defense is a comedy act.
Lindsay, if you’re listening – as your friend and legal counsel, the best defense you can make at this point is either:
a) You convince the court that you and Jamie Lee Curtis switched bodies, a la FREAKY FRIDAY, and the coke was HERS.
or
b) The cocaine in your pocket belonged to your identical twin sister from THE PARENT TRAP remake.
I will be in my office for the rest of the day; let me know how you wish to proceed.
And, on a side note, Lindsay – please stop calling my house at 3AM asking if you can suck my cock. It would be safer for me to dip it in a Quisinart full of dog slobber and cobra fangs and press “start”.
@35 – Unbelievably yes, I was holding it for someone else. It’s really not mine, seriously. And the dress magically appeared on my body… in fact I may not even BE wearing a dress, it’s all an illusion.
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE !!!!!
I honestly don’t know what to write about this “thing” anymore. by “thing” I mean that I don’t think this girl is even human. Does she actually believe that we are going to buy that shit? I always knew that her Mother was a retarded cum dumpster, but Dina, seriously. Do you think you are THAT brilliant that you can tell the public garbage like this and we will buy it? Now I know why you never had a career and basically turned into a baby factory for some alchoholic neanderthal, and now I know why. You, Dina, are too fucking stupid to handle somebody elses career, let alone your own. This is why you are a failure and all of your children will eventually hate you for the lying pimp that you are.
On a positive note…this could all makes for a great Lifetime movie…
Partying, drinking, and drugs….in and out of drug rehab…in and out of jail…..
a young celebrity turned criminal….
LiLo stars as herself in “I know who killed my career.”
63–HAHAHAAHA!!! nice.
There goes all the sympathy (yeah, I don’t get that either, but according to “The View”, they were saying that people felt badly for her and really hoped she would get well…I don’t know who the View ladies were talking to because everywhere I’ve read, people are hoping for the electric chair).
Throw her in Jail, She is a spoiled brat she has been since she was a little kid. I heard she lost her virginity in the movie Parent Trap to Dennis Quaid
Hey Brock you are so right and I am a girl …although I would like to cover up her face with a bag and suffocate her as I watch my boyfriend jerk off on her tits… By the way I love your blog Brock.
OMG… I so hope court TV carries this trial, because I can’t wait to here a defense lawyer argue reasonable doubt on the ” they were not my pants” defense. *****twisting handle bar mustache and laughing uncontrolably” !!!
I think a better defense would be…..
my evil Parent Trap twin, escaped from Area 51, where the how was banging Jim Morrison and Elvis and eating twinkies until the great dane next door told her to frame the Real Lindsey !!!
The dilated pupils in her mug shots say otherwise – her pants or not, she was doing the coke.
Blohan is innocent, alright. Innocent of possessing remorse, shame, and maturity, but most of all, she’s innocent of possessing a sence of REALITY.
Lindsay don’t tilt your little skank head too far to the side… or your tinee winee brain will fall out your ear. STOOPIT!
who is this busted ass coke whore? she has really nice tit implants. yeah i like the gap between them and they are saggy.
I’m still supporting this hottie. If she ever wants to make movies again and be on the big screen, she’s gotta show the producers she still has fans. My order is in. http://www.lindsaylohanshirts.com
Legally, I think Lindsay is sitting pretty. In neither of the DUI charges does it appear the police caught her driving, which means the prosecution starts off in a huge whole. The coke charge seems like the only thing she’s sure to go down on, but that’s a penny ante charge that will net her nothing but mandatory drug propaganda classes (annoying, but hardly that serious in the grand scheme of things).
how lame, that assistant runs away like a pussy with her mommy… what if lindsay threw on pants as soon as possible that were not even hers that had coke in it like probably half of all people in l.a. and she was unlucky. i heard the pussy mom was driving lindsays car too.. who wouldnt run after their own car, the assistant should be arrested for grand theft auto. If you cant handle l.a. she shouldnt be out with lindsay, go back to middle america and get fat eating ice cream while watching E!
Lindsay wouldn’t get drunk and chase someone with her car, only a messed up bitch would do that! It’s dangerous and she could run off the road and leave the scene of the accident or something. I don’t think the paparazzi were involved because they would be too busy chasing Lindsay. What’s that? Oh, Lindsay just happened to be in the same parking lot at that time, and the police harassed her for no reason at all. That’s reasonable, LA is a very small town. And just last week I, myself, left a party and inadvertently put on someone else’s pants on the way out. But all i found in the pocket was a used tissue. Face the facts – spontaneous drunkenness is a reality. People are stopped all the time and found to be drunk when they haven’t been drinking. Someone should investigate this.
Yea, they’re putting coke in the pockets of designer jeans these days as a free gift with purchase. Lindsay just didn’t know. Poor thing.
In America…we R guilty until proven innocent…
mark and remember????????
Lindsey is a guilty as it gets! Her uncle and father need to just shut up!
She should just use the Chewbacca Defense. Gets you off everytime.
we’re still innocent…
why wouldnt we be ?
…apparently
…we’re a celebrity
so your rules dont apply to us
Nice jugs, no brain.