Some people close to Lindsay Lohan are coming forward and claiming she’s innocent of, well, basically everything. Lindsay’s uncle says that her former assistant Tarin Graham’s mom almost got into a fist fight with Lindsay, and that Lindsay wasn’t even driving the car that was chasing them.
“She [Lindsay] may well have not been driving the car. This girl and her mother are letting Lindsay take the fall, but hopefully the truth will come out! That would get rid of most of the charges.”
Not only that, another family insider Gina Glickman says the former assistant’s mom didn’t even know who was chasing her and that it could’ve been the paparazzi she called the cops on. And the cocaine in Lindsay’s pocket? Well it wasn’t hers because she was wearing somebody else’s pants. Seriously. This is what she’s claiming. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure if you go to court with that defense the judge is legally allowed to laugh in your face and have you put down. She might as well go to court and claim her evil twin sister did it.
Her breasts are as large as that child’s head.
lindsay is perfect…
for me to poop on!
Ha!
The left one is, anyway…
Actually.. Id rather pee on her. DRIP DRIP DRIP…(dave chappelle)
Wouldn’t it be funny if she ended up with the same judge Paris had? What are the odds on that actually?
OJ said the knife wasn’t his and he was wearing someone else’s pants too!
Oh please let her get Judge Sauer, it would be wonderful if she was locked up, or put down – that would rule, although why didn’t he put Parisite down?
#2 i am SO with you!!!
Rob – July 26, 2007 11:21 AM
Wouldn’t it be funny if she ended up with the same judge Paris had? What are the odds on that actually?
dude, totally!!!!!!
I am hearing God tell me to pardon Miss Lohan. I always do what God tells me. God also tells me that Lindsay will thank me in an oral sort of way. Lindsay believes in God right?
I have a bridge for sale for anyone that believe the stories that are coming out of Loblows camp!!!
Am I the only one that thinks it might not have been such a bad thing if Mrs. Graham did lay a beating on LL?
“Oh, brother, there goes me bread and butter.” – Dina Lohan
Grasp at straws much? These turds actually sit around and concoct stories like cocktails (much like the tequila sunrise I made at home last night; yummm!)
Children should be kept away from this fiend.
Oh look, a new post!
Yep that happened to me once, I got pulled over driving around drunk with coke in my pants, but it wasn’t me driving, the car was on cruise control and I was in the back seat, and I forgot to check the pockets of the homeless skank who I stole the pants from, so basically I just got community service for the stealing of the pants
Hey FRIST! Do you have any coke in your pants now? I could use a line. How are you doing????
…i wonder what the chances are that she really WASN’T driving? can the police determine such things on heresay? also…who were the guys in the car with her? haven’t heard a word about them… they would be the interview i would persue. and are they partly responsible for allowing a crime to take place. any lawyers in the house?
Hey – why don’t you focus on something that actually means something and make a difference.
For those of you who think everyone is “overreacting” to the Michael Vick situation, just remember that everyone from Jesus to Ghandi to the Torah to Martin Luther Kind Jr addressed how important it is to treat all living things with respect. As Ghandi said “”The moral progress of a nation can be judged by the way it treats its animals”. So don’t take this too lightly. Abuse is abuse, and often times those who abuse animals end up abusing human beings as well. Treat this as a red flag. Professionals who make millions of dollars and are in the public eye need to be held to the highest standards, as people worship them and do what they do. Make the statement that football players are not above the law in ANY cruelty situation: http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/afalcons_vick_2
What a complete pussy!!! This batch of celebs (portrayed on superfish) are such wimpy pussys! Parrasite herp girl carrying on like she got 10 years in the pokey, Loho lying thru her teeth which is so obvious to everyone it only makes her look like a loser, she will get off with NO jail time and a slap on the wrist but she still makes herself look as bad as that bigfoot herp infested hilton whore by not owning your fuck up and taking the punishment.
BTW, does a Tequila Sunrise take a Maraschino cherry?
BTW II – Who is more likely to lie; Lindsay Lohan or her assistant and her mom, two regular people? What do they have to gain? Extortion is against the law, much like driving drunk (which NOBODY from that camp seems to be mentioning) and carrying other folks’ coke. If I was carrying someone else’s coke, well, it would be mine, cuz I’d Hoover it. (vacuuuuuuum!)
Why would a zillionaire like LL wear anyone’s pants? Ding Dong the bitch is fucked (I hope)
isnt that what Austin Powers said about his penis enlarger “its not mine!”
Those tits aren’t innocent. I don’t care what this girl does, she’ll be bangable for quite some time.
See, I always check the pockets of other peoples’ pants I wear just so that sort of thing won’t happen to me.
Stupid whore.
Why try to get out of this? Market yourself as a flippant, attention craving, cum dripping coke whore.
What I want to hear from Lohan’s camp: “Lindsy would like the world to know that that if she woulda got hold of that old bitch, she’da smacked the fool outta her. Fuck the police–she wants her coke back. On top of that, she stole the pants off Mike Tyson and told him to go fuck his momma, after, of course, sucking him off (twice). The coke was hers, and it was all that was left after pile-driving 3 oz. earlier that night. Further, the alcohol test results were incorrect. She had at least twice that in her system . . . AND SHE COULD STILL DRIVE. World, fuck off.”
She really is a stupid dumb ass.
Nice rack though…
All the easier to use it up and kick it to the curb.(Check pockets first)
@20, are you saying that LL’s assistant and her mom are two regular people? The girl was LL’s assistant, and her mom allowed her to be LL’s assistant. No fucking way are they “regular people”! You’ve gotta be a little fucked to be her assistant. And damn right they have something to gain from lying about this. You think anyone would even know the name Tarin Graham if not for this. And think of the possible law suit for mental anguish from this trying event.
They’re all fucked up.
awe, man…why did they change the pic already? i wasn’t finished jerking off to the first one yet. oh, and #18…what story are YOU reading cuz your comment has nothing to do with this one.
What a f’n train wrech LiLo has turned out to be. Someone needs to get a firm grasp on her shoulders and shake some sense into her. Rehab isn’t going to help her. She needs a good dose of reality. Hopefully she’ll enjoy jail. If they don’t send her for the DUI, the possession will get her.
OMG! I just looked down and I’m wearing my wifes dress…. damnit I hate when that happens. And somehow I have a tampon stuffed up my ass too…..
Yes, perfectly plausible explanations.
Did you know that the moon is made of green cheese?
i heard tarin graham is getting her own reality show…confessions of a coke whore.
Soon she will say she was simply researching for a movie role in which she plays the part of a strung-out junkie in denial who accepts the blame for nothing she does whilst aging rapidly and not wearing underpants.
who’s Lindsey Lohan?
#26 ShutUp – Ya got a point there. I used the term “regular people” because I could allow myself to say nobodies, because that would make LL a somebody, and that’s somebody I don’t want to emulate.
Hmmmm, but the Tarin Graham name being mentioned is genius. You’re right! The lawsuit is also genius.
If I were Lohan, I’d own up to everything, take my lickings and get back to work. I wouldn’t fuck with my paycheck like she’s doing. She’s what other people call N-word rich (I hate that expression). Now that horrible red-headed douchebag is gong to write a book (which means someone else is going to write it).
#29…was it someone else’s tampon too…lol.
#33 – Still laughing out loud !!!!!!!!!
Lindsay makes me sad, because while she is responsible for her actions, she’s not to blame for her overall situation. That would be her over-zealous stage mother/wannabe and the fact that the media at large keeps rewarding bad behavior with more and more coverage/publicity/attention.
If this were 10 years ago Lindsay would have had a nice career and a fairly nomal life. I mean compare the teen stars of the late 90′s like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Neve Campbell with the skanks we have now like Lindsay, Paris and Nicole Richie.
Some are born to skankhood whilst others have skankhood thrust upon them
Someone else’s pants? Good grief.
“She [Lindsay] may well have not been driving the car. ”
wtc kind of statement is that? she may well have not been driving? she was or she wasn’t! Oh, right, these people weren’t there so they don’t know. I can’t imagine that they would charge her with a DUI if she wasn’t driving.
Now for the drugs in the pocket – so you’re telling me she was wearing someone else’s dirty jeans? what?!! Possession is possession. Whether the drugs were hers is not a factor. They were on her person. I can see how these people are all related to Lindsey because they’re all a bunch of fucktards
Someone else’s coke? Please. That is the oldest (not to mention lamest) excuse. When I was thirteen my mom found some cigarettes in my coat pocket and I told her they weren’t mine — I was just holding them for a friend. 14 years later, I realize that every adolescent / teenager thinks that is a completely plausible cover-up. Shit, my dad probably told his dad that the electric kool-aid wasn’t his, he was just holding it for somebody. And my grandmother probably told her momma that hooch wasn’t hers, but some bootleggers dropped while running from the t-men and she was just holding it.
Wow.
Her whole family is on coke.
Hit the pipe again, nutjob.
are those freckles or is that cocaine rash?
and why does she look like she’s 42?
I know for a fact that this woman drugged Lindsay, put Lindsay in her SUV, and then hitched Lindsay’s SUV to her own and drove around at high speeds just so she could call the police and have Lindsay arrested. She also put the cocaine in Lindsay’s pocket for the police to find.
FREE LINDSAY!
SHE WAS FRAMED!
What are the PETA geeks doing here?
#10 is my favorite comment…the thought probably has crossed his mind
i wonder who blew the .18…..
#47…i think it was a .12 – .13 but it doesn’t much matter…
LILo, it was my coke. I slipped it into your pocket while you were sucking my cock in that gas station bath room. Please drop the coke in the mail to me along with the fifty dollars you promised me for the throat yogurt I pumped into you. Thanks.
As for the denial, she’s only saying what her lawyer told her say. Damage control. Regardless, she is fucked. She’ll be doing 6 months at least.