In the shocker of all shockers, Lindsay Lohan claims she’s innocent and that the cocaine found in her pocket wasn’t hers. She was asked by Access Hollywood if there was anything she wanted to get out there about her arrest and she responded via email:
“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”
To be fair, I carry around other people’s cocaine in my pockets all the time. Sometimes I even carry it around in my nose. That’s true friendship, man. You wouldn’t even understand. Besides, she was pulled over drunk and driving and carrying drugs in her pocket. The only way she could be any less innocent is if she was also carrying a knife with a severed head attached to it.
Does Lindsay think everyone is as stupid as she is ?
she just fired her assistant
didn’t she ?
who else prepares her clothing?
worth a shot babe : ))
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…ACTUALLY…
we were just informed that is what happened
her recently fired assistant
planted stuff
in her shorts
p.s. feel free to plant whatever you want in our shorts : ))
“It’s not mine, I was holding it for a friend” That excuse is so old it’s cliche. Does she think anyone would actually believe that?
to be honest…
the problem is the bush govt phoney war on drugs…
…what’s wrong with doing a little alcohol and coke ?
…who decided that it was wrong ?
maybe one day they will say breathing is wrong
get some perspective guys
stop accepting everything
that you’re told
Whatever you fucking republican fucks. partying is cool and frankly let her kill herself with drugs and alcohol if she wants too. truth is that god gave us free will..and that means the freewill to get fucked up too!!!
use up all available resources cause the lord is coming!!!
go lindsey. i love you girl!
herbiefrog, may no one you love ever get in the way of a coked up drunk behind the wheel of a car. Then you can tell us that it’s just the same as breathing, you dumbass. Your perspective is for shit.
Lindsay’s using “my assistant’s mother almost slapped me” defense against her drunk driving charges? That’s a brilliant maneuver by the best legal team money can buy, no doubt!
“I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy” = “I need more time to come up with a better excuse than the fucked up one I just gave you.”
“I dint do it. I DINT. Mommy, she tried to hit me. There. Thank you for feeling sorry for me because I DINT DO IT” OMG – Blohan is forever stuck with an 8-yr-old brain! Which completely trumps any boob job on the planet.
people ALWAYS put cocaine in my pocket randomly…i totally understand where she’s coming from.
ha. ha.
White people suck. I hate them. Except Hitler. He killed white people. He is cool.
Lindsay Lohan,, what really happened last night
so..i know everyone thinks lindsay lohan is back on drugs..but its not like that at all..let me explain,
i woke up to my cousin cody kennedy (corys sister) calling my cellphone..
she told me lindsay got caught with HER 3 grams of coke..
and that lindsays assistant Jenni quit and that jennis mom was coming to pick jenni up to go to the police station and tell on lindsay for drinking.
lindsay was on her way to court ordered rehab tomorrow so last night/this morning was her last party night
lindsay was drunk and not thinking when she got into her car..
all she knew was that if she got there first she could stop them from telling on her but jennis mum, mrs muro, called the cops on lindsay as soon as they saw her “chasing” behind her..
she was set up by her own “friend” for drinking at a safe and legal environment, LAX, and her night went to hell because of some dumb bitches mother.
the drugs were not hers! THEY WERE CODYS
sorry, had to get that out of the way..
stop talking trash
Lohan added, “I totally WAS NOT drunk! I was just holding some of my friend’s booze in my stomach. THAT WAS NOT MY BOOZE!”
Then she passed out.
The bitch is done.
71==Victorz little dick…didn’t U notice that
U had help today..early in the day?
U people uzed to be quick…not anymore…
dumbfuckz…zorry..U got all the blame…?
#115 Go kill yourself. Slowly.
#115 You didn’t do shit so quit trying to to take credit for other people’s posts, you asswipe.
117/ the fuck I didn’t…..all morning until 1:00 p.m.
but..thatz fuckin fine by me…don’t believe me…I can
even tell U the email addrezz that I uzed on all the poztz
zo fuck U..stupidfuck….U people R zo fuckin ztupid…..
#34FRIST!!! waz me..fuckface ztupidfuck
Zo…go fuck yourzelf..bitch???
#118 Tell us tell us!! That proves exactly shit but what else can we expect from your rotted out jizzbrain. NIce try but it’s not working – go try and claim someone’s else’s shit as your own if you dare. Stupidfuck? EVen your insults are fucking retarded.
120 your right…it wazn’t me…I waz zurfin at the beach…
U will believe anything ..won’t u?
awright so the coke is not lindsay’s?? so fucking what?? thats really not even the point……this shit is almost not even amusing anymore….
when i was linday’s age (like, how she was until recently, UNDER 21) i was one of the few people in my crowd who didnt drink. i spent a lot of time driving my drunk friends and acquaintances home and i was glad to do it.
it is very sad that lindsay has no one in her life who is willing to take the car keys away.
where the fuck are this girl’s parents
You’re an absolute imbiciel, a moron and a black piece a Shit!! You keep continueing your dumb innocent behaviour, thinking the entire country is as naive and so stupid as hell. Listen, when there are all kinds of warnings which sais: No alcohol and other drugs. Why, the hell on earth, was COCAINE found in your? Was is it proberbly milkpowder for in the coffee? It doesn’t matter if it was yours or not. It was found IN YOUR CAR!! That’s the only thing which counts!!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
We have in dutch an expression for persons who do frequently bad things. Lilo is a perfect example of a “BACK SHEEP”.
Maybe she could get Johnny Cochran to help her out on this one…
123 – word. tell it to the judge honey.
#112 – Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8×8 cold cell.
Stupid is, as stupid does…
#112 – Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8×8 cold cell.
Stupid is, as stupid does…
#112 – Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8×8 cold cell.
Stupid is, as stupid does…
#112 – Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8×8 cold cell.
Stupid is, as stupid does…
#112 – Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8×8 cold cell.
Stupid is, as stupid does…
#112 – Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8×8 cold cell.
Stupid is, as stupid does…
Give me a break. Another loser got caught and now she wants to get off, because she said she is innocent. I think all the rich girls need to get a grip on life, and see how the rest lives. At least Hilton went to jail. Linsday has no back bone to accept her mistakes. What a shame. Wake up people quit feeling sorry for this two time loser. Typical blonde.
Looks like a good time.
I work in a mall retail store.
*longing*