Lindsay Lohan is f-cking crazy

January 10th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Seen here during happier fake-lesbian times with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan took to her blog yesterday to write a paranoid rant titled “Random :)”. What follows is clearly a veiled warning to Anthony LaPaglia that the fire-crotch just got set to “Rape,” and now would be a good time to flee the country – without a trace. SWISH.:

head games- that’s what the tabloids and pap’s play with everyone …. don’t they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.. well, i couldn’t sleep and am watching “Without a Trace” for a bit. Oh and yes, i love this show!!! Jack Malone is boss ;) .. well-have a good one. sweet dreams.. all my love always, Lindsay Lo xoxo

Jesus, Lindsay, the entire media is not out to get you. And to prove my point, I saw what you did!

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  1. Lain

    I think the silicone from her implants is leaking into her brain.

  2. BANGBANG

    3rd!?!?!

  3. Pepe

    What was that? I don´t even know why is she famous anymore, this is what happens when greedy and lazy parents make their kids work.

  4. Diana

    rape jokes are teh funny

  5. ???

    What happened in NYE?

  6. chanelle

    theres actually a video that goes with these pictures where lindsay storms over to sam and starts screaming at her and sam stands there like wtf and some guy on th side is taping the whole thing and everyones like wtf is lindsays deal,not overly interesting but eh lesbians fighting is interesting for like a good 3 seconds

  7. herbiefrog

    take care babe )

  8. Darius

    Well, at least she is talented and “crazy”! You are just f-cking mean..And if you really knew what she supposedly did I bet you would be writing non stop on your blog about it just.to get some extra hits.. so whatever zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  9. isitin

    If your going to start your first lesbian relationship, why would you pick the ugliest thing on the planet to start it with. I just can’t figure this whole thing out.

  10. EggFART

    #9 it’s time to go douche yourself. Big day tomorrow!

    TTFN

    ( x )=33

  11. sla

    My guess is all of the fighting between these two is a direct result of Adderall abuse. What goes up must come down, and the coming down can be really hard to handle.

  12. ugh

    I’m tired of seeing this whore’s face…NEXT!

  13. STINK

    If you were bothered about the media portraying you as crazy, why would you then go and blog something that would the media would use to portray you as crazy?

    Keep her away from the cutlery, Sam.

  14. Bean Bag

    I bet the paps would pay a lot of money to see sam’s penis. It’s weird but I kinda want to know if he’s hung. He looks like he has a huge joint. Like a baby’s arm.

  15. Lindsay Lohan

    Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

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  17. shes is prettyy

  18. WHY IS IT I’M NOT SURPRISED, folks?

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  20. 6969699696969

    she is the ugliest most repulsive human alive to me.

  21. This is Truth

    Oh, holy crap…fuck this site. I’m done with it. This used to be cool,but’s now it’s just an immature jackass fishing for an audience.

    My time can better be wasted elsewhere. I could do better than this BS.

  22. slink

    their starting to look alike

  23. nastyjay

    i wanna be the pepperoni in lindsays hot pocket

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  25. Kat

    Does anyone else thinking they look alike? Really, look at their faces. They have similar bone structure.

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  28. Balack Obama

    Why does that dumb dyke Ronson have to wrinkle her dumb forehead in every picture? She think it makes her look more like a guy? What an ass.

  29. leelee

    @22

    oh is that you lindsay, i bet you just love checking out the superfical and seeing if people still love you. i bet you google ur name a few times a day.

    well no one loves lindsay lohan!!! now get ur ugly ass of the computer and hit the treadmill and go and get a job that you are good at.

    lindsay is a pathetic excuse for a human being and need to grow the fuck up and if she reads this hardin the fuck up grow some balls lord knows ur voice sounds like u have them so fucking act like it u crazy bitch

    haha i a mean cunt

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  31. i think Lindsay needs some help. Maybe she should go to life rehab.

  32. the turk

    that ronson dude scares the hell out of me!

  33. the only ome playing games is Lindsay, a few months back remember her BLOG he wrote I am staying in watching tv, I never go out, I don’t drink it has been a long time, well we remember your BLOGS you are out everyninght in a club and if you don’t drink why do you have a vodka bottle at your feet, why is it you try to compare yourself to Scarlet Johansson, she does nt go clubbing, writes her life on a BLOG she has no DUI why is it your not working Lindsay you Lie to much, you walk aroung like you are so special, you have major problems that is why you are not working, no one needs a headache aroung daily, one of your last blog was O poor Lindsay you sit alone in a club every night you wrote about how awful your life is wos me. when you complain how bad your life is to others out here in this world to people who have nothing you are so selfish, see doing your BLOG has helped you put you right where you are, you will probly always Lie, also id you want to drnk order one don’t keep the bottle at your feet, and if you think your life is bad just walk into a hospital boy you blame everyone but yourself, take a good look in the mirror O and while you do that think about a make over and that fugly fake hair.

  34. the only ome playing games is Lindsay, a few months back remember her BLOG he wrote I am staying in watching tv, I never go out, I don’t drink it has been a long time, well we remember your BLOGS you are out everyninght in a club and if you don’t drink why do you have a vodka bottle at your feet, why is it you try to compare yourself to Scarlet Johansson, she does nt go clubbing, writes her life on a BLOG she has no DUI why is it your not working Lindsay you Lie to much, you walk aroung like you are so special, you have major problems that is why you are not working, no one needs a headache aroung daily, one of your last blog was O poor Lindsay you sit alone in a club every night you wrote about how awful your life is wos me. when you complain how bad your life is to others out here in this world to people who have nothing you are so selfish, see doing your BLOG has helped you put you right where you are, you will probly always Lie, also id you want to drnk order one don’t keep the bottle at your feet, and if you think your life is bad just walk into a hospital boy you blame everyone but yourself, take a good look in the mirror O and while you do that think about a make over and that fugly fake hair.

  35. Rylo

    She is gross. Her butchy DJ friend is like Chatchy, and she’s got to be hurtin’ for cash with no one willing to give her work. God bless her. Stinky twat.

  36. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    Fuck you Linseed, I know you’re reading this. You’re ugly and stupid and diseased. Go away. Go to hell.

  37. devilsrain

    Lindsay does look nuts in these photos. Of course she looks good too but anyone standing next to Ronson is going to look great.

  38. bam-bam

    Why would being a lesbian help Lindsay’s career?

  39. Phil_Kaplan

    @16

    Like a motorcycle stuck in the mud?

  40. Delgo

    The tits are looking dope in pic 2, Linds.
    Hit me up.

  41. William

    If you look more carefully, you will see that she is using double period elipses to show she has set down and picked up blogging.

    To separate by paragraphs would ruin the compacted though flow.

    It might even be mistaken for an odd looking list or something. Or like a row of headlines without stories.. You get the idea, laters.

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  43. She may be crazy, but she is fucking hot as hell.

  44. eatshitthendiet

    If she’s supposedly a lesbian, why does she keep hanging around with that little dude?

    Timmeh!!

  45. DJ

    I will be so glad when she stops wearing hair extentions! They are so dirty and gross on her. you can tell they are fake. take them out or cut them shorter, Lindsay. You are too pretty to have your hair looking like that.

  46. joe m

    Losers are still jealous of beautiful,wealthy,talented Lindsay.
    Is anyone surprised?

  47. el ces

    Lindsay’s a real beauty, huh?

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