Lindsay Lohan is delusional

May 1st, 2009 // 32 Comments

Seen here for the Seven Nyne debut at Sephora last night, Lindsay Lohan updated E! News on all things Lindsay:

While the recent onslaught of Lohan bikini pics has given way to yet another rounds of concerned critics slamming her for being too skinny, the star defended her body, saying, “I like the way I look.”
As for her day job, Lohan told E! News that she is in final negotiations for a film that is scheduled to start shooting in October. She would not divulge any details about the potential project, however, as it has yet to be a done deal.
“It’s not signed, but we’re close.”
She also said she’s close to returning to the recording studio, and named Pharrell as a producer she would like to work with–that is, if he wasn’t, for some unknown reason, feuding with her.
However, sticking true to her promise to get her life drama-free, Lohan did her best to nip the beef in the bud, imploring the fellow artist through the E! News cameras to call a truce.
“Pharrell, don’t be mad,” she said.

Okay, the only thing I believe up there is that Lindsay seriously likes the way she looks. As for the rest, I don’t know who she’s kidding. At this stage, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lindsay starts telling people she’s replacing Christian Bale in the next Batman movie and found the Holy Grail floating in a can of Red Bull.

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Comments (32)

  1. dirk | May 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Samantha’s watch just fell out of Linds’ twat.

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  2. Barney Frank | May 1, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I rubbed myself raw watching Mean Girls while I was in Iraq.

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  3. JimO | May 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    I wish she still looked like she did in the parent trap. She was hot.

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  4. Jim | May 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    @1: There is more than just a watch up there. I drove my hummer h2 into her last weekend. Safe parking for sure.

    @2: Homo says, “Mean Girls.” Hope your platoon beats you down… not in the way you like.

    @3: pedo

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  5. His Huge Greatness Himself | May 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    “holy grail floating in a can of Red bull.” That’s a good one!:)

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  6. Galtacticus | May 1, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    They should put Lindsay Lohan in the next Harry Potter movie.Sponsored by Red Bull to get more money.

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  7. Krassy McKrass | May 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I’d lick the third eye blind.

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  8. The One Who Knows | May 1, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    At a young age, she’s so old news. Who gives a shit what that bitch is doing???? Move on to someone else for awhile and give us a break………

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  9. Brandon | May 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    I think Pharell has way better things to do then help Lindsay Lohan make a record.

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  10. Humpinfrog | May 1, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    I understand she has the lead role in the remake of “Moses” too. The girl is unstoppable!

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  11. mikeock | May 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    I always wondered how the flash doesn’t make her eyes look green – like a dog’s.

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  12. aleek | May 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    I think she looks very hot in these pictures, i dont care. she pulls of that miniest of babydoll dresses to the T and looks great.

    http://www.chicagoentertainment.wordpress.com

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  13. RichPort's Ghost | May 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I bet it sucks sitting next to this bitch during a movie premiere… her stomach rumbling must sound like growling dog…

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  14. Deacon Jones | May 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    I’d bend her over a couch in a heartbeat.

    Mentally off women are my Viagra.

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  15. stop stealing | May 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Hey Linds-
    My grandma called; she wants her bedspread back.

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  16. Blah Girls! | May 1, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Ummm this girl still needs saving. Too skinny! Blotchy! Ew!!!

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  17. Mal Gusto | May 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    “….nip the beef in the bud” ???
    Ewww!!

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  18. Stanley Kowalski | May 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Lindz has always relied on the kindness of strangers.

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  19. Deacon Jones | May 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    And is it me, or is this bitch on the left in the ad supposed to be a tranny or something?

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  20. Ram Punchington | May 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    This just in:
    TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been rushed to hospital with a severe case of Swine Herpes.

    Details to follow.

    Punchington Out.

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  21. dirk | May 1, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Deacon Jones – May 1, 2009 1:57 PM

    I’d bend her over a couch in a heartbeat.

    Mentally off women are my Viagra

    *

    HA! Brother from another mother.

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  22. Victoria | May 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    She’s not as skinny as she was two weeks ago.

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  23. Jacque | May 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Orange streaks. White chest.

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  24. Rachell | May 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    You know, she always looks dirty, like she needs to wash her face. Not attractive at all, never was.

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  25. MBL | May 1, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Remember when she was touted as the next Ann-Margret?
    Immediately, her head got so big she couldn’t walk through a door.
    The rest is history.
    What an insult to Ann-Margret!

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  26. vito | May 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    If she likes the way she looks maybe she can go fuck herself cuz she’s looking so anorexic no one of any substance will want to touch her with a fork.

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  27. krbcan | May 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Will this nutcase PLEASE shut up!!!! She is always blathering on about her latest project (which never happens) and name-drops about people she wants to work with (who are avoiding her like the plague).

    She is so delusional about her career (I guess she gets this trait from her mother) that she comes across as partially insane.

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  28. gerard vandenberg | May 2, 2009 at 1:14 am

    I wonder, WHEN WILL THIS COKE-SNORING FAILURE STOP. folks?

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  29. mikeock | May 2, 2009 at 8:47 am

    You know that smell you get on your hands after you pen a can of tuna fish, and how it takes hours for it to go away? I imagine that’s kind of what it smells like around Lohan. That and desperation.

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  30. Dee | May 2, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

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  31. lily white | May 3, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

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  32. pdt | May 3, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    This chick is so nasty, used, pasty w/ red blotches, she is a loser, a non talented hack. She thinks she can act and sing, all she can really do is suck, f**k, and cluck when her DJ dude tells her to dress and act like a chicken – she even fails at that – that is why they broke up.

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