Lindsay Lohan was spotted in New York with her nipples poking through her shirt and carrying around the book A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: For Every Guy Who Wants to Be One for Every Girl Who Wants to Build One. Although it could’ve been The Cat in the Hat and she probably wouldn’t have noticed. “Lindsay, dear, that’s the wrong book.” Then she’d respond, “What are you talking about? It says right here on the cover: blabbidy blobbidy.” Then everybody would give each other concerned looks as Lindsay stared furiously at the cover, desperately trying to figure out the word ‘cat’.
Please just type out the word fuck. You don’t need to put the * in it.
Watch me:
Fuckity doodle, cunty cock fuckface. Clitoris vagina balls. Pussy! Twat! Pecker! Bukkake! Dirty Sanchez! FUCK! Ass! Asshole! Asskisser! Asslicker! Assfucker!
This post needs a little Niki. Anymore, the Superficial is so boring without Niki…
This post needs more cowbell.
Felicity Huffman wrote that book and is in Georgia Rule with Lindsay, who I assume is carrying the book to suck up so Felicity doesn’t call her a drunk in interviews.
don’t mess with Filliam H. Muffman!
LadyFuckinJane
U have Fuck on
the brain…
and I’m thinking
your thinking
more about the exit
hole….asslicker,fucker?!
yea, where is the cowdick at?
krazihottkelli
you are a fucking MONGO.
jesus h. xhrist……somebody get kelli off the computer so she doesn’t miss the med cart again……
You know the worst part? She actually looks nice in those pictures. For a coke whore.
GlasgaGal is PlowShit
I knew u were here
u can’t resist
however, u r afraid
to use your real
name…………
thatz fucking funny that I of all people
shut your filthy mouth up…
U krack me up, bitch
Did anyone see her on Conan? She was obviously drunk laughing uncontrollably at whatever Conan said. She was also having a hard time staying still and picking and scratching at her legs. When your on national television, do not pick scabs on your legs. Then she went on about a “funny story” and it wasn’t funny. boring bitch
Juicyfruit==
I don’t do medz
like all u old
bichez…you guyz
r gonna end up looking
like Melanie Griffith==
hell u probably already do
thatz freakin funny
go take your pillz ,,old shitz
wtf you on about plowshite
shut up you are a fuking retard man you sound about 12 ,get a grip arsehole.
kelli – really – it’s ok. go ahead and take the meds when they come around.
the voices in your head will get much, much quieter.
i promise.
enough of you boring
shitz …..
hope u love your boring
office stupid jobz
while I’m surfin
God, it must suck to be old
Plowshit..missing in action
someone might want to look
in some guyz asshole
after all he is the biggest
perv on here…..
Americans aww my dear Americans you are all morons silly fucking morons.
god bless.
#90 I am so turned on by you right now.
#103 LMAO I love you
#104 I think you are right
#111 Don’t knock meds…side effects rule!!!
#115 What country are you in?
I thought I was the biggest pervert on here. :-0
No Tranny, I probably am, I just try really hard to hide it.
see, I knew i liked you Frist.
Good point #103. Maybe Niki’s not here because she has a fever…and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Indeed, she has nipples.
noice.
sucky sucky.
#57
Why Did Scotland Commit Suicide ?
Because Scotland never learned how to act around people and would never have a single friend in the whole world if it were not for a couple wicca dykes who wanted the bloody licked clean and Scotland went too deep trying to impress them with a game of cutter.
ha ha ha .
It is just a joke that is not meant to be taken seriously, but you are a psychotic time bomb waiting to go on a killing spree so I can see why it might confuse you.
well it is very nice of you to make that up for me,you must have alot of spare time on your hands,but then again that is not really a good thing it is more of a sad thing.
krazihottkelli needs to get assfucked as soon as she is old enough. Boys, do your thing.
yep. definitely confused
well you are American
Thought I was talking about myself? This place is full of them.
GlasgaGal, and Americans hate you, since you are about as pleasant as one of Paris’ genital warts, but not as smart.
The funny thing is, you’re acting the way ignorant, narrow-minded people like to think of Americans as acting, to make themselves feel superior. So please die, and stop disgracing the name of my ancestors’ land.
Sometimes i put a tshirt under a sweater and call it a day bras are uncomfortable as fuck sometimes
gabbana apparently wears tow watches maybe its a trend
I for one subscribe to emails follow links anad read books tat have nothing to do with me to get in others mindset
Next time you read a book to get into another’s mindset, try taking a look at proper spelling, grammar and punctuation.