Lindsay Lohan was spotted in New York with her nipples poking through her shirt and carrying around the book A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: For Every Guy Who Wants to Be One for Every Girl Who Wants to Build One. Although it could’ve been The Cat in the Hat and she probably wouldn’t have noticed. “Lindsay, dear, that’s the wrong book.” Then she’d respond, “What are you talking about? It says right here on the cover: blabbidy blobbidy.” Then everybody would give each other concerned looks as Lindsay stared furiously at the cover, desperately trying to figure out the word ‘cat’.
ballie | May 10, 2007 at 3:00 pm
FIRST
ballie | May 10, 2007 at 3:00 pm
i admit it, being first feels good!
Scubasteve | May 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm
grats to you im 2
imran karim | May 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm
why is she reading that? so she can be a better boyfriend?
imran karim
LadyJane | May 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm
WTF ‘Fish dude? You suck at write-ups. Wish Oshie had that job….
Fifth Stooge | May 10, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Jeff Ruby for governor of Kentucky.
LilRach | May 10, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I saw this yesterday. Can we have some new/interesting news please superfish?
Victor | May 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I would still poke her no matter what. Wait, I would need sand paper first, and lots of lotion. I would have to sand all those poke a dots off. Then lotion her up to bang the shit out of her.
p911gt10c | May 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm
NEWSFLASH: She’s going to play a stripper in her next movie! What a stretch!
oh, and her nipples aren’t responding to cold, she hasn’t done a line since Tues in the ladies room at the club, she’s got the shakes.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2007 at 3:17 pm
It’s obviously a decoy cocaine carrier, they sell those things down in Tijuana. I mean, it’s Lohan it can’t possibly be a real book.
Unless she’s using it to cover the place where she puts her cocaine.
Poroleishon | May 10, 2007 at 3:26 pm
I like her outfit… her boobs look strangely inflated though. U see?
beer | May 10, 2007 at 3:28 pm
This is Hannah Montana in 5 years.
Peaches2331 | May 10, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Her boobies look fake. It’s so obvious that she had implants. Remember how flat they were recently?
Gerald Tarrant | May 10, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I would like to play a new game with her: “Akon and the 14 year old”
And yes, I get to be Akon.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm
….or maybe the book itself is made out of cocaine…
Frankiehollywood | May 10, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Uh, obviously mr. blogger is a bit illiterate himself. It reads “…for Every Girl Who Wants to Build One.”…right? So..OBVIOUSLY. it’s for girls as well. who want to build a boyfriend. because that’s something creepy Lindsay would do, because she’s desperate.
Poroleishon | May 10, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Why would she need a boyfriend? she´s banging every single guy in hollywood…
jgdxn | May 10, 2007 at 3:38 pm
is it me or is she wearing a watch on both wrists? just in case she forgot where she put the one on her left wrist. maybe another drug stash???
Victor | May 10, 2007 at 3:41 pm
lmao……yeah the stupid twat is wearing two watches.
#14 I would have to agree with you. I would like to play that game with her, or the actual 14 year old in that picture with Akron…….lol
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2007 at 3:42 pm
…or perhaps this is just were she keeps her cocaine processing paraphernalia, Jeeeesus she could be carrying a complete lab and distribution center in there…
Victor | May 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm
If there is grass in the field why not play. They are all sisters upside down.
By the way what is the best thing about showering with a 13 year old girl?
Being able to flip her hair back, and having her look 9……….
Sick I know. But I am just fucking around.
Bern | May 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm
She’s much more interesting when she’s coked up and mean. Do like the nips, though.
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I used to carry around a ‘Tin Tin’ book , but I found it wasn’t attracting the right crowd.
Axabitte | May 10, 2007 at 3:57 pm
She can read me a bedtime story any night!
(as long as I write it, and she acts it out too…)
:-)
mrs.t | May 10, 2007 at 4:13 pm
#6-are you kidding? Is he running? Can he speak in sentences? Doesn’t he have a plate in his head from when his wife ran him over with her car?
DrDanny | May 10, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Didn’t we just see a piece about her not having any nips? Or was that at Crabbies? I get so confused….
chaunceygardner | May 10, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Is there a chapter in that book called “Don’t Date Lindsey Lohan Without a Hazmat Suit and a Chainmail Codpiece”?
LilRach | May 10, 2007 at 4:15 pm
#22 Bern – ha ha – that chicks boobs on your blog are fucking massive! That’s so crazy!
TJH | May 10, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Wow–rock tits, nice and firm. I hear she likes getting zoned on blow and her ass pounded. Any volunteers?
GooniesNeverSayDie | May 10, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Bump
Just trying to keep Cisco Adler in the public consciousness.
Like the Holocaust and the Cambodian Killing Fields, we can never allow ourselves to forgot, lest we repeat……
tonyginkc | May 10, 2007 at 4:47 pm
She’s in New York today to fuck Jude Law’s tiny penis.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2007 at 4:52 pm
She’s trying to pull off her sweet little Miss Iaintacrackwhore routine to try and see if anyone’s stupid enough to actually pay to see her and fucking Hanoi Jane in that shitty movie.
And for those slavering over this filthy little thing, get a grip, you’d be safer with a prostitute.
The Squizz | May 10, 2007 at 4:54 pm
She’s a pee-smelling crack whore with shit stained panties…..OK, I’d have to give her a toss.
Bern | May 10, 2007 at 5:05 pm
#28 – Glad I could be of service. I have gotten such a good response on the pic that I’m making that the ‘comically large breast’ section of the site from now on. Please feel free to come back, anytime.
ph7 | May 10, 2007 at 5:09 pm
LOL. Lindsey agent got paid by the books publisher to have Lindsey flash that book around.
Check Amazon. sales of that book just psike up fast…..
Everyone’s a whore in Hollywood
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Yau-Man (sp?) – for President.
Dr. Steve Smith – for Vice (if you don’t know who he is-you haven’t seen the show)
It’s time to take out the garbage.
(Hummm…No one ever expected a friggin Buddhist on a Thursday night game show….Not that I know anything about self-abuse…cough)
schack | May 10, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I feel this is very hittable. I’d hit it.
1MILFhunter | May 10, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Guess she didn’t have that nipplectomy I thought yesterday. They’re up and perky.
schack | May 10, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Troll doesn’t know that I am a she. Check between my legs. Or does it matter?
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Public at LARGE : # 36 It’s Dr. Steve. E. Jones – you moron. Steve Smith was friggin’ Red Green.
Binky : Yes. he’s so low key – I forgot his last name.(But he probs has to be underground anyway. Alias Smith and Jones.)
mrlithium | May 10, 2007 at 7:38 pm
haha 2 watches. she has gross arms, and why does it look like she’s 30 already ?
SCOTLAND | May 10, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Why Did Hitler Commit Suicide ?
Because He Got His Gas Bill Though.
ha ha ha .
SCOTLAND | May 10, 2007 at 7:39 pm
*through
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Scotland – Either you’re up at 3:39 in the morning, or you’re not in SCOTLAND.
(IE – pass me a Famous Grouse )
crazyotto | May 10, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Lela’s hot for a one eyed purple haired cartoon
Manistoned | May 10, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Pokie nips are only considered pokie nips when there aren’t hardened implants underneath them.
krazihottkelli | May 10, 2007 at 8:29 pm
none of these bitchez can read or write…
krazihottkelli | May 10, 2007 at 9:32 pm
give this bitch some crack
and watch her
GET’ER DONE!
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Yikes ! Have you tried to watch late night ‘talk’ shows lately ? The ‘sly chatter’ is about the new Shrek movie and Dr. Phil’s take on the latest Hof vids.
On ‘The View’ oddly, every second day there’s the occasional scream of ‘Impeach’ – not to mention any names. (Never seen the show of course – my mom reported this while negotiating Mother’s Day payola.)
Well. Ok. At least Paul Shaffer’s glasses seem to be getting darker and darker. But I’m not sure this means he’s tuning up Lennon’s:’There’s Gonna be a Revolution’
I think he’s just hiding.
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 10:02 pm
And in other news.
“Yeah Paul. We’re not really on the same page here. You murder people. We want to help people.
Let’s just call it a conflict of interest…”
(Oh ok. And good luck to Linds – we’re all idiots at that age)