Lindsay Lohan was spotted in New York with her nipples poking through her shirt and carrying around the book A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: For Every Guy Who Wants to Be One for Every Girl Who Wants to Build One. Although it could’ve been The Cat in the Hat and she probably wouldn’t have noticed. “Lindsay, dear, that’s the wrong book.” Then she’d respond, “What are you talking about? It says right here on the cover: blabbidy blobbidy.” Then everybody would give each other concerned looks as Lindsay stared furiously at the cover, desperately trying to figure out the word ‘cat’.
FIRST
i admit it, being first feels good!
grats to you im 2
why is she reading that? so she can be a better boyfriend?
imran karim
WTF ‘Fish dude? You suck at write-ups. Wish Oshie had that job….
Jeff Ruby for governor of Kentucky.
I saw this yesterday. Can we have some new/interesting news please superfish?
I would still poke her no matter what. Wait, I would need sand paper first, and lots of lotion. I would have to sand all those poke a dots off. Then lotion her up to bang the shit out of her.
NEWSFLASH: She’s going to play a stripper in her next movie! What a stretch!
oh, and her nipples aren’t responding to cold, she hasn’t done a line since Tues in the ladies room at the club, she’s got the shakes.
It’s obviously a decoy cocaine carrier, they sell those things down in Tijuana. I mean, it’s Lohan it can’t possibly be a real book.
Unless she’s using it to cover the place where she puts her cocaine.
I like her outfit… her boobs look strangely inflated though. U see?
This is Hannah Montana in 5 years.
Her boobies look fake. It’s so obvious that she had implants. Remember how flat they were recently?
I would like to play a new game with her: “Akon and the 14 year old”
And yes, I get to be Akon.
….or maybe the book itself is made out of cocaine…
Uh, obviously mr. blogger is a bit illiterate himself. It reads “…for Every Girl Who Wants to Build One.”…right? So..OBVIOUSLY. it’s for girls as well. who want to build a boyfriend. because that’s something creepy Lindsay would do, because she’s desperate.
Why would she need a boyfriend? she´s banging every single guy in hollywood…
is it me or is she wearing a watch on both wrists? just in case she forgot where she put the one on her left wrist. maybe another drug stash???
lmao……yeah the stupid twat is wearing two watches.
#14 I would have to agree with you. I would like to play that game with her, or the actual 14 year old in that picture with Akron…….lol
…or perhaps this is just were she keeps her cocaine processing paraphernalia, Jeeeesus she could be carrying a complete lab and distribution center in there…
If there is grass in the field why not play. They are all sisters upside down.
By the way what is the best thing about showering with a 13 year old girl?
Being able to flip her hair back, and having her look 9……….
Sick I know. But I am just fucking around.
She’s much more interesting when she’s coked up and mean. Do like the nips, though.
I used to carry around a ‘Tin Tin’ book , but I found it wasn’t attracting the right crowd.
She can read me a bedtime story any night!
(as long as I write it, and she acts it out too…)
:-)
#6-are you kidding? Is he running? Can he speak in sentences? Doesn’t he have a plate in his head from when his wife ran him over with her car?
Didn’t we just see a piece about her not having any nips? Or was that at Crabbies? I get so confused….
Is there a chapter in that book called “Don’t Date Lindsey Lohan Without a Hazmat Suit and a Chainmail Codpiece”?
#22 Bern – ha ha – that chicks boobs on your blog are fucking massive! That’s so crazy!
Wow–rock tits, nice and firm. I hear she likes getting zoned on blow and her ass pounded. Any volunteers?
Bump
Just trying to keep Cisco Adler in the public consciousness.
Like the Holocaust and the Cambodian Killing Fields, we can never allow ourselves to forgot, lest we repeat……
She’s in New York today to fuck Jude Law’s tiny penis.
She’s trying to pull off her sweet little Miss Iaintacrackwhore routine to try and see if anyone’s stupid enough to actually pay to see her and fucking Hanoi Jane in that shitty movie.
And for those slavering over this filthy little thing, get a grip, you’d be safer with a prostitute.
She’s a pee-smelling crack whore with shit stained panties…..OK, I’d have to give her a toss.
#28 – Glad I could be of service. I have gotten such a good response on the pic that I’m making that the ‘comically large breast’ section of the site from now on. Please feel free to come back, anytime.
LOL. Lindsey agent got paid by the books publisher to have Lindsey flash that book around.
Check Amazon. sales of that book just psike up fast…..
Everyone’s a whore in Hollywood
Yau-Man (sp?) – for President.
Dr. Steve Smith – for Vice (if you don’t know who he is-you haven’t seen the show)
It’s time to take out the garbage.
(Hummm…No one ever expected a friggin Buddhist on a Thursday night game show….Not that I know anything about self-abuse…cough)
I feel this is very hittable. I’d hit it.
Guess she didn’t have that nipplectomy I thought yesterday. They’re up and perky.
Troll doesn’t know that I am a she. Check between my legs. Or does it matter?
Public at LARGE : # 36 It’s Dr. Steve. E. Jones – you moron. Steve Smith was friggin’ Red Green.
Binky : Yes. he’s so low key – I forgot his last name.(But he probs has to be underground anyway. Alias Smith and Jones.)
haha 2 watches. she has gross arms, and why does it look like she’s 30 already ?
Why Did Hitler Commit Suicide ?
Because He Got His Gas Bill Though.
ha ha ha .
*through
Scotland – Either you’re up at 3:39 in the morning, or you’re not in SCOTLAND.
(IE – pass me a Famous Grouse )
Lela’s hot for a one eyed purple haired cartoon
Pokie nips are only considered pokie nips when there aren’t hardened implants underneath them.
none of these bitchez can read or write…
give this bitch some crack
and watch her
GET’ER DONE!
Yikes ! Have you tried to watch late night ‘talk’ shows lately ? The ‘sly chatter’ is about the new Shrek movie and Dr. Phil’s take on the latest Hof vids.
On ‘The View’ oddly, every second day there’s the occasional scream of ‘Impeach’ – not to mention any names. (Never seen the show of course – my mom reported this while negotiating Mother’s Day payola.)
Well. Ok. At least Paul Shaffer’s glasses seem to be getting darker and darker. But I’m not sure this means he’s tuning up Lennon’s:’There’s Gonna be a Revolution’
I think he’s just hiding.
And in other news.
“Yeah Paul. We’re not really on the same page here. You murder people. We want to help people.
Let’s just call it a conflict of interest…”
(Oh ok. And good luck to Linds – we’re all idiots at that age)