Lindsay Lohan is out of money. Apparently her coke and booze sprees have cost her millions, and her three stints in rehab haven’t been cheap either. News of the World reports:
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can’t afford her own place–and has become a lodger at a rich pal’s mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:* A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
* $137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
* THOUSANDS more in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.We can reveal that after jetting back to Los Angeles this week following her two-month stay at the Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab clinic, Lohan is staying in the guest house of billionaire Tom Gores, executive producer on her recent film I Know Who Killed Me.
Lindsay shouldn’t feel too bad because I hear Britney is running out of cash too. I mean, she has to be. I’m not an accountant, but, based on my estimates, Britney spends at least $1.2 billion weekly at Starbucks. I’m not even factoring in the extra whipped cream. Maybe these two should buy a house together. Then they each can save some extra cash and do things together. Like try on make-up, pretend to read books or flash their vaginas at the paparazzi. You know, girl stuff.
I would split that like lumber.
Her idea of skint, and my idea of skint are two totally different things, stupid bitch oughta get herself a savings account
Your ass only gets to look like that when you’ve been getting fucked in it by so called self labeled Billionaires. Tom lost most of his money in the Dot.Com crash, so he is no way still or probably ever was a real Billionaire.
I hope Lindsay is getting fucked in the ass by him right now!!!! The guy is a little fat gerbil. He-He!!
haha! What a surprise, i predict she will soon be posing for some crazy photos like all the other washed up celebs that do it for quick cash.
She’s still damn hot though
She can hang out and blow Tom for awhile until his cute, little blond wife finds out and then puts a hit out on Logan. I predict that Lindsay will be dead by the end of the month. Either self-imposed or Tom’s wife will get her.
All these people really deserve each other. I think that LA must really be Hell in disguise.
Oh geeez, really? Another millionairess who’s broke. Maybe she should be drinking Bud on a beach – the way I do it. Hey- I’m broke but I’m *burp* happy.
Oh crap, I hope I didn’t get any on ya.
BDO
Lindsay Lohan, fifteen years in the future, circa 2022: Old before her time, some teeth missing out of her mouth and the rest of them rotting. Gravely, whiskey voice. Matted filthy hair with bits of twigs in it. Hanging out in a dive bar in some small town in Florida. Bringing a shot glass of scotch up to her dry lips with a shaky hand. Dirt under her fingernails and grime on her skin that can never be washed off. Cigarette burning down to a filter in the other hand. Leans over to the person on the barstool next to her and rasps: “I’m Lindsay Lohan. I used to be a star.” Other patron laughs and scoffs, “Yeah, sure you are!” Bartender throws her out of the bar when she can’t pay for her drink. Oh, and she smells bad.
South African Negro Person: please shut up because I clearly stated, you mindless relict Homo habilis-faced bidpedal apling, to name me one PURE black woman that was attractive. Beyonce is half human – er white. And as for yourself, we are not certain of your degree of humanity – I mean whether or not you are a disgusting melato I mean half-breed or something grotesque like that. Whore. Get melanin liposuction chimp-face.
P.S. please write back soon darling, xoxoxo
Possesively, Master
OH and get out of Africa as it now belongs to the white man. At least until we drain it of all it’s precious resources. This does not include those lost in evolutionary backwaters. (Stop pouting your nasty inner pink chimp lips, it’s revolting)
You and I should costar in a remake of Mean Girls ( I am the wretched rascist pig below you)
Man if i was a millionaire I’d spend every dollar i had on her….She’s fucking hot!!!!
To these guys, being broke means you only have a couple mil left laying around. I would LOVE to be that kind of broke!
Shit, I just went to the bank last week and the teller told me I had $2.87. WTC!!!
Um, MissP, your description has mostly come true already. Except for the twigs in the hair.
In 2022 she’ll either be totally changed for the better or dead.
this is THE FAKEST STORY EVER.
Just because people WANT it to be true doesn’t mean it fucking is.
Please. Assuming that she doesn’t even have ANY money in the bank, or invested, or that her parents have NONE of that either, she can live long enough on other people’s money.
Half of these people dont even pay for themselves and get freebies all around. Yes, including things lik
Even if she was low on money she could get some easily by just turning up somewhere a la Paris Hilton.
@ #58: oooh oooooh oooOOOH OOOOH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH OOOOOH-WAAAAAH WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA
Honestly, can she get any hotter? damn Lindsay, when I flew into the sun to rescue Superman, it wasn’t as hot as you
She must be broke…that thermal she’s wearing is from Forever 21.
broke? what a fkn crackup, that would sure put the kybosh on the drug habits. LIKE HELL, who hasn’t shared sex for drugs b4? Fuck Lindsay, spotty plastic fanta pubes.
IS IT JUST ME OR IS LINDSEYS ASS EXPLODING OUT OF HER PANTS!!! IT LOOKS UNREAL ….ASSSTASTIC
I’d pay her plenty to park that fabulous ass on my lips. Hell, she could fart, I wouldn’t care…seriously, I wouldn’t…not at all…a fart wouldn’t bother me one bit…so…Lindsay please fart…please?
Comment 23……that is some insane religious shit girl…..it never ceases to amaze me how quickly the religious lunatics will come out of the woodwork trying to “save” (or should I say assimilate) fuck ups like Lindsay Lohan. If only they could see how completely nuts their religious ramblings really are..there is no God/Jesus spirit Rachel…, we are all simply a bunch of smart monkeys living in a universe based on physics and chemistry …get used to it and stop with your bullshit delusions. for Lindsay, her path to healing is simple..grow up and stop being so fuckin self centered…..the best rehab for her would be to send her to live in some war torn African shit hole for a year….help her see how brutal and short life can be….maybe she’d value what she has .
Is it just me or does she look pregnant in the last picture?
It’s just you, Amy. You’re completely insane. I would love to make you pregnant. Where should we meet?
Wanna make 14 dollars the HARD way?
Who let #13 in here? Hey, christ-freak, tell your god that “he” can keep Lohan, and her dumbass addict father. You know what’s great about your religion? You can find it. You can make-a mockery of your life. You can be an arrogant, self-serving prick. Hell, you can even fuck children; as long as you repent and find the christian god. Your religion is just your ability to do whatever you want and not have to answer to anybody because of it. Fuck you, #13. Hail Satan!
As long as Lohan is willing to blow/fuck anyone with money, she’ll never go without.
RachelAnn? You flimsy little enema bag. You’re empty inside. Hey, go blow your god. Would you swallow for Christ? I bet you would. Anal? For Christ? You think the holy-ghost’s hung? No? Me either.
#70, we try to assimilate “fuck ups” like Lindsay Lohan because often someone who has lived in sin, and seen how unsatisfying it is, will be receptive to the truth. Lindsay has also written song lyrics that show she has a questing spirit, a need for someone to trust, for a place to put her faith.
Don’t worry, though — we’ll never bother you. No one cares about you and no one ever will. Satan has more interesting playthings, he’s heard your argument millions of times and you’re not even a challenge. Enjoy your cold, rational universe where you are a cog, a speck of dust, a nothing ruled by the march of money.
The makings of another Dana Plato story with Lindsey playing the part of Willis? What U talkin’ ’bout Willis???
I bet she’s not staying at the guest house. She’s staying in the master’s bedroom.
Lindsey Lohan is looking much better with a little weight on her. Plus you can’t tell she’s a firecrotch, which allows her to sneak up on unsuspecting people.
God! She look good. She’s been losing some weight, don’t you think?
BTW, I don’t think she’s out of money or something. I do believe she sold the house because she wants to be OUT of Hollywood and its people.
If she needed money THAT MUCH she’d probably sell her car or release a new album or something..
#26, beyonce doesn’t look like her dad, and tina looks mixed ( b’s mom )
naomi campbell used to be really hot, she is 1/8 chinese but not part white
#64 nice retort!!! Helluva mind ya gots !!! All that could be expected of a jig of course! Now go back to Africa and wait for your slave labor assignment.
Her mom must be PISSED!!!!!
Thank you #77. I suppose you think Lindsay comes here to read your shit comments about introspection and redemption. If your trying to save Lindsay, thanks to the Fish, you know where she currently is living. Go there and see if she’ll talk to you. If your trying to act superior to the locals then no one here gives a shit. Think about that while you masturbate.
she must be broke, look at what she’s wearing. can’t afford a stylist or sumfing? urgh that jumper thing is ugly. Hair and make up looks hot tho.
Hey 77. I love Jesus. He has such a long tongue!
Lindsay + Britney + Paris + Nicole = The Four Horse (Wo)Men of the Apocalypse
Is she wearing one of those jackets that were made in China with the dog fur collars that were recalled a few years back. She must really be broke!
Too bad LiLo was too good to clip coupons out of the paper. They almost always have Coke on sale somewhere–she coulda saved a bundle!
Haha Lindsay is a moron ! and you know her money grubbing mommy spent all the cash Lindsay gave her
Wow she is sexy ! I love that Lipstick and glasses on her GOOD CHOICE !
Where can i get a vest like that??? so cute!!!!
I cant even begin to imagine Britney and Linsay as roommates. A
She could always sell the tons of clothes she has… and isn’t she on a shopping verge? Shouldn’t she stop?
She has lots of jewlery and fancy bags…
she has no problem getting money… she just needs to make a good movie.. not these shit things she’s coming out with
Bullshit. Lindsay is not broke. I’m sure she has a fund & has made some investments. But whatever. She actually looks good, healthy. Did she get veneers? I think she could use some–the only bad thing about her is her fucked up looking teeth. Then again, smoking crack & meth will do that to you.
She like most black celebrities now, broke and stupid with money. hahahahaha.
Lol…Jealous b**ches is all you are. Why in the hell else would you hate her and Britney so much. They didn’t do anything to you. Losers…
i like her clothes very much ,it is casual. but her dresing style on sugarcupid.com is also attrctive and shining.
It is good!
I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.