Lindsay Lohan is out of money. Apparently her coke and booze sprees have cost her millions, and her three stints in rehab haven’t been cheap either. News of the World reports:
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can’t afford her own place–and has become a lodger at a rich pal’s mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:* A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
* $137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
* THOUSANDS more in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.We can reveal that after jetting back to Los Angeles this week following her two-month stay at the Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab clinic, Lohan is staying in the guest house of billionaire Tom Gores, executive producer on her recent film I Know Who Killed Me.
Lindsay shouldn’t feel too bad because I hear Britney is running out of cash too. I mean, she has to be. I’m not an accountant, but, based on my estimates, Britney spends at least $1.2 billion weekly at Starbucks. I’m not even factoring in the extra whipped cream. Maybe these two should buy a house together. Then they each can save some extra cash and do things together. Like try on make-up, pretend to read books or flash their vaginas at the paparazzi. You know, girl stuff.
I must say, even though it is her, her ass is looking spectacular!
wow. no comments yet?
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THIRD……YIPEEE
She’s got nothin on me…im HOT..All African r hot!
rehab is EXPENSIVE!
it really feels good to be in the top 5……
If she blows me, I’d give her a $100.
Check it out! Lohan’s almost empty. I hope she falls hard. I want her to fuck-up way past Britney. I think Britney’s got mental problems. Great excuse. Lindsey Lohan’s just a fucking loser. A loser that’ll bounce back. Too bad. Reality.
Let’s hope that she does some playboy or something to pay off her debt ;)
Who cares maybe she will do hardcore porn now, and anyway Im sure she has more money then a couple of million.
I hope she has to live in the gutter.
name one attractive black woman that does not hae white blood…
You cannot serve God and Money. (Luke 16:13)
I’m happy for Lindsay, and I praise God that the distractions are gone and Father Michael is leading her to The Light. She has no need for money now, or drugs, or hatred of others, unlike most here. I’m glad she has found the One True Path. Hallelujah! PRAISE GOD!!!
I don’t know about the rest of her body or mind, but her butt certainly made an excellent recovery! People were saying it was just the jeans in those other pics, but these pics leave no doubt. Although I bet she’ll be hesitant to resume her anal adventures while sober…
Since when does she have a bubble butt? Did she get an ass job too now? Anyways, I hope she is broke, and I hope she stays that way. Self indulgent little slut. I hope things are headed that way for Britney too. But then, I don’t think Britneys as big of a coke head; she’s probably more of a pill popper so maybe her insurance pays for her addiction. Either way, we need to get rid of all these sloppy sluts and get some real stars in Hollywood. These girls are an embarrassment.
“her ass is looking spectacular!”
Is it ever. I will pay for her latte if she lets me caress it for half an hour. They must make them do lots of lunges in rehab.
I love broke drug addicts. It’s easier to get them when they’re down.
Now that she has new veneers and looks like a horse, her career will soon be over — and then I will strike the final blow.
judging by the typos in this post, this superficial writer was drunk when they wrote it. maybe you should go to rehab, know it all!
PS the photographer should be fired for not getting her from the rear.
I don’t think that you can be qualified as “broke” when you have friends who are billionaires.
Maybe it’s just me.
no 19. i agree nice bumb.
I’d like to pull that hair like a horse’s reign as I bang her from behind!
Giddyy-up!
David— you are so right! Lindsay is free now!
*** LINDSAY *** !!! Yeeaaay !!! You’re following His Heart! You have no idea how much He Loves YOU!! I can’t wait to see your life when you finally find out! It’s going to be s-o-o-o good — but! it will (also continue to) be a struggle! It was a struggle before — but THIS time you WON’T go under! Read His Word — open your heart to believe — and hold on to His Promises — He won’t let you down! Stay strong — you will find the strength you need in Him when you don’t have enough of your own.
Thank you, Lord for this answered prayer!! neums and Quesadilla — rejoice with me!
Lindsay — continuing to pray for you (and your family), as always, in His Love, Your Affectionate Fan :-)
PS 27 (i.e. Psalms 27 :-)
1 The LORD is my light and my salvation- whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life — of whom shall I be afraid?
2 When evil men advance against me to devour my flesh, when my enemies and my foes attack me, they will stumble and fall.
3 Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then will I be confident.
4 One thing I ask of the LORD, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the LORD and to seek him in his temple.
5 For in the day of trouble he will keep me safe in his dwelling; he will hide me in the shelter of his tabernacle and set me high upon a rock.
6 Then my head will be exalted above the enemies who surround me; at his tabernacle will I sacrifice with shouts of joy; I will sing and make
music to the LORD.
7 Hear my voice when I call, O LORD; be merciful to me and answer me.
8 My heart says of you, “Seek his face!” Your face, LORD, I will seek.
9 Do not hide your face from me, do not turn your servant away in anger; you have been my helper. Do not reject me or forsake me, O God my Savior.
10 Though my father and mother forsake me, the LORD will receive me.
11 Teach me your way, O LORD; lead me in a straight path because of my oppressors.
12 Do not turn me over to the desire of my foes, for false witnesses rise up against me, breathing out violence.
13 I am still confident of this: I will see the goodness of the LORD in the land of the living.
14 Wait for the LORD; be strong and take heart and wait for the LORD.
DO NOT WANT
Want to touch the hiney
# 12 hey asshole.
me n beyonce…. totally black n hot
I know we all can’t wait for the day when she’s flat broke and desperately needs an ounce and trades sex on video for some nose candy…woohoo!
#12 hey again asshole
learn nt to make such misinformed and stupid statements!
I hope this is true. Hopefully, her parents are stupid/corrupt/greedy enough to not have set up some sort of trust for her so that whatever millions she’s made aren’t completely gone. If so, I’m assuming she has a bright future in porn and “reality” TV. Look what it’s done for that Kardashian chick. Suck a dick, get a TV show. Boo-ya. Why bother actually working for a living when you can just whore it up?
Oiiiii all these broke starlets, shoulda gone to The Yorkshire Group, CPAs! :)
I love it ..I hope this is very true.
this site needs a name change… maybe thehateful.com, haters.com, or maybe theuberjealous.com
#32. Oh! how much I wish I was a broke addict whore! I’m sooo jealous.
First read through of legal fees looked like:
“Thousands of dollars on leggings”
Also true.
Lindsay might be poor but she is still very pretty. Stop having sex for free you crazy girl. Get paid for it. Girls less fine than you have been making tons of cash. You can too. Lots of guys would pay top dollar to do you.
@15 – Dude, Chip, you are brilliant. You can get insurance to pay for your drugs………….. what a great money saver! That’s it, I’m switching my drug of choice. At least Lindsey’s got Brit’s place and billionaire couches. My homegirl’s about to be sleeping on my kitchen floor.
Unless her legal bills were in the $5 million range, no way this is true. Just isn’t. Now, she may be tight by Hollywood standards, but she is hardly broke. She makes too much coin from scheduled papparazzi shoots to be broke.
#12 Gabrielle Union.. I would wreck that bitch
#32 STFU
LL is a drug-addicted, self-absorbed who-a! Get over it…
duh doesn’t anyone notice how round her formerly flat butt is. i guess she got butt implants or a brazilian butt augmentation. she also got bigger implants. i hate this girl. she is a walking plastic surgery mess.
uh, extra whipped cream at starbucks is always free, no matter how much you get.
@36; klonopin, wacky tabacky; same difference…except that one’s legal if you have a prescription. Goodbye anxiety! Hello Dr. Feelgood!
no. 23 – Psalm 27 is my favorite to fuck to. It gets me closer to God.
She can work with me, we need an extra librarian.
/I’d check her out fo sho
I know someone who once worked for Billionaire Tom Gores in Century City, and they tell me that this Tom is supposed to be a real asshole. He thinks that women are substandard and inferior humans to men because they have babies, and Tom himself has wet dreams that he is really Gecko AKA Michael Douglas in the movie “Wall Street. ”
Furthermore, if Tom gets mad, it is supposed to be very, very ugly……. Have a nice stay Lindsay…….. Tom’s a nutcase whack job, one that makes your own Dad look like a Saint.
Staying there will lead to a downward spiral for Lindsay in no time. Lindsay would be better off staying with Paris or Brittney.
Gee….look I even remembered to use all my s’s…………… I guess I won’t get fired today! Fucking Jerks!!!!
How soon is Lindsay’s obligatory auto-biography/self help book (ghost written of course) coming out? “How I survived fucking doing everything” by Lindsay Lohan or something like that. That will put some dollars back into her bank account. Also Britney then will have another book to read.
It is not uncommon for 21 year olds to go through that stage
Many at the age had foolish years.
She has the rest of her life to be practical and mature
You can get Botox Butt injections. I’m not saying Lindsay has but I’m not saying she hasn’t. For all you Bible Thumpers: Jesus Loves Botox.
Lindsay + Britney + Paris + Nichole = The Four Horse (Wo)Man of the Apocalypse.
did she get a butt implant while she was there?