Lindsay Lohan is back on the penis

October 30th, 2009 // 53 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has finally returned to her wang-ly master and has been shacking up in hotels with male model Petey Wright (above), according to The Sun:

The Mean Girls actress was snapped leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood with a male model called PETEY WRIGHT, after the pair spent the night together.
The couple had been seen kissing at a nearby nightclub the night before.
The sexually fickle star, who split with DJ SAM RONSON earlier this year, met Petey at a photoshoot at the hotel on Wednesday and, according to onlookers, it was instant attraction.

Of course, some might say she never really left the penis and point to Samantha Ronson as evidence. Coincidentally, those people would be smart as fuck and should probably be working on a cure for cancer instead of reading this site. Seriously, I appreciate the traffic, but my liver’s not going to cure itself once this cirrhosis kicks things up a notch. Unless the trick is to drink myself healthy, in which case, nurse! Gin me.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Salsa

    Welcome back Lindsay!

  2. grecochica

    Petey is a big ‘mo. It’s kinda obvious.

  3. Lor

    That guy is even more feminine than Ronson

  4. Nameless

    I bet he got anal on the first date.Seems like everyone she’s been with confirms they get to do anything they want to her.

  5. mariah

    Congratz Linds, he´s cute!

    Back in the penis, out of the coke and into some meals
    You´ll be at the top in no time ;)

  6. Nobody Special

    One has to wonder who is the “beard” in this relationship. What a fraud.

  7. treatave

    get her out of the way let’s look at him

  8. Zee Brat

    Who wouldn’t want some of Petey?

  9. Yes!

    The thought of Lindsey craving cock again makes me horny.

  10. I agree with #8. He’s much prettier.

  11. amoi

    I suspect the reason she hooks up with anyone nowadays is just to have money to hang out and party. And, if she’s lucky, someone who’ll indulge her love of new footwear.

  12. Erin

    He’s in for a whole lot of crazy when they quit seeing each other…coke whore LiLo!

  13. herbiefrog

    what a woinker

  14. Turd the third

    Well he is a pretty effeminate “boy”… I guess that makes him look close enough to a little girly so that “lesbo loho” can get her mojo on. And the advantage to her is that when she sits on it she can feel a pulse instead of a lump of silicone rubber between the moose-knuckes……

    She is still a dyke, just because this “girly” (guy) has a cock doesn’t really change things much. Saves her having to bring a ruber dildo along when you have a human dildo at your disposal. With any luck he might even pick up the tab!

  15. Ian

    Hope he treats her better than the last guy (Sam) she was with.

  16. Melissa

    Sexually fickle? Who the fuck are they kidding? Part of the reason why this broad is still famous is because she’s kind of a huge, disastrous whore. But, I also heard that she’s crazy in the sack. Hopefully for him, he at least double-bagged it up…

  17. that lucky dude is going to be in the middle of a lesbian scissor fight pretty soon!!

  18. Nate

    Oh come on! that dude is so totally gay! and so is she! Besides she told gossipcop that they are not dating or anything and that they are just friends.

    So has never lied about a relationship before so why would she now? Just friends.

  19. Rough intentions

    How does that benefit me?

  20. herbiefrog

    woah . y///…you guys can be mean : )))

  21. netstarman

    Hope this guy checks out his Mr. Pee-Pee for warts if he slept with this fake star who would inhale the Hairy Hog . Remember she had some time grabbing Samantha Ronson’s fish smelling penis for fun and profit. May be after this dude kicks Linds to the curb will see cocaine residue around her big nose clawing at his house door at 3am .

  22. netstarman

    I should say Lindsey Lohan inhales Rosie O’Donnell’s Hairy Hog.

  23. timmy the dying boy

    I notice she’s looking a little less gaunt than usual.

  24. kat R

    What’s up with her belly button…is it full of coke????

  25. Nice to see that even Lindsay Lohan can look not-so-attractive sometimes (mug shot), ha ha. I must admit, she still looks pretty good, though, considering. Too bad about the gender double standard: “She is not supposed to be partying like Robert Downey, Jr. and Christian Slater on New Years Eve.”

  26. dude

    Penis? LOL whatever, that guy totally has a vulva.

  27. Wyatt

    Haha.. Ok, this is hilarious and weird. But Peter is a good friend of mine for about 5 years now. I can’t believe this! Amazing!

  28. freekity geek

    I notice she’s wearing a hat to hide the forehead wrinkles. Smart!

  29. freekity geek

    I notice she’s wearing a hat to hide the forehead wrinkles. Smart!

  30. if she need a big one ,i own one))))))))))))

  31. Boo Boo

    #4- Nameless, so can we assume that you know someone who has been in bed with her?

  32. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Welcome back to schlong. We missed you.

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  34. Gross

    Her belly button ring is “migrating.” Its looking kind of gross there…

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  36. Darth

    Who’s this kamikaze fucker!?

  37. Denise

    She must be pretty desperate.

  38. Denise

    She must be pretty desperate.

  39. festie

    seems like whenever she’s eating poon all she has time for is meth and coke. when she’s swallowing beefstick she stops to have a meal. or is it that the dyke known as ronson only has enough money for one or the other? food or coke. food or coke.

  40. festie

    seems like whenever she’s eating poon all she has time for is meth and coke. when she’s swallowing beefstick she stops to have a meal. or is it that the dyke known as ronson only has enough money for one or the other? food or coke. food or coke.

  41. festie

    seems like whenever she’s eating poon all she has time for is meth and coke. when she’s swallowing beefstick she stops to have a meal. or is it that the dyke known as ronson only has enough money for one or the other? food or coke. food or coke.

  42. sharon

    lindsay regresa con samantha ronson ese pelele no t merece

  43. Hi,
    Well this was really a great and surprising news, i am really impressed. I think those celebrities should maintain their status and those stupid thing are really disgusting. Anyways keep it up and keep continue with your valuable thoughts.

  44. Her belly button ring is “migrating.” Its looking kind of gross there…

  45. Hmm, nice, but I think she is desperate

  46. “Coincidentally, those people would be smart as fuck and should probably be working on a cure for cancer instead of reading this site. ” – I like your way of writing :)

  47. I notice she’s wearing a hat to hide the forehead wrinkles. Smart!

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