Lindsay Lohan hired as ‘artistic advisor.’ Why not?

September 9th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Seen here in SoHo last night showing more yam than an overturned yam truck in Yamtown, Lindsay Lohan has been hired as the artistic advisor for Paris fashion house Ungaro where she’ll “oversee” Spanish designer Estrella Archs. Because when important decisions are being made, you want Lindsay Lohan in the room trying to lick coke out of her scarf. WWD reports:

For her part, Lohan, 23, told WWD she hopes to take Ungaro to a “younger place” with a harder fashion edge.
“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” the controversial celebrity said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me.
“To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”
Lohan said her first fur coat was an Ungaro, which she purchased about 10 years ago. She prized its leopard spots and a pale pink lining that gave it its je ne sais quoi.
Asked to describe her role in the creative process, Lohan said she “kind of oversees everything [Archs] does, while working with her. Different generations have different ideas.”

So I’m going to assume the board of Ungaro woke up one morning and said “Hey, what’s a great way to lose a shitload of money stupid fast?” And here we are.

Photos: WENN

  1. Dr. Jones

    #48 Carmen, if you’re gonna spam, don’t do it through some internet translator. On the other hand, you actually make more sense than that fucktard kelli does.

  2. dontlooknow

    She got dressed: a-in a dark closet, b-at gunpoint, c-in samantha ronson’s closet, or d-at fashion house ungaro. Epic FAIL.

  3. Darth

    I’m surprised that someone takes her serious?!

  4. Galtacticus

    This girl seems to have enough hustles.And that’s why she isn’t broke (yet).

  5. herbiefrog

    … s h e ‘ s o u r b a b y : )

    s h h h . . . : )))

  6. Well, at least she’s not wearing the ugliest shoes in the store in these pics. I think she usually throws a handful of beans across the room and wears whatever they land on- curtains, rugs, rotten banana peels…

    Looks cheerful here. Must be fun to work on something besides being a burnout.

    @ 10 – LAUREN CONRAD

  7. Notfunny

    Just another step in the gradual downfall of this has been actress

  8. she looks beautiful..

  9. sweet caroline

    she looks cheap like a $3 bill. just like her mother in the background. i feel sorry for her because the one person who should be telling her to smarten up and put on some actual clothes and stop making her hair so disgusting and to start taking some pride in herself is too consumed with the desire for attention herself to realize that her tramp daughter is a lost cause.

  10. What a sad girl she must be if these are th etype of people she is surounded by. The girl isnt loved at all, and all these so called fans caling her. They are psychotic.

  11. hair band .. it was a very worthy

  12. Haven’t heard much about old Lindsey lately. Wonder what she is up to these days and if she has slowed her own roll.

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