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Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Rodham Clinton to throw a concert for the troops.
“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long,” Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. “Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous.” She continues, “I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.” Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. “I’m not afraid of going,” she says. “My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons.”
So all this time I thought Lindsay was just being stupid and immature but turns out it was all part of her plan to be a “beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup.” Who needs an education or self-respect when your only goal in life is to be oggled by guys? She might as well aspire to be a hamburger.
i love how her only desired involvement in a bloody conflict is the opportunity to further her aspirations as a pin-up.
a role-model for us all.
Lindsay, the Baghdad Sun is gonna give U even more fwweeckles! UR skin will look like Desert Fatigues?! Who needs a BodyGuard?! TCLTSC!
92, awesome.
Marylin Monroe was a stunning, healthy looking well proportioned american icon (deservedly so) who used to hang out with the Kennedys the Brat pack and Joe fucking DiMaggio.
Lindsay Lohan was on Herbie Fully Loaded, hangs out with Paris Hilton, Jeremy Piven and Wilmer Valderrama and yeah, she was called a smelly slut with exposed cliterati by a drunken sweaty guy.
The similarities are uncanny.
Oh come on people! She’s going to Iraq because she’s run out of guys here.
It’s going to take four years for her to get the sand out of her crotch when she’s done banging all those servicemen. In fact, everyone will forget that her nickname was ever firecrotch. They’ll just call her “Sandy”.
I’m Jack Spratling, and I can eat no … fatling?
oops make that the Rat Pack, you win this round Lohan,…you slut.
Could not help it, Areosmith popped in my head…
Lindsay’s Got A Gun
Lindsay’s Got A Gun
Her whole world’s about fun
Her career will be done
When she shoots like a fool
Wearing her bikini acting like a tool
#104 yeah but stil…
cute… no?
gotta overrule you here
free pass : )
miss lucky lohan : ))
@108 OMFG, I just got that, damn you Frog, damn you straight to HELL!!!
…from a previous post ?
as they both are set to appear in rival projects about science-fiction writer PHILIP K DICK.
…sounds like :)
…the sort of project
…to be involved in
…but which one to choose?
…luck babe :)
I have to put in my 2 cents, because, as some of you know, my husband and myself are both in the military (He’s in Afghanistan).
I think it’s neat that SOME celeb’s think that going over and putting on a show will lift morale (which would also make them look like the poster child of patriotism). And there are SOME celebs that the troops would like to see (ie. Comedians, Rock Bands (not teeny bopper bands)), and so on.
But what the fuck is she going to do over there? Does she really sing, or does she sing like Paris?
She is going to the wrong place, she needs to go to a cheerleading camp, or a high school assembly. Somewhere where she can make her Body Guard useful.
I can’t believe how stupid and naive this girl is. She wants to take shooting lessons? Try a few weeks of marksmanship training with an M16, then maybe you will gain a little respect.
I would love to be over there in the desert and see her pull up in a Hum-Vee with her little pistol and a body guard, that alone would make a deployment over there worth it.
Does she really think the body guard is going to protect her? If there was a blast even remotely close to them, he would shit his pants, scream then run for cover without her.
Nothing has ever bothered me more on this site than this story, today I am officially jumping on the “I Hate Lindsey Lohan” Bandwagon.
Out.
When she was an honor student, I fucked her, shhhhhh, don’t tell anyone cause that makes me a pedophile. I did though. :0)
91- I hope she goes too, and hey, why don’t you go with her? You wouldn’t have to worry about any danger because Linds will protect you, she’ll be packing heat! And by heat (you guessed it!), I mean herpes.
BTW, syphylus ( i noticed you spelled your name/std wrong) the URL/ name of this site reflects the articles, the subjects of said articles and yes, the comments (not neccesarily the commenters).
Why is it that EVERY day someone has to come on here preaching about how bad it is to gossip about celebrities, when they are visiting a website that exclusively gossips about celebrities. Either
a) you are a hyprocrite; you read the articles and comments and laugh along untill somebody dares to make fun of someone you happen to like and relate to.
or b) you are a hyprocrite; you can’t reconcile your lusty appetite for sarcasm and your need to vent with your high and mighty moral self image. So you project your self hatred at those of us who are comfortable with the concept of lightening the fuck up.
With everything that is going on in the world, combined with most people’s daily life, who doesn’t need to vent a little? If anonymously spewing a little hatred on line alleviates that, who are you judge? It isn’t hurting anyone is it?
And if it does hurt your feelings maybe you could just shut up and fuck off. Or maybe you would rather people take out their frustrations at home on their families and friends, or on the streets at their neighbors, or at work on their co-workers? Here’s a news flash for you, Lindsay Lohan does not need you to defend her, if she doesn’t want to be scrutinized and consequently made fun of, she can go work with you at burger king. Untill then I’m sure the millions of dollars her “Live in Iraq” album makes her (thanks to suckers like yourself) will help her dry the tears.
I mean come on, just because she is not a politician doesn’t mena she doesn’t have an agenda. Seriously, wake up!
To everyone else: very sorry for the long rant, I am just getting so sick of this, some people need to be spin-kicked right off their high horses.
To the spelling police: if you want to spellcheck this- go right ahead because i didn’t bother.
Sorry about the quadruple post. And it’s Pappy-The-Magical-Wonder-Clown. Not Pogo. Gacy all ready has a lock on Pogo. But my Happy-Slappy shoes are patented. Don’t make me stomp your testicles again. Mr. Suicidal.
Hopeless-Ball-Stomper
um but don’t you actually have to be pretty to be a pin-up? she should wake up and realize she’s ugly
If I was in the army, stationed over in Iraq, and this ridicucunt twat “performed” for me to boost my morale, well, I’d have to strap a few bombs onto my chest and go give her a “hug”.
If you know what I mean.
And I’m sure you do.
Cuz you are all smart, not like this very stupid little girl.
Sincerely,
krisdylee, esquire
Lohan needs a good fragging, she doesn’t even need to be in the combat zone folks. Any intersection in LA can serve as a staging area, just wait for her car and let the ‘nades roll.
To echo what a few people have already observed, haven’t the troops suffered enough? Jebus, retarded people are running the war and Lindsay thinks her shitty music is gonna make them forget about what a hellhole they’re stuck in? I’m pretty sure that moments after they announced Lohan’s name over the PA, at least half the troops (and I’m thinkin it’s probably closer to 70%) would turn to each other and say “Who?” And yeah, the idea of Lohan anywhere near a gun should frighten us all. And why the hell would she be learning to shoot anyway? If she actually did go to Iraq (highly unlikely), she’d be surrounded by hundreds of trained military people with hella firepower. WTF would Lohan do with a gun besides drop it at the first loud noise and accidentally shoot off her own hoo-ha?
Bitch, please…
Uhhhhhh……………..uhhhh…………..uhhhh………..
Fuck it
First of all I would like to say that I DO NOT support the war but I do support the troops I mean its not their fault that we have a moron for pres.Second of all the troops are enduring so much so why do they need to listen to that stupid whore whine about her daddy?I truly hope that the troops are not so starved for sex that Hohan starts lookin real good.Oh God I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Actually, going with Clinton is the best thing she could do considering Hillary is used to dealing with a cocaine addicted, weed smoking, duplicitous sex addict who smells like tobacco smoke and is so frustratingly self righteous. That and Lindsey’s collection of stained dresses. Match made in heaven I tell you. The Green Zone will then be newly dubbed the firecrotch zone.
91–I think you have this site confused with wepitymarginallytalentedcokesluts.com
Is your name Dina Lohan, by any chance?
If I take enough coke, nobody can fuck with me.
someone may have already commented on this, but i’m too fired up to read all 124 comments before spewing my hatred for this piece of crap whore. Why the hell is she going to the gun range for, does she really think she’s gonna be allowed to participate in the war, b/c it’d be oh so cool? Will she be up on stage rubbing herself up and down becoming the next marilyn monroe (um i think christina’s not done yet w/ the wig honey, you may have to wait a bit more)strappped w/ a gun? I aggrevate myself reading this shit, but i just can’t help it. Thank god i live in nyc, i have a high chance of running into these pieces of shit, and the only thing that helps me sleep at night is the possibility that one day i can shove my foot in her face.
Well I’m sure the troops wouldn’t mind partying with her. There’s nothing like a hot, slutty, young star to brighten peoples’ day.
Lindsey Lohan is a perfect symbol of why other countries hate America so much. Vapid, brainless, money-hungry. I say send her over, and just maybe the next photo we see of Ms. Lohan will be the one the posted on Ogrish.com.
As long as Hillary doesn’t sing.
lol
Is so mamazing dat won dumb ass wanna be a pinned sex cat. Hope sum tearorist take her then butt rape her on video to her music.
~Britney
#112 you should look for support
it’s probably a switch
you can undo it…
I swear if i met this girl id be the first to bang her on tape… and sell it for money
im not sure how knowing how to use a gun will be much help in the middle of the fucking desert when al quaida finally does America a real favor and has his minions blast her ass back to CA with superpowered shoulder rocket launchers that they got on clearance from Iraq war number one.
It’s really not even about doing what Marilyn did already and becoming a pinup that makes you a legend. It’s also about having a nice personality and having many people all over the world admire you and respect you. I just don’t see Lindsay becoming anything near to what Marilyn is today. No one will ever be like Marilyn. Marilyn also spent much of her career disliking the fact that people saw her as just a pinup. She was a smart, savvy woman but the industry and the audience didn’t give her the opportunity to demonstrate her intelligence. Lindsay just aspires to be a pinup. Lohan wants to BE MARILYN that is why she wants to go to Iraq and perform. When Marilyn was asked to perform in Korea, she didn’t do it because she wanted to be a pinup or wanted to be Betty Grable for the troops. She went there because SHE wanted to PERFORM for her fans, many of whom were soldiers. That was the #1 reason. She wanted to be a morale booster for them. The LAST thing Lohan has on her mind is performing for them or their morale. Amazing how people put themselves and their own ideas about who they are or want to be ahead of what’s important. Maybe she needs to go to Iraq and get a dose of reality. I also don’t understand what she will gain by taking shooting lessons. Is she going to shoot people over there or something? She’s not going to be there to participate in the war.
This is too hilarious.
On second thought, it would actually be a blessing to lose two incredibly stupid, useless people if they got attacked in Iraq.
Don’t they both have big heads? I mean, the troops don’t want to see Hilary, she is against what they are working for. And for the Hohan, her one single didn’t make it very far. In fact, I don’t even know if any of the troops even know she sings.
I am sure it was Hohan that hatched this idea, so here’s to you, you dumb cunt!
Sending Lindsay Lohan to Iraq would be like putting Peewee Herman in charge of a nuclear missle. Any way you look at it, its a stupid idea. Does she think even half the troops over there know who the hell she is? I’m sure they’re sooner see Osama Bin Laden give a lapdance.
she’s delusional… must be all blow…
Shooting lessons!? HA HA HA !! Twat.
Seeing as she refuses to get up early in the morning and constantly suffers from heat issues, I would say she is eternally fucked. She’d fly all that way and never leave her hotel room. She’d probably tie up more military assets as a result of her bullshit demands than the Republican Guard did.
Someone should make the dumbfuck walk Route Irish to the greenzone. Or maybe tell her there is a really cool nightclub in Ramadi where all the Iraqi playboys hang out. Or lock her stupidass in a porta-john at midday.
57 varieties of VD can’t kill her though so maybe snakes, bugs, IEDs, VBIEDS, snipers, RPGs, mortar fire and bullshit can’t kill her. So she may be okay. Though she may have difficulty finding a bikini to match her IBA.
Must be nice being a remf though…
If I were a marine in Iraq, I don’t know which would scare the shit out of me worse: Seeing Hillary in Baghdad or Bin Laden himself. The scenario would make me wonder who I’d want to shoot.
Does Lindsay have any idea what Clinton administrations do to the military? What kind of sick concert is she imagining here? Teach Hillary to lip sync so they can hold hands and sing “I Got You, Babe”?
YOU SAW THEM IN WASHINGTON D.C.
YOU SAW THEM IN LITTLE ROCK
INTRODUCING: LINDSAY LOHAN AND HILLARY CLINTON’S “Don’t ask…Don’t tell” Tour.
Opening acts include Rosie O’Donnel and Ellen Degeneris
And don’t miss the WORLD PREMIERE DEBUT of Hillary’s future running mate in 2008, Baghdad Betty!!!!!!!!!!
Lohan has left the planet