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Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Rodham Clinton to throw a concert for the troops.
“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long,” Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. “Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous.” She continues, “I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.” Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. “I’m not afraid of going,” she says. “My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons.”
So all this time I thought Lindsay was just being stupid and immature but turns out it was all part of her plan to be a “beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup.” Who needs an education or self-respect when your only goal in life is to be oggled by guys? She might as well aspire to be a hamburger.
How dare compare herself to Marilyn Monroe.
BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!
Will she give all the troops fellatio as well? That would be a really great morale booster – that or a live lesbian sex show…
I like how she calls her “Hillary” like she knows her. On second thought, she probably does. Hillary is just about on that dumb bitch’s level.
Great this twat can take “shooting lessons”…maybe she’ll shoot herself accidently and put us all out of our misery!
I know they give the troops SUPER POWER innoculations to prevent disease but DAMN! Don’t they have enough to deal with right now???
@4 I’m on a first name basis with all the women whose husband’s I blew. Its only proper.
I hope she does go. The troops needs some sexual relief. It’ll be very kind of Lindsay if she takes a thrusting cock in each nostril, ear hole, and 2 up her butt and 2 in her puss.
Well, we had “Hanoi Jane” now we are faced with “Baghdad Lohan” – her mother probably told her a “Hummer” was really a blowjob, so she got all excited and wanted to go…
Maybe this is Rumsfeld’s latest secret weapon – Hohan can give the insurgents the most virulent strain of “the clap” ever, they will all be scratching their crotches so much they won’t be able to walk let alone fight…
Oh where to begin? Imagine Hohan travelling with Hilary Clinton and showing up late for engagements? I think the smackdown old Hilary would give this little prima donna slut for being hungover and fucking up the itinerary would be priceless. Please, God, let it happen.
I guess Hohan has run out of people to fuck in the continental U.S. so now she has to go overseas to a war zone to find someone desperate enough for a piece of ass.
“It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere”…..yeah…like… what the fuck are you talking about you airhead? Can’t you form a cognizant sentence?
And let’s think about Lindsay Lohan with a gun for just a second please. I’ll say it slower so it sinks in
L I N D S A Y
L O H A N
W I T H
A
G U N.
I love that she’s taking shooting lessons. Cuz that will protect her. In Iraq. Against bombs.
I think the main focus in this story should not be how Lindsay wants to be a sex kitten, but instead how she thinks her body guard can protect her from a full-fledged war. Oh, but wait. That’s right. She’s taking shooting lessons.
She’s always aspired to be a pin-up? Wow. Talk about having your priorities straight. Though I suppose smelly gingers fantasize about social acceptance and desireability all the time. And that she’s on a first name basis with Hillary makes me love hating her even more. Hillary going to Iraq – right, if she wants to get fragged by the troops. The Clintons are as loathed by the military as the sandniggers we are presently eradicating. Hillary, closet dyke that she is, could probably look past her marriage of political convenience to share a sleeping bag with Li-Lo. I bet they would have some serious discourse about leftwing causes while exhausting their fingers.
They should drop leaflets with photos of her naked, no doubt there will be a sharp increase in suicide bombings…
Aside from the video of Britney, this is the stupidest thing I’ve EVER heard.
Somebody should tell her, she can’t buy a drink there, even if she has fake id.
Someone likes her…they photograph her enough….UGHHHH
She doesn’t have a clue where Iraq is. I love how she’s upfront about her motives. Who cares about entertaining America’s soldiers, she just wants to be like Marilyn.
She’s like GI Joe!!!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Dear God!!!! I cannot get over how stupid she is! I gotta’ get outta here.
P.S. The official redneck quote of the day is : “Cuzza you our lights got turned off! Our kids hadda sleep in the dark!!!”
Oh dear, I hope she can find a stripper pole in Baghdad…also, the availability of Valtrex may be limited if she happens to break out in sores while she is overseas…
What is that gruesome toe-headed monster with the black eyeliner behind her? That thing should go with her to Iraq to scare the insurgents away.
why the FUCK does every half-wit skank in hollywood who becomes moderatley famous suddenly compare themselves to marilyn monroe? 1990′s madonna, christina aguilera, this dumb bitch…i don’t get it.
I sure hope she doesn’t get sand in her firecrotch, I mean it could turn to glass!
Someone may want to inform her that “load” and “shoot” are not just for facials…
I’d Hit It!!!
Uh, jrzmommy, it’s spelled “TOW-headed”, you idiot. I was looking for someone with a head shaped like a toe. That would be scarier than someone with pale blond hair.
Please send her. In a white beanie with graduated red circles.
First Paris Hilton is Princess Diana and now Lindsay is Marilyn? Oh my effen-God.
Will customs need to search the bags under her eyes?
Actually, I can’t think of a better place to send Hillary and Lindsay.
we HATe when the ponies
get above themselves
and think that
they can think
for themselves
the iraq war is a false war
no one should be supporting it
the smoldering shrub
and his neocon advisors
is playing propaganda
with the idiots
with
loads of money
and
no brains at all
wake up linds…
…africa
I wasted all those years in school, but all I really wanna be is a hamburger. “Rubble rubble.”
Uh, #27, who the fuck are you? And speaking of idiots, you’re the one who actually looked for a person with a head shaped like a toe. So, if you’re done being a cunt, you can go dance with a train now, bitch.
Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.
It’s not exactly Eva Peron, but it’s a mission.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.
It’s not exactly Eva Peron, but it’s a mission.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.
It’s not exactly Eva Peron, but it’s a mission.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
@2 It is a big fucking deal, wouldn’t you just love to eat fruit out of her ass.
This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete idiot out of herself, although I am feeling a bit ‘Corniushorni’, how about a good cornholing topped off with a good …?
*HHHHHOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK* OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOO mmmmmm! Yes, that’s it… right there! OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOO *Spits on back* Oh you were so … that was awesome *Turns Over and Jacks Off in her Face* HA HA Houdini’d Bitch!!!!
What can I say I told you I was feeling a bit Corniushorni. Don’t you just love latin?
Hopeless
Uh, 27–who the fuck are you? Speaking of idiots, you’re the one who actually looked for a person with a head shaped like a toe. So, if you’re done being a cunt, you can go dance with a train now, bitch.
At least she’s not trying to be a representative on the UN security counsel or work with the Red Cross in Africa. Pin-up girl … pure .. simple and well within her skillset. Kinda refreshing actually.
At least she’s not trying to be a representative on the UN security counsel or work with the Red Cross in Africa. Pin-up girl … pure .. simple and well within her skillset. Kinda refreshing actually.
Awww her heart is as big as her breasts, too bad the brain isn’t. Still, it’d be pretty funny if she tried to build a stage by herself, and then perform on it.
@2 It is a big fucking deal, don’t you just want to eat fruit out of her ass? I know I do.
This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete fuckbag out of herself, speaking of asses she does kinda make me feel a little ‘CorniusHorni’. Nothing like a good cornjob topped off with a …?
*HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKK* OH OH OH OH. mmmm yes… that’s it… right there… Oh yeah, Oh fuck yeah… OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOO *Spits On Back* Oh that was so icredible… you are so… *Spins Her Around* OH HO! *Jack’s Off and Blows Real Load in Her Face* HA HA Houdini’d Bitch!!!
What can I say I said I was feeling a little CorniusHorni. Don’t you just love latin?
Hopeless
Awww her heart is as big as her breasts, too bad the brain isn’t. Still, it’d be pretty funny if she tried to build a stage by herself, and then perform on it.
@2 It is a big fucking deal, don’t you just want to eat fruit out of her ass? I know I do.
This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete fuckbag out of herself, speaking of asses she does kinda make me feel a little ‘CorniusHorni’. Nothing like a good cornjob topped off with a …?
*HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKK* OH OH OH OH. mmmm yes… that’s it… right there… Oh yeah, Oh fuck yeah… OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOO *Spits On Back* Oh that was so icredible… you are so… *Spins Her Around* OH HO! *Jack’s Off and Blows Real Load in Her Face* HA HA Houdini’d Bitch!!!
What can I say I said I was feeling a little CorniusHorni. Don’t you just love latin?
Hopeless
@2 It is a big fucking deal, don’t you just want to eat fruit out of her ass? I know I do.
This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete fuckbag out of herself, speaking of asses she does kinda make me feel a little ‘CorniusHorni’. Nothing like a good cornjob topped off with a …?
*HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKK* OH OH OH OH. mmmm yes… that’s it… right there… Oh yeah, Oh fuck yeah… OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOO *Spits On Back* Oh that was so icredible… you are so… *Spins Her Around* OH HO! *Jack’s Off and Blows Real Load in Her Face* HA HA Houdini’d Bitch!!!
What can I say I said I was feeling a little CorniusHorni. Don’t you just love latin?
Hopeless
Perhaps we can leave her there?
How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.
see, sir psycho sexy from previous jessica simpson post? a HAMBURGER. now THAT would be something oddly related to ‘bovine’. this girl is just an idiot. which btw is also not related to bovine.
Haven’t our troops suffered enough?
Haven’t our troops suffered enough?
Marilyn….Lindsay…..Marilyn….Lindsay
I’d say there’s just a LITTLE bitta difference. Isn’t she like 12?!? Sex kitten isn’t EXACTLY what comes to mind…