Lindsay Lohan is an alcoholic, makes an ass out of herself

This, of course, is not a surprise

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Trust me – Lindsay’s a long way from being done making an ass of herself.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Hi, I’m Lindsay and I”m an alcoholic.
Hi Lindsay.
Next.

Do us proud lindsay!

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And now for something completely different:
Reunion.com set up accounts for many, many, many names that they “fished” for using valid email accounts that they purchased from a spammer. The email account that they used for me was from a company I worked for 5 years ago! The phone rep said that if I didn’t want the Reunion.com account, then I should have clicked on a button in the email, otherwise an account is set up for you automatically! First of all, I never open spam, secondly, that email address hasn’t been valid for 5 years.

Check out your name and see if you have an account! It really pissses me off that they did this!

P. S. I called (888) 704-1900 to cancel. I was on hold for a l-o-n-g time before they picked up the phone.

I don’t know, I think it is ‘Klassy’ to wear a REALLY short skirt and then lift it up to show off your fire-crotch.

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she’s not even 21 and she’s attending AA

shouldnt she be repremmended(sp) for drinking under the legal age? and what about all these clubs that could get fined for serving a minor

oh.. doesnt count if your a celeb

wtf happened to her..

Looks like Lind’s left wrist still hasn’t recovered from that ‘fall in the bushes.’
That’s a bad habit – she’s probably half-cut when she falls in them.

Her friends are hot.

Damn, Kim, those are the widest child-bearing hips I have ever seen. It’s no wonder she can’t fit on the coach.

Seriously…coke whores like her are a DIME A DOZEN. Enough with this bitch already!!!

You’re right…this is old news.

Look at the 2nd to last pic. Damn, that is one hell of an ass. Looks like JLo got some competition on her hands.

and yeah Lindsay your a fucken dog – no ones looking at you and your man thighs.

Will someone PLEASE take Kim shopping for a new dress? She looks good, but she’s wearing that burgundy thing in practically every single photo I’ve seen of her.

This friendship has “cat fight” written all over it. It’s always unfortunate when attention whores hang out together.

Lohan needs to take that bandage off and realize suicide chic just isn’t gonna fly…

Kim Kardashian is a tasty looking little fish muffin… I would tap that bitch like the bible in fucking morse code…

Little wonder that this arrogant little lump of shit is attending AA – when she finally succumbs to the herps and her twat dries up and falls off, she will be going to STDs Anonymous – when she gets old and there are no more roles for her, let’s just see how much screaming she does at other people’s assistants…

And who the hell is Jessica Biel???

Little wonder that this arrogant little lump of shit is attending AA – when she finally succumbs to the herps and her twat dries up and falls off, she will be going to STDs Anonymous – when she gets old and there are no more roles for her, let’s just see how much screaming she does at other people’s assistants…

And who the hell is Jessica Biel???

In Germany, circa 1942, Kim Kardashian’s case would’ve been filed under: Frau Kardashian is to be cooked slowly at 350 degrees DO NOT remove when timer pops out.

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WOW, I have no idea how I missed that ass. Blind people are horrified by that ass. I disagree with you about JLo though. This ass is huger and flabbier. This ass is so big and so wide and so tall, it can not be stopped. There is no way at all.

Damn…. How the Hell did she get the dress on over that thing?

“WTF happened to her?”

We’ll all find out when she ultimately needs to cry her eyes out on Oprah to get the spotlight back. Ghostwrite a book about the psycho breakdown of how her difficult life blah blah blah as a cleb child hurl barf and repressed molestation memories dry heaves until she ultimately concludes she’s born a lesbian.

I can’t believe I honestly used to think she was an admirable person. God, I’m such a dumbass.

Her tan makes no sense to me…. the top half of her is tan and the bottom half is pale….

Superfish…can we please read about something/someone other than Britney, Lindsay and Paris? This shit is old. There has to be something more interesting going on in La-La Land besides these trashy whores dressing up (badly I might add) and going out on the town.

She doesn’t need alcohol to make an ass out of herself!

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That ain’t your grandma’s slip she’s wearing…

Oh, wait. Yes it is.

That cruel, sadistic bitch..how dare she not clown around for our entertainment anymore. =) Oh well…it won’t last for long.

That bitch in the maroon evening gown could park a semi-trailer on those hips…God help the poor fucker who marries her because the minute this doucheka hears “I do”, those hips are going to burst forth and look like the rear end of the Hindenburg…

The only saving grace of seeing photos of therse whores, is the thought that they all went back to Hohan’s condo in West LA afterwards and licked each other’s pussies to orgasm…

If she didn’t send someone home crying, she wasn’t offensively trashed enough. Learn how to drink like you mean it, red-headed stepchild!

well, Linds, you’re not really anonymous when you announce that you go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, now are you?? what a dumb publicity stunt & it’s especially tacky since there are people who are ACTUAL alcoholics and take that shit seriously. Now, go get another glass of champagne you dirty whore.

lindsay’s a moron, for sure, but she’s looking highy bangable these days.

They need to take a wrong turn in South Central L.A. and get gang-fucked by a group of black bangers from one of the biggest gangs – that’s the kind of attention she deserves…

TD – She ain’t the marrying type… she’s the slap on each side of the face with your cock, spackle her like a fucking dart wall, and tell her she has to leave because your wife is a trigger happy cop type.

I’ll ignore lohan and just focus in on how friggin perfect Kim kardashian looks.mmmmmmmm

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Isn’t there a Talentless Skanks Anonymous for this bitch?

So basically she’s like Tara Reid now except she didn’t used to be hot.

#32…

My Doctor Pepper just came spewing out of my nose – come to think of it, I am sure Hohan has had certain liquid matter spew from her nose also, more of the white creamy type in keeping with her ‘putation as a cock gobbler extraordinaire – …or it could also be cocaine, the sight of which makes her giggle like a tweaker on smack…

What is it with all these Hollywood whores holding hands with their female friends? The whole “let’s act like lesbians so boys will like us”-thing is just so 2003.

Hey Lindsay, ever heard of the 12 traditions? Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our principals ever reminding us to place principles before personalities. It’s her choice to break her anonymity, but AA is based on attraction rather than promotion and I would hate for some alcoholic who needs help to think Lindsay Lohan is an honest representation of someone actually working the 12 steps and practicing the principles in ALL affairs. Keep it to yourself Miss Lohan as you are a gross misinterpretation of what AA can do IF YOU WORK IT!!!

Man, everyone rubs elbows in Hollywood. Low-class Linds and Kim “my Dad helped hide OJ’s knife” Kardashian partying with Will Ferrel, Leo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck and – to a lesser extent – Al Gore? What’s next, Pam Anderson lunching on cucumber sandwiches with Sir Ian McKellen? Jenna Jameson at a wine tasting with Dame Judi Dench? Britny chilling with Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino at the Ivy? And with an ass like that is it any wonder that Ms. Kardashian prefers her men like her coffee – black as the ace of spades.

The drunk skank! She put on a slip but forgot the rest of the outfit.

For those who want to know more, Kim Kardashian’s MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/kimsaprincess

Yeah, you read correctly, “Kimsaprincess”. Sounds like a Hollywood coke whore to me.

Look at the dude in the last three pics. Looking up at the heavens to say “thank you god. A room full of drunken, skanky broads. Last time I was this lucky was when Uncle Leo and I played ‘Hide the Sausage’. He sure tricked me, that dirty prick.”

Does anyone really believe that this little cunt is sincere about this AA thing?? It’s another fucking fad, like Kaballah, or Betty Ford, just another way to get attention…

I’m waiting for these chicks to take up the honorable tradition that Britney has resurrected (that of African tribeswomen too poor to afford panties, or Hollywood coke whores), that of sticking your wet snatch on your “new best friend’s” car seat and “accidentally” showing your gash as you exit the car…

Hey Linds, Brit, Paris etc…

Guess what? Kabala and Coke are TOTALLY out!!!!! I just read in Variety that THIS year Ritual suicide is IN! Go Go Go!!!!!

jesseeca you might want to get your facts straight. she only came out and said she was in AA after her dumbass mom told it to the world when she was getting interviewed for a radio show. I’m not defending her at all but at least get your facts straight!!!!!

Man, that’s kinda sad when you become an alcoholic even before you can legally drink alcohol….what’s even more sad is her shoes.

I hope these young celebs are saving their money…

On another note, it’s funny how you other celeb dishers are the first to respond and get your back links up, hehe…

That’s definately not a surprise! My dad had to film the bitch and she turned up to the meeting drunk! She had to read out something my mum said and we had to get on and she made an ass of herself. I wanted an autograph but…I don’t really want it when she’s like this now.

She’s a SAD REEEETARD. She want’s all the attention and she thinks she’s high class yet she goes out wearing a nighty and what i can only call ” $5 whore shoes”.

NEWSFLASH FOR LINDSAY:
Get over yourself!! You’re fugly-ugly obnoxious piece of white (freckled)trash, wanna be Hollywood princes