Lindsay Lohan is an acceptable marketing tool. Sure.

February 16th, 2009 // 130 Comments

Lindsay Lohan helped designer Matthew Williamson open his New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. Because nothing attracts customers like an anorexic fake lesbian with large breasts. “Maybe she’ll keel over and die while I’m shopping. Who knows? But look at these shoes!”

Photos: Getty

  1. peckerheadedstepchild

    She’s beautiful.

    However her lesbian friend with the mustache there is frightening as Hell.

  2. AITWH

    I’m putting Lohan on my celebrity Death Pool Immediately!

    She’ll be worth a ton when she finally evaporates.!!!

  3. athena

    she still has the security tag on that bottom of the dress…

    wtf?

  4. James

    She looks like a death camp escapee. If you find this hot, you seriously need to visit a mental health facility for a lengthy evaluation. I mean, do you jerk off to old death camp photos from WW2?

  5. James

    I mean hey, if you like this look, you certainly would like this, too. She looks like one of them.

    http://www.zebrabot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/003-concentration-camp.jpg

  6. larissa

    she looks like a penis, too balls and a big head. deal.

  7. Shecks

    These photos are photoshopped. Her head is disproportionate to her body and if she were that skinny and her breasts were really that large she wouldn’t be able to stand up.

  8. sydney

    She has gone down hill since she hooked up with Sam (ugly dike), I wish I was skinny but heck no, not that skinny !!!!

  9. sydney

    She has gone down hill since she hooked up with Sam (ugly dike), I wish I was skinny but heck no, not that skinny !!!!

  10. sydney

    #54 James

    TOO FUNNY hehehehehe………..

  11. Mia

    Okay – look at picture #7. Did she steal this dress? She still has the sensor attached at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Me

    Where are her frineds ? Her family ? She needs help !

  13. Rabbit

    Oh God! I would wreck that chick!
    I’d be showin her my “O” Face!!

  14. fucking stupid FAT BASTARD wearing STOLEN CLOTHES!

  15. don

    is that a security tag in her dress?

  16. The bright dress photo’s look doctored … don’t get me wrong there is and always will be something severely wrong with lindsey. The tiles of Roda Monroe design dresses just fit skinny girls isn’t true. Cuz Roda is very busty, much bustier than Lindsey so I don’t know. Maybe the photos are accurate.

  17. The bright dress photo’s look doctored … don’t get me wrong there is and always will be something severely wrong with lindsey. The tiles of Roda Monroe design dresses just fit skinny girls isn’t true. Cuz Roda is very busty, much bustier than Lindsey so I don’t know. Maybe the photos are accurate.

  18. jaynie

    I am pretty positive that is an alarm ink tag thingy at the bottom of that dress! haha

  19. White Boy

    her boobs look great. she’s pretty.
    needs to gain 5 pounds.
    I need a hug

  20. jacquie

    Matt Williamson is obviously in hard economic times since he is trying to save all of his money on fabric by choosing Lindsey

  21. WOW

    wow seriosly that isnt healthy she needs some help.she looks like a fuckin toothpick.

  22. NightHawk

    Who doesn’t love Big Boobs? Wait, what were we talking about again… O_O

  23. Anthea

    Has anyone noticed she has the store security tag on?!?!????

  24. the_prestige

    She doesn’t look anorexic thin, though her arms look a lot smaller and her face looks more more orange. She is definitely doing cocaine. The pathetic tramp can’t live without fucking (multiple people) and drugs (lots and lots of drugs).

  25. Tanya Degano

    Seems as though Ms. Zoe has done some much needed botoxing to the expression lines that were previously prominently features on her forehead..

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  27. These images are in Photoshop. His head is disproportionate to the body and if he would be thin and that her breasts were really that great, can not stand.

  28. Nina Boykin

    I’d adore a pair of those, problem is, I can’t actually afford them!

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