Lindsay Lohan helped designer Matthew Williamson open his New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. Because nothing attracts customers like an anorexic fake lesbian with large breasts. “Maybe she’ll keel over and die while I’m shopping. Who knows? But look at these shoes!”
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telly | February 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
wow. she’s about to keel.
What the???? | February 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
That is just plain disgusting.
brenna | February 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
omg, she’s so skinny…sad
Funeral Guy | February 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm
This chick is either drinking shakes made of cocaine and meth or she has pancreatic cancer.
Walter | February 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Not that I’m complaining, but could that dress get any lower?
Dr. Gonja | February 16, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Give me 1 minute with her just one please. She’s hot.
___ | February 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Imagine how disgusting it would be to see her and Ronson getting it on. Like a couple of nasty skeletons clanking together.
uh | February 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
this ugly skank gets uglier by each day. what a pathetic waste of oxygen.
Sally | February 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
So I assume it’s a meth store, right? Three scary looking skeletons. Two bony desperate bisexual girls, one preening fag with a size 10 poopchute.
Do FreeBird | February 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I think that Lindsy and Marc ANthony would make the cutest couple
XRay | February 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm
They all look so desparate.
Krz | February 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Wow…..he’s….REALLY…….gay.
britney's weave | February 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
“Lindsay Lohan is a tool” would have sufficed.
Randal | February 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Lindsay is stunning in that pink dress and certainly knows how to work the camera to her sexy advantage. Matthew Williamson picked the right girl to sell his merchandise.
Randal
Sally Struthers | February 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
WON’T YOU PLEASE HELP?
Kelly | February 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Um– did she steal that dress or just forget to have them take the ink tag off?
Jrz | February 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Check me out, not even able to spell my own name.
sarah | February 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
there’s a security sensor on that dress. is she shoplifting now, too?
alex | February 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
How much do you think all 3 of them weigh in total? I’m guessing in the 270-280 lb range. Dangerous water to be treading in…
Walter | February 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Her pelt is disturbing to look at.
Deacon Jones | February 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Oh god, I would love to fuck her. I might have to go jerk off in the storage closet at work.
stfu #21 who asked you??? | February 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Krz iz zhe jrz alterego krazihottkelli.
Kaylee | February 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I love the sensor on the dress…such a classy look…
Beth | February 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Except for the odor of decomposition all three of them are very hot.
sigh | February 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Man she used to be so beautiful, she looks coked out and anorexic now.
lizzy | February 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
great dress, it’s so great the sensor is still on it, haha she’s so dumb!!!
she is going to snap at any second, she’s so thin she looks like a bobblehead, her head looks huge in comparison to the rest of her body!!!
ChEF | February 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm
How can she look so horrible, yet her tits still look so great?
Sofia | February 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
they look like Auschwitz refugees… creepy!
phil | February 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Lindsay is so out of it she’s wondering when Samantha grew out her hair and stopped waxing.
NipTuck | February 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
She use to be somewhat lovely..
No she just looks….dead?
german dude | February 16, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Dunno…her skin would make a pretty crappy lampshade. I think I’ll stick with my ’37 Steinberg.
Vic | February 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm
They could sell a staph infection to an AIDS patient.
Matthew | February 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
HOHAN!
Matthew Williamson | February 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
“Stho, Linsthey, do you know Tom Cruith???
le fag | February 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
love that last dress! i wonder what it would look like off the clothes hanger, though.
jrz | February 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
22-NOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was a TYPO! I sware!
Delgo | February 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm
“Beautiful fucking tits, man!” – Raoul Duke
todders | February 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Is it just me, or is her face a weirdly darker shade of orange than her cleavage?
… I’d still bone her anyway!
Check out this hilarious video I just saw about a ANYTHING-GOES PORN START THAT CAN’T PAY THE BILLS:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/16/b-to-the-allsack.html
mike | February 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Lindsay looks distracted because she can smell the semen in that dude’s ass.
Dina | February 16, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Why is there a pic of him about to eat her out or something?
Fati | February 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
her tits are great. they are just big. and sometimes big tits can be ugly. she has droopy hanging tits. anyone who has seen the “marilyn monroe” photos knows that. her boobs come down to her waist. no thanks, no thanks. i’ll stick to my 32B.
Fati | February 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
i meant her tits are NOT great.
Dina | February 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/lindsay_lohan_is_an_acceptable.php?bfm_index=4
Omg I didn’t even see that one. I don’t know what’s more disgusting: Them posing like he’s ramming her from behind or her skeletal arms.
Todders is a douchebag | February 16, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Seriously Todders, WHY??? You’re just as bad as that stupid gook pushing billionaireloving.com or whatever that shit is. Go fuck your mother, dipshit.
casualencounters.com/blog | February 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Someone needs to tell these anorexic bints that they end up looking like bobblehead dolls. Hey, I could do that!
HEY BINT. LOOKING LIKE A FAKE LESBIAN BOBBLEHEAD DOLL MUCH?
shemakesmepuke | February 16, 2009 at 3:57 pm
if she was trying to steal the dress i hope she remembered to remove the anti-theft device clipped to it
Lowlands | February 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I haven’t seen this little ‘freckle’ since a long time:) She looks great and seems to have lost a lot of weight.
michelle | February 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
what is interesting is how tiny her body looks but her head looks huge – i guess that is what happens when you lose a lot of weight. the tits look great, though.
10pound | February 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
She looks like a shit I took this morning.
Ben | February 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Jesus, Joseph and Mary! Eat a friggin’ sandwich or something.