Lindsay Lohan helped designer Matthew Williamson open his New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. Because nothing attracts customers like an anorexic fake lesbian with large breasts. “Maybe she’ll keel over and die while I’m shopping. Who knows? But look at these shoes!”
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wow. she’s about to keel.
That is just plain disgusting.
omg, she’s so skinny…sad
This chick is either drinking shakes made of cocaine and meth or she has pancreatic cancer.
Not that I’m complaining, but could that dress get any lower?
Give me 1 minute with her just one please. She’s hot.
Imagine how disgusting it would be to see her and Ronson getting it on. Like a couple of nasty skeletons clanking together.
this ugly skank gets uglier by each day. what a pathetic waste of oxygen.
So I assume it’s a meth store, right? Three scary looking skeletons. Two bony desperate bisexual girls, one preening fag with a size 10 poopchute.
I think that Lindsy and Marc ANthony would make the cutest couple
They all look so desparate.
Wow…..he’s….REALLY…….gay.
“Lindsay Lohan is a tool” would have sufficed.
Lindsay is stunning in that pink dress and certainly knows how to work the camera to her sexy advantage. Matthew Williamson picked the right girl to sell his merchandise.
Randal
WON’T YOU PLEASE HELP?
Um– did she steal that dress or just forget to have them take the ink tag off?
Check me out, not even able to spell my own name.
there’s a security sensor on that dress. is she shoplifting now, too?
How much do you think all 3 of them weigh in total? I’m guessing in the 270-280 lb range. Dangerous water to be treading in…
Her pelt is disturbing to look at.
Oh god, I would love to fuck her. I might have to go jerk off in the storage closet at work.
Krz iz zhe jrz alterego krazihottkelli.
I love the sensor on the dress…such a classy look…
Except for the odor of decomposition all three of them are very hot.
Man she used to be so beautiful, she looks coked out and anorexic now.
great dress, it’s so great the sensor is still on it, haha she’s so dumb!!!
she is going to snap at any second, she’s so thin she looks like a bobblehead, her head looks huge in comparison to the rest of her body!!!
How can she look so horrible, yet her tits still look so great?
they look like Auschwitz refugees… creepy!
Lindsay is so out of it she’s wondering when Samantha grew out her hair and stopped waxing.
She use to be somewhat lovely..
No she just looks….dead?
Dunno…her skin would make a pretty crappy lampshade. I think I’ll stick with my ’37 Steinberg.
They could sell a staph infection to an AIDS patient.
HOHAN!
“Stho, Linsthey, do you know Tom Cruith???
love that last dress! i wonder what it would look like off the clothes hanger, though.
22-NOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was a TYPO! I sware!
“Beautiful fucking tits, man!” – Raoul Duke
Is it just me, or is her face a weirdly darker shade of orange than her cleavage?
… I’d still bone her anyway!
Check out this hilarious video I just saw about a ANYTHING-GOES PORN START THAT CAN’T PAY THE BILLS:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/16/b-to-the-allsack.html
Lindsay looks distracted because she can smell the semen in that dude’s ass.
Why is there a pic of him about to eat her out or something?
her tits are great. they are just big. and sometimes big tits can be ugly. she has droopy hanging tits. anyone who has seen the “marilyn monroe” photos knows that. her boobs come down to her waist. no thanks, no thanks. i’ll stick to my 32B.
i meant her tits are NOT great.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/lindsay_lohan_is_an_acceptable.php?bfm_index=4
Omg I didn’t even see that one. I don’t know what’s more disgusting: Them posing like he’s ramming her from behind or her skeletal arms.
Seriously Todders, WHY??? You’re just as bad as that stupid gook pushing billionaireloving.com or whatever that shit is. Go fuck your mother, dipshit.
Someone needs to tell these anorexic bints that they end up looking like bobblehead dolls. Hey, I could do that!
HEY BINT. LOOKING LIKE A FAKE LESBIAN BOBBLEHEAD DOLL MUCH?
if she was trying to steal the dress i hope she remembered to remove the anti-theft device clipped to it
I haven’t seen this little ‘freckle’ since a long time:) She looks great and seems to have lost a lot of weight.
what is interesting is how tiny her body looks but her head looks huge – i guess that is what happens when you lose a lot of weight. the tits look great, though.
She looks like a shit I took this morning.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary! Eat a friggin’ sandwich or something.