Seen here proving how much she hates alcohol last night, Lindsay Lohan has announced she’s moving to Londontown:
Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!
Unfortunately this was obviously meant as a dig at Samantha Ronson who I’m sure went home and cried herself to sleep after such a wicked burn. No, really, getting insulted by a tweaked out cokehead who might as well have typed she’s moving to space? There’s no coming back from that.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
dd | February 24, 2010 at 2:56 pm
eww
Taz | February 24, 2010 at 2:56 pm
see ya
Toolboy | February 24, 2010 at 2:56 pm
bye.
SLAP CHOP | February 24, 2010 at 3:07 pm
QUACK QUACK says the duck.
She’ll fit in fine with the chav subhumans over there.
Josh | February 24, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Makes sense, it’ll stop all the cocaine rumors. She only looks like a skinny addict because she’s surrounded by bloated Americans eating Big Macs.
william antrim | February 24, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Lindsay Lohan moving from the United States would cause a huge rift in the time space continuum. If Ms. Lohan leaves the future of our nation would rest in the hands of Britney Spears. “Ya all know I had C-Section….Hit me baby one more time”
Mike Nike | February 24, 2010 at 3:29 pm
If I was England, I would put a stop to that nasty business. Last thing they need is her stinky freckled puss invading such a small space.
anon | February 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOshe forgot to mention better beerOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tom | February 24, 2010 at 3:40 pm
but we dont want her.
I suppose that does mean that i can throw things at her if i saw her
bribios | February 24, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Oh thank God. First Madonna now Lohan. Britain has become our human waste dumping ground.
Pix | February 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
We don’t want her!
If we have to have Lohan, the States can take Kerry Katona.
Simon Hodson | February 24, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Thanks a lot America, after supporting you in the middle east, this is all the fucking thanks we get.
Spent, that's what she is. | February 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm
How many times do I have to say it?
This chick is SPENT!
SPENT, SPENT, SPENT!
The only humane thing to do with her is to bring in the dart gun and relocate her to the wild.
herbiefrog | February 24, 2010 at 5:03 pm
our vote is with the rift : ))
lol babe )
gross | February 24, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Why? Like we don’t have enough coked up skanks over here anyway.
I’m gonna run around london with a bag of flour writing “lindsay” everywhere and film her trying to snort it.
Frenchie | February 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Yeah, and it’s the ChAnnel, not Chunnel.
herbiefrog | February 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm
#16 chunnel is a local colloquialism
if you were from around here…
you might hzave gotten it… : )
anon | February 24, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Chunnel is correct.
CHannel tUNNEL
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Don Boogie | February 24, 2010 at 9:27 pm
She meant Paris Hilton, right? Paris Hilton is always chunnelling away.
Rasputins Liver | February 24, 2010 at 9:39 pm
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Good. Dumbass bitch can go hang out with the likes of Amy WEinehouse, Pete Dougherty, Kate Moss and that idiot model Katie “Jordan” Price.
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Fuckin’ island’s become a goddamm third world country these days, what with the insidious influx of radical Muslims, Indians and the high crime rate from all the “hooligans” and “yabbos”.
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Make the queen and her inbred family get off their asses, return some of the millions they get every year for poncin’ around back to their citizens and get their nation back on course.
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But, since they want to turn their nation over to radical Muslims, well, I see no problems letting the Brits have custody of our loonies. Can we send Britney, Whiteny Whoreston, Palin, Bachmann, Beck, Limbaugh, Coulter, Octomom and a whole host of other whackjobs along with Whorehan? I mean. if Britian wants to become the third world garbage nation it’s becoming from letting other nation’s trash immigrate there, then let them keep Hagdonna and let’s send some more of our trash as well.
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Give the radical Muslims who’re fast becoming the dominant force there something to do in dealing with all of them whackies.
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dsi xl | February 24, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Lindsay is a good kid. I like her and she looks cute here.
sickitten | February 25, 2010 at 12:11 am
I’m sorry to say but for a North American in GB there is absolutely no competition from British women, even for Shanty lookin’ Lohan. Canadians and Swedes clean up over there. That’s why she wants to go there.
turd da third | February 25, 2010 at 12:18 am
This bitch looks like she is just about ready to blow chow….ewwwwwwwww She is such a skank loser! (and an alchy, muff-divin’ whore too)
high capacity card | February 25, 2010 at 1:15 am
Hi Guy’s,
Ms. Lohan leaves the future of our nation would rest in the hands of Britney Spears. “Ya all know I had C-Section….Hit me baby one more time”
Boodiba | February 25, 2010 at 2:54 am
@dsi – way to go for bucking the negative trend!
captain america | February 25, 2010 at 6:30 am
……………..ENGLAND is now posessed too?
smart lipo | February 25, 2010 at 7:26 am
Let me just say that on behalf of my fellow americans good riddance lindsay lohan. When you move to england take your white trash family with you too because people have had enough of them too. When you relocate feel free to do all of the drugs that you want over there when you hook up with people like amy winehouse, kate moss and pete doherty. If you think that the tabloids in america are bad then wait till the british press gets a hold of you and carves you up like a thanksgiving turkey. The british tabloids have never hidden the fact that they pay for interviews that appear in their daily tabloids and you can make some money to feed your habit over there as you snort your way to an early grave. You are way past your expiration date in america lindsay. You had your moment in the sun but now it is time for you to take your diva attitude elsewhere bitch.
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Big B | February 25, 2010 at 8:31 am
she’s still hot to me. I’d love to drop a load into that chick
wtf | February 25, 2010 at 1:08 pm
so why does she think its so easy to just move? regular people can’t just move to another country…you a visa or to be married to a person from that country or something…why the hell shouldn’t she need one? i could see an actor getting one for being talented. but she is NOT talented. she is also a waste of human life. they shouldn’t want her.
j m | February 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm
So the most beautiful woman in the United States will now become
the most beautiful woman in Britain.
Now her gorgeous sister supermodel Ali will be the most lady in the U.S.
Rhialto | February 25, 2010 at 5:50 pm
How about north of Scotland!? Perhaps Ireland?
Darth | February 25, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I know a nice place run by nuns on the Channel Islands.
GG1000 | February 26, 2010 at 2:12 am
See, that’s what you buggers get for trying to offload Posh Spice onto us. Two can play at the “yeah, let’s stick ‘em with all our useless, annoying, dipshit celebrities” game.
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Jenna | February 26, 2010 at 12:37 pm
I really want that dress. For once she is wearing something cute!
anon | February 27, 2010 at 4:49 pm
#21
having your trash come over here doesn’t seem so bad now as long as you’re not.
Please never get a passport.
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