Lindsay Lohan is all yours, England

The Superficial | February 24, 2010 - 2:37 pm

Seen here proving how much she hates alcohol last night, Lindsay Lohan has announced she’s moving to Londontown:

Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!

Unfortunately this was obviously meant as a dig at Samantha Ronson who I’m sure went home and cried herself to sleep after such a wicked burn. No, really, getting insulted by a tweaked out cokehead who might as well have typed she’s moving to space? There’s no coming back from that.