Lindsay Lohan is all yours, England
Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!
Unfortunately this was obviously meant as a dig at Samantha Ronson who I’m sure went home and cried herself to sleep after such a wicked burn. No, really, getting insulted by a tweaked out cokehead who might as well have typed she’s moving to space? There’s no coming back from that.