CONFIRMED: Lindsay Lohan is a porn star

The Superficial | May 5, 2010 - 2:49 pm

Seen here in the “Illegal” Machete trailer (after the jump), The LA Times has confirmed Lindsay Lohan will play Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming film about the 70s porn scene:

We’ve all thought that Lindsay would be a great choice for a while now, and we’re all convinced that she is going to do it,” Razaqi said. “For at least a year, the director [Matthew Wilder] and I have gone back and forth imagining how awesome of a performance she could give if she was in the movie.”
“I would say it’s probably one of the most challenging roles any actor could play — and not because of the sexual content, necessarily — but more because she was so battered and beat up emotionally, that I think it’s gonna take everything Lindsay has to really be able to pull it off,” he said. “Not that Lindsay’s life is similar in any way — but she’s been through a lot of ups and downs. A lot of times you’re loved and then you’re hated, and I think she can relate to those emotions and feelings. One week she’s the ‘it’ girl, and the next, she’s the ‘what are you doing?’ girl.”

I love how the producers are aware everyone just assumes Lindsay landed this role because she practically has one foot in the door of doing porn. In fact, I’ll be amazed if they actually made her audition and didn’t just find her out back trying to fellate an eclair for coke money. “Why is this deliciously not working? C’mon!

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