Lindsay Lohan is a thief


Lindsay Lohan had a photo shoot with Elle magazine two months ago, and apparently stole a bunch of stuff from Louis Vuitton. She was once considered to be the new face of the company, but now they won’t even lend her clothes. A source tells Page Six:

“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay [at right, in a shot with a stuffed tiger from the September issue], kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but … Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.”

This sounds exactly like something Lindsay Lohan would do. She basically does whatever the hell she wants. You know how in movies when somebody is about to make a decision and a devil and angel pop up on their shoulders? Well for Lindsay it would be two confused goats. They wouldn’t even give her any advice. They’d just show up, chew some grass, and Lindsay would end up doing whatever the hell she wanted. If the thought ever popped into her head, I have no doubt in my mind she’d punch a baby in the face.