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My first first?
Why is she so ugly
Yay! She got different shoes!
Wow she’s on her back and her clothes are still on! Amazing.
http://theblemish.com
Awww, c’mon, she’s allowed to say and do what she wants! Seriously, who are we to be the sarcasm police? This is just further evidence that she’s a bright, witty young woman in command of both the spoken word and the way she runs her life.
Oh, shit, sorry… typo. I meant to say: shut up, you smartarse bitch.
she’s so core!!
The finger in the mouth shot is really, really original and artistic.
Look Lindsay, you aren’t the only person who can be sarcastic!
she’s so core!!
What a dumb bitch!
She has no “real curves” and thats annoying…..
She’s soooo sassy.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
hey #3 – The shoes had to have been brought in for her just for this shoot! She would never have enough fashion sense for those *oh so cute * blue satin wedges!! You have seen her previous posts right????
“Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?”
Blohan:Read? I can’t read, you silly rabbit.
This is so depressing. It used to be that Hollywood and the magazines were populated with REAL stars like Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, and Sophia Loren . Marilyn Monroe marketed her sex appeal, but it was classy, tasteful–words that Lindsay Lohan unfortunately has not the slightest notion as to their meaning. I mean, LOOK at these pictures. They look like they came some guy’s stash of barely-legal DIY porn (before the clothes come off). Stupid Lindsay, your pussy will be sorry one day.
And what’s with that shot where she’s ripping stuff up with her hands in the air? The way her midriff looks makes it seem like she’s two-dimensional. Which is a whole dimension more than she usually has.
P.S. Zing.
and wtf is up with the bare mattress on the floor? does she live in a meth house?…oh wait, as a matter of fact, yes she does.
thats gotta be a tough life…
thought you were doing it
and then to find that you are
…how can we help you babe : )
I think she’s really really hot.
You all can hate on me, but she is so hot compared to most what I consider “average” girls. Look at that rack, fantastic (my girlfriend has an A cup, breasts are like a mythical creature to me). The rack is awesome. And I love her legs too. I know, I know, she’s been fucked and shucked by half of hollywood (coincidently the proportion of males in hollywood), including Wilmer, but I’d still make sweet sweet love to her. I wouldnt fall in love with her, but God knows I’d treat her right for a night.
Kudos 14 for the PS Zing hahahah
Hee Hee I think this is funny… journos spew such crap most of the time(not you though fish you tell it how it is) that it is funny to see a celeb even lindsay fuckin with them… doing it just to piss them off. I love it!
I don’t like the big hair though… makes her look like at Bratz doll.
Hey, I have that exact same copy of SWANK!
In honor of Superfish Dude’s writing style, let me first say “wow, she looks amazing. And by amazing I mean slutty. And by looks I mean, Is.”
Yucks.
SecretBLK- I feel bad for your girl friend. (If you actually have one)
*SecretBIK
Lindsay Lohan is one classy lady.
We get it, Lindsay, you have a rack and a pussy. And hair extensions. Congratulations. Your transformation into a truck stop hooker is just about complete. You’re not quite skinny enough, though. Take more meth and you’ll get there. You can do it!
Is she supposed to look sexy in these photos? She just looks silly.
Dont care what any you fucks say. She’s the hottest fucking thing on the planet.
Love to see you refuse a romp a lick a those: (.)(.)
Hot Lindsay!!
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She’s looking pretty in this photoshoot.
Okay, I concede that I could be tempted to ‘hit that’ (I’m down with the kids) when pushed into a corner, but her behaviour and the way she’s going about peddling her (under)wares kinda takes the shine off. A lot. In fact, so much as to be 100% lacking in lustre.
Although I actually don’t mind the hair. I’m sure she’ll be stoked to hear that from me.
wow. i miss the days when a-listers were well-read enough to come up with some truly genius self-deprecating comments.
Cartman was right, nothing scarier than a ginger.
These are photos from a GQ shoot? Ummmm…it jut looks like some crack dealer offered some chick from Wisconsin a few rocks for trashy pictures of her with his polaroid.
“yaa, baby, Imonna make you a star.”
“really, you want me to spread my legs a little more? Would that be sexy?”
“Yaaa, momma, spread them legs, let daddy see, you want this crack, bitch, you want it?”
“please, mr., I’ll do anything you say, just give me a taste.”
barf.
Well color me disappointed. It seems the only picture GQ left out is of her hungover on the toilet taking a dump with a constiipated look on her face. GQ i want my money back.
anybody else have a strange urge to go buy some american apparel?
Ok, here is the real truth, I took the photos with a cvs disposable and submitted these to GQ. I’m trying to get the hard way.
as an aside, I would think she’s not lying about the eating disorder, because, its true, going to be at 8:15 am at the latest on a school night is ok when you are up on strawberry coke all night – last snort by 3am and you can sleep by 8!
Second aside, at least she looks a little pudgier from the beer, but other than that, I don’t want to be her internal organs, though I’d be happy to touch them with a gloved finger.
Just remember people she is naturally a firey red head – they tend to be a bit nasty and sarcastic from time to time – they can’t help it.
and excuse me for saying but i actually think she looks quite decent (maybe even hot – fuck shoot me) in these pics – not a freckle in sight.
Their idea for the photo spread was to do it on a mattress with no bedding in a blank room?
When I have done photo shoots, they at least provide a furnished room and professional lighting. Can we say Klassssy?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
What about the robot out by the garage in the second pic? No cleaning crew could be paid enough to go near that mattress or the bathroom after the shoot, so FLO was purchased to do the hazardous cleanup.
She’s so funny.
And awwww…she got a pair of shoes that fit.
Yay.
*shoots her in the face*
They took off the freckles–why couldn’t they photoshop that freaking weird-ass belly button so it’s sitting in the right spot?
lindsay lohan is and never will be anything more (or less) than……lindsay lohan. talk about a monkey on your back….
Wow, her sarcasm is so witty, she puts all of us here to shame.
ROFL nice hohan. =D She actually looks hott in these pics..but no curves =/ I guess we can’t all have perfect hourglass figures *flips hair* …………………………
damn hair *blows bangs up*
I like how she stops cutting up the tabloids so she can mess up her hair.
I do that sometimes. too. I put down my scissors, mess up my hair (like a sex-kitten), then go back to cutting up the tabloids.
I’m always doing that. I’m such a sex-kitten.
I don’t know what the hell is wrong with you guys–calling her ugly and shit?… She’s hot as hell and I’d do her if ever given the chance.
46.
I would not, could not, in her box.
I would not, could not, with a fox.
I would not do her here, or there.
I would not do her anywhere,
Not even with your schlong, …
she a dirty skank ho from dirty turd town that smells like turds and is stupid.
i would so hit dat.
i would even go so far as to say ‘lets fuk yo dirty bitch’
whats up with that bitch?