So apparently Lindsay Lohan has been secretly dating photographer Indrani (above) of Markus Klinko and Indrani, according to the New York Post:
Klinko said the pair are good for each other.
“Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall,” he said. “I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out . . . Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the opposite of a party girl — a Princeton graduate, she’s into art and is a philanthropist — not what you’d expect the typical girl for Lindsay to go out with.
“When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life.”
They get together and talk about “the deeper meaning of life?” Is this before or after Lindsay goes out and whips bottles of vodka at Samantha Ronson? I’m just trying to get a timeline here.
Noon – 1 PM: Have secret, existential lesbian love affair.
1 PM to Noon Next Day: Get black-out drunk.