A friend of Lindsay Lohan has apparently given Star magazine access to her private MySpace area and in it features Lohan professing her love for her openly gay deejay friend, Samantha Ronson. Gatecrasher reports:
Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, “Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!”
Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”
Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.
“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.
“I love you. – [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”
Some people might have a problem with this, but not me. If two hot women want to make out with each other that’s cool. And if they want to do it on my bed that’s cool too. And don’t mind the blinking light. That’s not a camcorder, it’s a privacy light. It means you’ve got privacy. Shh, let’s not spoil this magical moment with talking.
NOTE: I’m not trying to imply that either of these two are hot. Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsom is, well, an 80-year-old man. I’m not even sure if they’d be considered lesbians anymore.
NOTE 2: I swapped the picture with something more fitting. If you miss the shot of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini you can check it out here.
Kelli, what are u talkin about none of us know what it’s like to be a virgin?? We’re all virgins before we have sex. lol.
Use your brain and learn how to type. The only person that looks bad is you.
This Ronson person looks gay enough
She might even have a penis
i still wanna do Her..
Waitaminute… Star magazine has access to someone’s *private* Myspace area? Calling Myspace private is like saying Wal-mart is a “Exclusive Men’s Club”.
Besides, how does anyone know it’s actually being used by Lindsay Lohan, not some disgruntled publicist, or more likely, three 12 year old boys with bad acne? “Heh heh heh.. now write that she likes doing it with 80 year olds…heh heh heh…”
she’s fucked up…..
krazihotkelli, do the world a huge favor and KILL yourself now. you crazy bitch!! I can wipe shit on a wall and it would make more sense than your 2 year old writings…you retarded, ass munching, douchebag whore!!
krazihotkelli, do the world a huge favor and KILL yourself now. you crazy bitch!! I can wipe shit on a wall and it would make more sense than your 2 year old writings…you retarded, ass munching, douchebag whore!!
playmate:
Queztion: How can I B A
whore if I’m a Virgin??
jealouz zlut herpez
mouth..make me zick!!!!!
krazikelli-rest assured, no one is jealous of your retarded skank-ass. go jump off a bridge into rush-hour traffic.
i’m sick of lindsay and her whore antics, but it’s funny how samantha ronson sold her out. payback is a bitch. :)
to all the whorez and zlutz
who trazhed me and told me
to jump off of a bridge:
U bitchez R jealouz…U hoz
probably have had at leazt
20 to 30 men already..what
zkankz?no wonder you hate me,
your puzzyz R ztretch out..and
what kinda of mezzage to U zend
to an 18 yr. old, when U tell her
to jump off of a bridge…fuckerz
Kelli — what kind of an 18 year old goes around calling adults “jealous sluts herpes mouth?” Didn’t your mother teach you any better?
But, if you’re going to talk that way to a bunch of adults, don’t be surprised when they tell you to jump off a bridge. If you can’t stand the heat, kid, don’t play in the kitchen.
‘Some people might have a problem with this, but not me. If two hot women want to make out with each other that’s cool. And if they want to do it on my bed that’s cool too. And don’t mind the blinking light. That’s not a camcorder, it’s a privacy light. It means you’ve got privacy. Shh, let’s not spoil this magical moment with talking.’Truly priceless and a clasic!
{162}yeah it’s quite a classic.Maybe even as much classic as ancient Classic Greek.
I didn’t realize Robert Downey Jr. DJ’d.
Does anyone else see the striking resemblance between the butt nasty DJ and Lohan’s father? At # 138….big time daddy issues
How come no one said anything about Lindsay still being this fuglies friend while she sold her out last time and now gives “personal” comments from lilo to the public..
this man dj must be desperate for a career boost.
I just don’t get the whole lesbian thing; if you’re gonna be a lesbian, fine whatever….But AT LEAST pick a hot chic to be with! Not some dirty, nasty looking chic that looks like a DUDE anyways!! Whats the point then?! And a lot of lesbians end up using dildos on each other…so whats the point with that… Might as well be with a real man and get the real thing! I just don’t get it!!! I don’t really get the man to man thing either, but at least there’s a difference in the sex act there (eeww).
If I were LaLohan I would do that Pete Doherty guy too. What? It’s a woman you say? Well I’m sure she’s got enough blow in her to not notice what gender of person mashes her genitals around.
First of all, I find Samantha Ronson appealing in an unexplainable way. Second, the girl is actually very articulate and it surprises me she deigns to hang with the likes of Lohan.
This DJ is quite honestly the worst DJ I have ever heard. If you ever see her play at LAX on Sundays, run away!
If a girl wants to go lesbian atleast pick the hottest girl in town … DUH
Okay Lindsey looks SUPER imposed on this one! There are no shadows behind her at all, but yet there are behind the uber~ yucky supposed gal pal! Hummmmmmmmm
This is classic cokehead behavior. She is using the fact that Samantha Ronson probably has a crush on her in order to keep a steady supply of coke. The things she says sound so desperate and overly reassuring.
shit!!, that ronson broad looks like Boris Karloff!
good pick hohan!
I really thought that was Pete Dickerty too. I had to do a quick scroll through the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only one, and yup, I think it’s pretty unanimous: That is Kate Moss’s ex-crack whore boyfriend/girlfriend
#69 me too. Must be the pheramones
If it wasn’t for their different eye colors, I’d swear it was a ‘before rehab’ and ‘after rehab’ pic of Lindsey.
lmao I see it’s already been posted but I seriously thought that was Pete Doherty.
dmn if you are gonna go for a girl atleast get a good looking one. that shit is uglier than a fuckin raisin
Damn that bitch in the hat looks like DEATH. Is that who Lindsey drops coke with?
Samantha looks like one seriously unhealthy individual. If I were Lindz, I’d take a long look at that face and heed it’s warning: keep on with the booze and partying, and you’ll look like that before you’re 30.
Ronson is UGLY! Holy crap, what a huge forehead! And not to mention those black panda eyes on her, and that ugly shit stick poking out of her skank-ass mouth.
I was just thinking “Is it bad that I’m crossing my fingers in hopes that she’ll start dating a girl, not a guy?”. I know she should do whatever’s right for her but it’d be nice if we didn’t have to go through that whole “Lindsay Lohan, former lesbian” thing.
cool