A friend of Lindsay Lohan has apparently given Star magazine access to her private MySpace area and in it features Lohan professing her love for her openly gay deejay friend, Samantha Ronson. Gatecrasher reports:
Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, “Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!”
Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”
Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.
“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.
“I love you. – [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”
Some people might have a problem with this, but not me. If two hot women want to make out with each other that’s cool. And if they want to do it on my bed that’s cool too. And don’t mind the blinking light. That’s not a camcorder, it’s a privacy light. It means you’ve got privacy. Shh, let’s not spoil this magical moment with talking.
NOTE: I’m not trying to imply that either of these two are hot. Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsom is, well, an 80-year-old man. I’m not even sure if they’d be considered lesbians anymore.
NOTE 2: I swapped the picture with something more fitting. If you miss the shot of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini you can check it out here.
micros101 | July 11, 2007 at 12:16 pm
fifteenth
Superevil | July 11, 2007 at 12:17 pm
usually 2 chicks are hot but definetly not in this case
Sheva | July 11, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Lindzer Lowhore. It’s not that she’s a lesbian. She’s just willing to do’em all.
ph7 | July 11, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I love confused horny girls with big racks and and no morals.
Jules | July 11, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I swear this is probably a publicity stunt- i mean c’mon now..this girl is pathetic!
cmon Fish don't be so lazy | July 11, 2007 at 12:22 pm
“If two hot women want to make out with each other that’s cool.”
Lindsay’s beat, and Ronson’s a beast. You’re not even trying.
jiggs | July 11, 2007 at 12:25 pm
talk about stacked. we need more pics (high res too) of her in that bikini asap!
jrzmommy | July 11, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Typical behavior of a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder. They’re easily the most annoying people you’ll ever encounter.
ieo | July 11, 2007 at 12:26 pm
who the hell is samantha ronson??
good second effort Fish | July 11, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Now that’s the right picture for the story, to capture the WTF! gut reaction. Good edit.
Lindsay's Clit | July 11, 2007 at 12:31 pm
don’t care who licks me as long as I get some good tongue. That giant hole below me can just shrivel up and die. I am so tired of a different dick every night and they all think the own the place. They are in for 30 second and then it is so long. Well fuck them!!!
Lindsay Lohan | July 11, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Oh Samantha! I just lose myself in those twin-anus eyes of yours!
Shannon Rose | July 11, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Oh man. I think I got herpes just by LOOKING at Samantha Ronson.
Samantha Ronson | July 11, 2007 at 12:42 pm
The only boderline her personality has to get over is the one between my gash and my asshole.
combustion8 | July 11, 2007 at 12:44 pm
she’s a shity dj as well.. how does she get her gigs? she sure aint fuckin anyone… besides lohan.
Mr. Black | July 11, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Man, that chick is fucking disgusting!
So is the dee-jay.
Mick | July 11, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I knew Lohan was a loser but after reading this, I’m almost embarrassed for her. She’s so lame. “Lindsay Ronson”?… she is such a loser.
bearandbu | July 11, 2007 at 12:55 pm
What, there’s no attractive lesbians in LA?
Jimbo | July 11, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I dont know about you guys, but I’d definitly hit it. Both. And at the same time. Because I have 2 penises.
miss oblivious | July 11, 2007 at 1:00 pm
That Ronson “chic” is seriously disgusting looking. If Lindsay stays “friends” with her, I seriously doubt her ability to stay clean and sober. And I mean clean as in… literally, just sanitary at all. Yeeech.
schack | July 11, 2007 at 1:02 pm
the difference between lesbians and sluts is that lesbians fuck women, while sluts fuck anyone (or anything). lindsay is, well… (sometimes sentences don’t require finishing)
Jim's Uncle | July 11, 2007 at 1:04 pm
That’s the beauty of having every STD under the sun, Jim…the freedom to just FUCK with wild abandon. Speaking of which, how’s your mom?
Remember: Laugher is the best medicine…unless you have gonorreah.
Jim's Uncle | July 11, 2007 at 1:05 pm
and sometimmes you can’t finish the sentence because you don’t know that many words. Or you have ADD…hey look….a butterfly…
LJ | July 11, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Not to state the obvious or anything but…”I want to marry you and have children with you.”
She knows that 2 women can’t physically have a child together, just the 2 of them right? You’d have to you know, do it with a guy or get fertilized or adopt.
Oh who am I kidding, that Samantha Ronsom is totally a dude so it’s completely possible for them to have their fugly kids!
Bern | July 11, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I missed the July 4th Lohan bikini pictures. Looks like the lack of cocaine has her boobs growing back.
Jimbo | July 11, 2007 at 1:08 pm
What’s the difference between sluts and skinny whores?
schack | July 11, 2007 at 1:08 pm
hey zack-rabbit. leibniz’ or leibniz’s?
venus | July 11, 2007 at 1:09 pm
god, lindsay lohan must’ve like the worst taste in friends (they always seem to be willing to be bought or at least, flap their holes)…or she’s got the worst choice in passwords. “ooh yeah, beerand party! beer seems like a good password. uhm ok, maybe not, too long..adequite..oh, crap, i’ll have to remember how that’s spelled! ok, beer, there, you go, short & sweet just like me!” *giggles as she types “bear”* i really do think she is sweet, though, reminds me of my highschool doodles..venus loves chuck norris..venus norris. it almost makes me wanna cry….
Jim's Uncle's Uncle | July 11, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Howzit bruddha? Any how’s your mom? Tell her I said hi.
johnsmith | July 11, 2007 at 1:11 pm
she is fucking puke my fucking guts up ugly and that other fucking thing needs to be unplugged and put in the fucking trash
no1justminda | July 11, 2007 at 1:14 pm
ew.
dani | July 11, 2007 at 1:16 pm
hahahahaahhahaa
girls talk like that to each other as a joke.
taking it seriously as lesbianism is also a joke.
Doug | July 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm
THAT’s Samantha Ronson in the picture?!? I seriously thought that was a dude. An ugly dude. An ugly, possibly homeless, dude.
Of course, maybe Lindsay’s been in and out of rehab so many times she can’t remember what month it is, and seriously thinks this is a killer April Fool’s joke.
Jim's Uncle | July 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I told her you said hi but I can’t understand what she said cuz my dick’s in her mouth.
Now..everyone..take a good look at Ronson’s face. That’s what riding Lohan’s gant will do to you.
Jim's Uncle | July 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Doug…it’s July, dude….
Jim's Aunt | July 11, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Dani..the last time I told a bitch I wanted to hump her face, I wasn’t kidding. And then I humped her face. And then she looked waterlogged. Then I left.
whitegold | July 11, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I get it, this article is about gay lovin…but who are the two dudes in the picture and what do they have to do with LL and some female dj that she’s hot for?
eyedoughno | July 11, 2007 at 1:24 pm
OMG!! I thought that was Pete Doherty. She would make a great celebrity look a like.
Big Bambu | July 11, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Lindsay and Pete Doherty. Who would have guessed?
Aislinn | July 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
This Samantha chick looks like a cancer victim. Well, that’s the only way I’d let that skank Lohan anywhere near me, is if I was dying anyway.
Between Paris and that little girl, Hillary Swank in a bikini and now this…I’ve lost all hope in humanity.
Big Bambu | July 11, 2007 at 1:31 pm
#38 – Great minds… etc, etc.
lambman | July 11, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I hate this Samantha Ronson chick,
she looks like Pete Dohrety on a bad day, and by all acounts is pretty much mostly to blame for getting Lindsay into drugs in the first place.
lesbians have the worst taste in women
lambman | July 11, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Why can’t she date a cute lesbian/bi chick.
Michelle Rodrigez, Terminator 3 chick, Piper Parabo (Coyote Ugly, Prestige) all are into women
Spindoc | July 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Kinda Makes Sense, fucking a bunch of guys, doing a bunch of drugs, typical of a girl trying to prove to everybody that she is straight, and taking the drugs to deal with all that other stuff. Her being a lesbian could explain why, no matter WHAT she’s wearing she always looks a little butch.
schack | July 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm
And I prefer to be known as a slut and not a lesbian
You're crazy | July 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Oh damn, I can’t believe the fish has an advertisment for Cebuanas – the place where pervy old guys go to buy young asian girls. Pretty pathetic, fish dude.
guys you meet when manic | July 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm
i wouldn’t worry about that…
choon | July 11, 2007 at 1:45 pm
The Ronson family are talentless hacks. This one’s a crap dj. Her brother’s a shite dj/”producer”. And the other sister is a lousy clothing designer.
Being the step-kids of some cunt out of Foreigner should only ensure that you are met with gales of laughter, not semi-successful “careers”.
sloppy...just sloppy | July 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
#45 – no caps, remember? sheesh
gyno | July 11, 2007 at 1:51 pm
That Ronson thing is so skinny she makes Lindsay look Moore-ishly chubby.