Lindsay Lohan is a great spokesmodel

December 16th, 2009 // 50 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking exceptionally coke-whorey last night at the holiday party for 6126, her new line of leggings. Based on these pics alone it’s hard not to see the appeal of purchasing leg-wear from Lindsay. She makes exchanging fellatio for coke look like a classy affair of elegance, intrigue and fighting off stray cats for a dumpster sandwich.

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Comments (50)

  1. Erica | December 16, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Anyone remember when she used to be hot?

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  2. Natalie | December 16, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Why would I want leggings that just look like they’ve got runs in them?

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  3. titsonsnack | December 16, 2009 at 9:55 am

    I don’t get it. Are the runs in her pantyhose on purpose? Derelicte!

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  4. What?! | December 16, 2009 at 9:56 am

    Ripped leggings. Just what I always wanted.

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  5. Jimmy | December 16, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Hard for her to hide that canker sore. It’s consistent with her total lack of style and grace. She sure knows how to express trampness!

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  6. Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy! | December 16, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Nice scenery If she had some Ta-da-ouuuu back there…

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  7. Mattzilla | December 16, 2009 at 10:14 am

    she looks kinda ok in the third pic, better than ive seen her in a while anyway
    i would do stuff to her thats been done countless times!

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  8. Jake | December 16, 2009 at 10:18 am

    I’d still drill her like a Saudi oil field.

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  9. Deacon Jones | December 16, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Mmm. She’s looking good. I just might have to butt fuck her through her pantyhose, Parker style.

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  10. RichPort's Ghost | December 16, 2009 at 10:46 am

    If I promise to buy a pair of her stupid hose, will she let me bruise her uvula?

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  11. Ego | December 16, 2009 at 11:11 am

    I’m starting to think Coke is getting to expensive for her “fellatio skills, she’s probably on the Meth now.

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  12. Fat Foot | December 16, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Why doesn’t this ugly, wothless dummy just go buy a horse and live in the mountains somewhere and just leave us the hell alone!

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  13. nastyjay | December 16, 2009 at 11:50 am

    yup, she deserves to be covered in all my body fluids

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  14. antedeluvian | December 16, 2009 at 11:53 am

    She’s the Courtney Love for her generation

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  15. jiz | December 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Except Courtney Love was never this fuckable.

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  16. farty mcshitface | December 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    lousy slag looks like hell. for #1: no, i never recall when she was ‘hot’
    and for #8 of course you would but you can just go to the morgue and wait a few hours. she will be there for you soon enough.

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  17. jackie | December 16, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Remember when she was in Parent Trap, and she was cute?

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  18. j m | December 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    # 16 and all other losers would love to drill her beautiful body
    but they’re mad because they know she’d never let them.

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  19. Anon | December 16, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Why would anyone pay money for those?

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  20. testington | December 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    This is the best she’s looked in a while

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  21. ugh | December 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    lip my stockings
    lip them?
    lip them
    lip them?
    oh rrrip them
    rip your stockings?

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  22. Heather | December 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Anyone know where her dress is from?

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  23. Doc Schweinstrudel | December 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    ReAlly…I just want to punch her in the face…

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  24. Johnny | December 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    WTF Haters? She looks good. Bitter as hell you all are. HOT! Go Lindsay

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  25. See ALice | December 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    She looks good here , Not all strung out

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  26. 1derwoman | December 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    She actually looks pretty decent here, except for the runs in the hosiery. She looks clean, relaxed, and pleasant. I like the dress too. The shoes, well, maybe with another outfit

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  27. Exotica | December 16, 2009 at 4:07 pm
  28. j m | December 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Happy 16th birthday to beautiful Ali on December 22nd.
    Both sisters are lucky to have each other.

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  29. donnerpartyoffive | December 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    #11, yeah dude, Coke can be pretty pricey so I imagine she has had to get into the ass play to get some. #21, Hah! made me laugh after I remember where I’d heard it. Also, did said sandwich have mustard or mayo? Cause if it’s mayo I’ll fight her and the cats for it.

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  30. r k | December 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    i love the shoes though…

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  31. Boodiba | December 16, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    She looks GOOD. Sheesh.

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  32. Krys | December 16, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    She’s doesn’t look bad here. Take away the fucked up tights and she looks better than she has in a really long time. She appears to have bathed this month and appears to be semi-sober.

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  34. wow, really? | December 16, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    ripped rights? studded shoes? it’s like lindsey lohan got a tumblr & started following lookbook.nu. she should stick with letting her saggy tits flop around for photo shoots & stop trying to be fashionable. these trends are at least a year old.

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  35. mobile phone accessories | December 16, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Didn’t she once act the part of a sweet kid in some film? Someone should tell her that that’s the role to play in life. Problem may be that she’s probably surrounded by parasites and losers who would love to see anyone else crash and burn.

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  36. Clee Clee | December 17, 2009 at 1:13 am

    What’s up with her HAIR? Can she get a new weave or something?

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  37. Narcissist | December 17, 2009 at 3:58 am

    Lohan Leggings. Quality you can believe in.

    Maybe she’ll start selling her used panties on Southern Charms.

    @ 1 – It haunts me still, such a promising 5 seconds it was.

    @ 17 – Who would have guessed back then that Hilary Duff would mop the floor with Lindsay?

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  38. DD | December 17, 2009 at 8:10 am

    did she get botox? where did the wrinkles go? botox for everyone!

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  39. in the sack | December 17, 2009 at 10:38 am

    this are the better pictures of her in the whole year.

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  40. Lea | December 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    i’m so fucking sick and tired of hearing about her !! please try to put less articles about her !! pleaaase you’re killing us
    Ps . i love your blog and your sense of humor is amazing ..

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  41. Scentsy modern woman | December 17, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    R O F L! SHE is a trainwreck… this blog, however, is fantastic!

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  42. NFL Draft | December 18, 2009 at 3:46 am

    i dont like this attire

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  43. Ian | December 18, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    She does look better here than in most of her recent pictures. Hope she can straighten her life out. She needs to jetison the low-lifes arond her. Her eyes look so sad. Cheers Lindsay, good luck.

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  44. The Elect | December 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Just a HOT ASS MESS!

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  45. GTBurns | December 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Lindsay Lohan is exactly the name I would want to attach to a brand of stretched out ravaged with RUNS leggings.

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  46. GTBurns | December 19, 2009 at 2:06 am

    These ripped up leggings go for a bargain price of 88 dollars. Not since Victoria Beckham’s failed $300 jeans has there been a celebirty fashion line as misguided as this.

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  47. air diffuser | December 21, 2009 at 3:33 am

    good
    i like

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  48. JN | December 27, 2009 at 11:38 am

    Way to ruin the only thing you’ve still got going for yourself, your legs, with stupid runs in your hose.

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  49. m65 field jacket | January 30, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    wow she is still got it..nice

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  50. why does my hand hurt | February 14, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    Looks like the years have taken a toll on her .. sad!

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